Tell me about a romantic and/or sexual fantasy of yours, user :)

Whoever wrote that passage was either gay, asexual, or an easily offended woman.

I want a harem of obedient submissive mind controlled girls.

Actually it was god himself check yourself heathen

I want a harem of obedient submissive mind controlled boys.

ChEcKmAtE, aThEiSt! #libtardowned

>large hadron collider is fired up to try and make physical contact with an alternate universe
>experiment goes wrong
>lhc explodes causing a wave of dimensional energy to sweep across the planet
>all males become cute girls
>all females gain dick and balls becoming sexy futa
>the world now has to deal with this fallout

I would love to see how the world handled it. Especially places like the middle east.

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i want to marry a beautiful girl and intentionally infect our bed with bed bugs, watching her go mad with scratching, asking me for my help. i want to taste the bites against her skin with my tongue

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thats fucking retarded and so are you

Hi, Johnny Joestar.

Hey, OP asked.

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(Responding to my own prompt)

For some reason I have the fantasy a lot where I and the guy I like are surrounded by pure whiteness. We are both naked with nowhere to hide and nothing to distract ourselves. He usually tries to hide his arousal at my naked form out of embarrassment. There are different variations like me pretending nothing is out of the ordinary, or starting to flirt with him, etc..

Most of my sexual fantasies have to do with him expressing desire for me, and sometimes my (asleep) dreams are about him too.

Sigh... I wish I made a move on him at like age 11 or 12. I liked him as a youngster but I don't think I ever laid the moves on him. Instead I focused on the wrong people and here I am again today liking him when he's thousands of miles away...

So basically I'm a nervous, shy, frumpy woman and I always imagine fucking the PI of the lab I work at. The catch is that I always imagine kissing him but then going all femdom on him. I get off to how surprised I imagine he would be.

Sometimes I don't even imagine sex. Sometimes I just think of disclosing my femdom fantasies in my usual quiet voice and his erection being visible in his pants.

>alas
>he would never be into me
>and he probably likes maledom like literally everyone
>and even if he wasn't my actual personality doesn't match my fetish so I could never act on it

Life is pain.

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cats. Big ones, medium ones, small ones. I don't know why but they keep showing up in my dreams. Lionesses, pumas, an orange tabby. It's getting worrying.

>my actual personality doesn't match my fetish so I could never act on it
why the fuck are all women who claim to be into femdom like this

Most people are disjointed from their fetishes. That's probably why it's their fetish in the first place.

Well they should learn to stop being such cockteases.

Sitting in the hot wet mouth of a dragon, ass naked, for hours.

>implying being a cocktease and orgasm denial isn't top tier
Pleb.

Quads!

Also how long is ideal for orgasm denial? Don't want to give a guy I'm into "blue ball" or whatever. Unless he likes that...

Being a witch who lives in the forest and enchants men to seduce them
Also maybe my favorite can become my lover/assistant.

Haha what would a witch assistant do?

How's the steel ball run going?

I dunno, gather ingredients?
Pls no bully

I had a dream where I endlessly filled up an elf with cum while she kept her composure and bullied me, telling me I'm pathetic even though she was completely tied up.

So that, probably.

I want a girl that talks a lot

I want to have passionate dressup sex either in the woods or publically.
Its literally the most exciting thing I can possibly think of. A picnic and snuggles after would make it perfect.

But if she never shuts up, you can't figure else what else dat mouth do

I have this fantasy that I can curse people with absorbing a small portion of the caracteristics of other people's body by passing by them.
Be it height, weight, the size of breasts or ass, the definition of the hips, the attractiveness of the face etc...
I always imagine a friend I find to be too small to gradually grow up and become a 2 meters amazoness while being extremely confused and scared
The fansy always ends with me dispersing the curse and me fucking her

I dont mean it extreme like that, I'd just want a boy girl that wants to talk to me a lot and loves me back

You would have to be worth talking to though, so you better be well-versed in something enough to talk about for hours as well. If you want someone that just talks and talks and is fine with you not talking, chances are they're pretty fucked in the head.

I'm bad at talking but can still talk with people who are good at talking but those who are good at talking would never choose someone who is bad at it

I used to have a recurring dream where I was an apprentice Wizards Familiar, who could also transform into a human and just lazed around all day, follow him around and help him with his studies and magics.
Then any time I get horny, I'd bully him into having sex.
I used to wake up hating the fact that I woke up

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having a beautiful mommy gf that spanks me for being a bad boy.

Well user, I know that feel :|

Agreed, nice digits.

I have none. I find nothing sexual or romantic and don't have any sexual or romantic feelings or desires.

How about I get your digits baby?

Whole world becomes dnd
Then spend the rest of my days in a monastery learning to be a cleric/ druid .

Eventually become head of said monastery

It is probably just the overwhelming anxiety about sex talking: I always dream about a loving relationship with a woman where there is no penetrative sex ever.

>in a UFO with my grey alien friend
>beam up a roastie from the streets
>gangbang her with my grey bro
>beam her back to earth
>erase her memory

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