Fembots:

I hope this is true. It seems like doing that is a sign of weakness. I just want a gf who will be as sappy as me and never get bored of it, because I wouldn't

Dude, 0.6% of the population is trans. Trannies can get more attention than females by making some retarded "boipucci" thread since faggots have no standards.

Meh, lots of trannys and sissy faggots on this website these days, 100% chance of that being one of em since you like numbers. And that stats don't include faggots and sissys that like role-playing which are a lot, shit tons, not to mention trolls.

>tfw all I really want to experience in life is holding a girl like she's mine
>cuddling once in my miserable existence
>holding hands
>kissing her forehead and neck
>H E A D P A T S
>absolutely not interested in initiating sex tho wouldn't mind if she did

But I can't because I'm stuck at home until my job starts next march

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And even if I worked and had money to meet people I fear I still wouldn't be able to find a gf. Pic related is the only thing I want before my inevitable suicide because of loneliness

Life is a horrible ride I never signed up for

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Are you white? If so all you gotta do is be thin and not retarded. But if you're not white you deserve to suffer lol. You sound indian, indians are filthy animals.

Not Indian my dude. I'm german. Really dark blonde hair to the point that it looks brown, grey green eyes etc. Wouldn't call that Indian.
Idk man i don't think I'm fat but not skinny either. BMI says 24,1 so I guess I'm skinnyfat.

>189cm (6'2,4")
>86kg (189lbs)

But this all doesn't matter because no girl except the shallow ones care about appearance. I have no redeeming qualities for being a bf except maybe being nice and supportive but everyone always says nice guys don't get any pussy

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Which part of germany?

I wish I had a dick and he'd suck it

Ruhrgebiet

You are probably very close to me.

And you're a dude with a neckbeard and a fedore probably. Or a tranny. I don't believe there are actual women on this board.

Besides if I specify where I live any more people will dox me or abduct me to harvest my organs

Oh no yeah I am a dude, but not a fat neckbeard or anything. Just wanted to see if girls in other parts of Germany are also so fucking boring and copycats of eachothers like here but you live so close, I don't gotta ask.

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None, but I'd love a woman to eat me out one day.

I mean, I think I'm pretty vocal about what I want.
I guess something I haven't said that I want to do is him using a vibrator on me, and him going down on me while I'm on my period.

>tfw no fembot to please

I wish they would notice me.

Cheesy shit. It's cheesy for a reason, because it's good. Leave me cute notes in places I'll see, make me breakfast, cuddle me all day, let me wear your clothes, and call each other pet names, shoot let's go act silly buying ice cream and sit on a porch to kiss. It's little things that don't require a terrible amount of planning and if travel/money is involed it should be minimum. I'll always take a nice snack sitting in the park over dressing up and getting ready to go out somewhere unnecessarily expensive.

As for sexual, please grab me. Grab my hips, grab my arms, grab my breasts, play with my hair, pull me closer and all that good shit. You don't have to be rough, just flex that fact you can hold me down while making out. Dry humping and teasing is fun too. Basically think of things that sex toys can't do because that's what's missing. You're not a glorified dildo so try not to act like one, basically don't be hasty, aloof, serious, or generally disinterested. Sex is fun, it's a binding activity, it's a moment where walls are down, come get lost and try not to worry about fucking up because fucking up is the human element that my vibrator can't give me.

nothing
nothing turns me on or excites me, even romantically

girls all over the fucking world are like that, germananon

Why are you here and not fucking your bf?

Bf who treats me like a kid, wholesome stuff, head pats, food, hugs, chill talks in the day
Then in the bedroom he can treat me like trash
But that wont happen because im scared of all men haha...

Because I don't have a bf, nor a fuck buddy, or local friends for that matter. I'd have to dive five hours out to see my one online buddy to even do casual things and I don't have a license... Or money for a bus pass... And they're also poor... So uh

Why do you want him to go down on you while you're on your period?
Would you eat his ass after he took a shit?

Please be in Australia. Originally

I just want my bf to stop feeling sick all the time and find out whats wrong so he can be horny and healthy again, i miss sex a lot

Thats terrifying, yeah im in Australia

God I just wanna be kissed so bad all over, that is what I want most from a guy affection wise. Neck kissing, shoulder kissing, back kissing, chest area kissing. It's be pure heaven

No, but we already do period sex (without a condom), and period blood is way less nasty than shit.
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If youre having any sort of from-behind sex and he doesnt kiss your neck, back, shoulders, etc, dump him.

even tinder dates kiss and cuddle, no?
Shouldn't be that hard to find

I refuse to do hook ups. I'll just wait until I scout out a proper bf.

As i said, im scared of men, and tinder freaks me out! Hook ups are scary. Online relationship stuff or anything connected to it just, a no. I know im a hopeless mess but, i can still daydream.

You know blood tastes like iron right?
Also that's still disgusting.
Would you lick a bleeding wound on your bf?

Saving my virginity for someone special, because I think it will make the kissing even more amazing.

Period blood tastes more like pussy than like regular blood.
And if it would drive him crazy, then yeah probably.

Yeah alright. I'm just getting kinda saly sometimes, because I feel like women are the ones who get chased and can find someone eventually all the time, where for us it is difficult to find the right moment to ask someone out or feel like a connection exists.

Lastly try to smile at people in rl who you're attracted to and they might ask you out, maybe even combite it with hair playing etc.
Gl

Have you tasted your own period blood?

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I have an ugly fanged tooth smile. And when i smile with my mouth closed i suddenly aged 30 years. I think i will just stick to my fanfictions and fantasy stuff

its best to smile with ya mouth open

Ya and i have terrible teeth, user.

Doesn't matter usually, besides if you were to get into a relationship it isn't like you can hide it forever. just brush them regularly from now on

I do brush them, i just need to get braces to fix a small problem. But i dont think guys like braces so much... and i dont think a relationship would be plausible for me at all since im so awkward and introverted.

Then get braces! Yikes, this board is allergic to problem solving

Haha yeah sorry, i freak out about alot of unessacary things i guess. It explains why ive been a shut in for my entire life

>i dont think guys like braces
That's an entire porn category

That gives me a bit of hope! Should i get the rainbow one or the white ones? Just planning early. Any other tips i can follow, like what do guys like in a girl?

As long as you're not a great big cow you can get a boyfriend. Flirt with someone at the library or something

>not too fat
>friendly and bubbly
>submissive
>takes pride in appearance
>makes you feel masculine/ needed
>long done up hair
>curves
Cliche but you could be my gf by only if you're a Christian

Im most of that except im not too curvy and i have shoulder length hair with bangs, and im not very religious. But i will try my best! Thank you so much. If there are any more things, please tell me

Personally I really don't think braces matter, even it is just a small teeth thing. My sister has her front teeth a little bit apart from each other, and yet she still has people hitting on her.

Really try it, many men are afraid to approach girls, but if you smile at them, they might have a good feeling about approaching you. Trust me on that, I'm introverted myself and whenever a girl smiles at me I instantly like her more

Im not good at flirting, i would just stutter and look like a whore looking for a quick hookup at a fucking local libary

Smile often, make sure you seem interested in what he has to say, be open minded, not overly sensitive, friendly appearance

How's that terrifying?

Fuck it you can kik me if you want
Walk up and ask him to help you with something. Treat him like he's your hero

really just smile, play with your hair, make sure he knows that you're looking at him etc.

You guessed where i lived on the first try.
Im not a big fan of kik
Okay so the main stuff is just smile and brush back my hair or play with it, be friendly and submissive. I think i can do that, wish me luck on not fucking up

Don't be discouraged if it doesn't work the first time

On occasion desu

Sometimes you can be a little more direct and if you already know the person tell him that you like him, but usually these first signs show him tat you're interested in him. Gl

I really wish i had someone to rub my back every day after work. i want to bury my head in someone's chest and have them stroke my hair with their hand, get gentle kisses on the top of my head. I don't know, comfy intimacy.

Only cause I live in Australia too lol. Chances were you'd be American as usual.

I wish more Australia robot girls were here. Really rare

I dont want to come off as the clingy type though, so i think being indirect like, saying cute stuff like

>hey i think ur pretty cool.. uhm would you like to hang out this weekend? If youre free, that is.. its nice talking to you.

I dont want to say i like them off the bat because i dont really know them as much yet. Or it can be like, i like your personality or your taste in, blah blah.
Yeah id assume they would be rare, most aussie girls are popular valley girls. I have yet to find another fembot

yeah tha works too, sometimes women just crush on strangers and are then perplexed if nothing happens