Did you ever pretend to be a girl, user? Tell the truth

yeah
i used Jow Forums since i was 12 and started posting pictures of myself at like, 14, because i was dumb. people told me a looked like a girl and i liked that, so i started dressing a lot girlier. i already had very long straight hair.
then i realized my feminine traits were the only thing i liked about myself years later and worked over stuff mentally
and now i'm on hrt and a girl all the time yay

Only on r9k for fun

Did once to prank someone, got clothes and some padding for a few photos.
Wouldn't do it again unless I slim down but it'd be solely because I find it funny to fluster people, it's not sexual to me.

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you'll kill yourself at 27

I'd honestly just be mad that you did it to prank me.

that's 9 good years over killing myself at 18 because i never had a shot to be happy otherwise. :) it's been 2 years since i've started hrt and it's the best decision i've ever made in my life.

A girl who went to my class forgot her gym bag in the bus one day so I took the bag home, tried her worn clothes on and masturbated. I gave them back to her the next day.

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When I'm horny and doing erp, yes.

The slight hairiness adds to the idea that he's an amateur at being gay, I like it. It tells a story through visuals.

Honestly I'd totally down to fuck someone in the ass while prettied and dressed up, it'd be pretty ironic.

That'd be pretty hot but being a dumb, incompetent teenager put me off of being on the receiving end forever.

Yes, once on RuneScape when I was 10 so I could get free stuff.

It better not end there. I swear if he doesn't fuck his trap brother...

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It should definitely be something, like forcing dildos up his butt or getting guys to come over, if not what you said.

wrong board you dumb fucking cunt go straight to hell

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so you literally let Jow Forums strangers condition you into thinking you should be a girl

do you have any idea how fucking stupid that is?

holy shit dude.....

excellent taste
dont fuck this up man of shad

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nah, i let Jow Forums uncover some latent feelings i had, and used it as a source of external validation that i was desirable. Jow Forums didn't influence my decision at all, i'd just never considered that transitioning was a choice i could make previously.

if you want to make 0 effort to understand, and be super reductive, everything sounds pretty stupid. but that's just because you're stupid.

Not anymore.
>Be six
>Dad gives me computer with internet access and no supervision
>Couple years later
>Want to play Medal of Honor Allied Assault and Battlefield 1942 online
>Need GameSpy Arcade
>Just tells me to lie about myself, age, name, etc.
>Claim to be 18-year-old blonde grill
>Some 26-yo guy hits me up wanting to befriend me
>Sure enough starts flirting with me
>SHIT SHIT WAT DO
>Try not to blow my cover
>Flirt back
>End up sexting through GSA chat
>End up cybering in-game (kek)
>Be sexually confused/curious for the next 15 or so years
T-thanks dad...

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shadman are still trying to be relevant? give it up you cant draw kid

>accidentally catfish 16 year old lesbian while pretending to be 18 year old lesbian
>its been going on for almost a year
>actually 25 year old mtf that is 6'2 and not close to passing yet
I didn't mean to let it get this far.

kinda yes but only when im horny

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>haha bro its just a prank bro im not gay at all bro like would you mind i-if you just stuck your dick in my ass real quick j-just as a prank bro haha w-wouldn't that be funny haha

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Yes every day of my life. I use women's restrooms and everything.

she'll love it when you do get the balls to tell her

I pretended to be a girl in my early days online when i was 11. I didn't know about search engines and just used a random picture of a 30something woman that came with photo editing program I had. I wanted to be a girl very badly then but I grew out of it.

ok, dont cut your dick off tho

Have a panty fetish so yes I have tried some on

I've been waiting for years for the chance to post this.

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Thanks fren, will enjoy.

i don't pretend to be a girl really but i like to wear some kinds of their clothing. it's softer, looser on the ends and usually lets heat out more easily

>Can only really wear pleated skirts because dick is too big to be hidden by anything else.

A blessing and a curse.

I pretend to be a younger girl on omegle sometimes so that I can attract dominant men who want to degrade and abuse me.

>anus and balls
Gross

>decide to roll female undead warlock on WoW
>spawn in deathknell
>this rogue keeps on /flirting and offering
>log out and delete character

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Every chance I can get. I've gotten fucked while pretending to be a girl even

>boner
Welp I guess I like traps now. Girls are so distant and alien from my life they might as well be mythical creatures. I hope that excuse vindicates me on judgment day

Would you a shadgirl(man)

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post legs and feet

I do it all the time and now after like a year I have a bf and feel better

>tee hee I'm suicidal :-)
Transvestites, everyone

I wish there was a magic pill that would make my hideous, deformed face turn to normal. But I guess there isn't. At least, am I a somewhat protected victim class? Nope? Ah, that sucks. Guess I can't be a crazy lunatic and get away with it

hah when i was 12yo a female approached me 'hey qt girl can you take our picture?' i was too embarassed to speak and reveal i was a boy. just went along with it by nodding.

1) transvestites isnt the word
2) they said they're better now

Fuck off

Do the deformed and hideous get a special word? Does anyone leap to our defense when we are spoken of harshly? Maybe, given the extent of victim and freak worshiping that's going on. But I at least personally haven't benefited from it. I've got to give you credit though, you used "they're" instead of "there." You must be one of the brighter ones from your generation

No. My sexuality wasn't ruined by pretending to be a woman. If only...

>>>>>>>shadman
>be me
>woman (female) who fucking hates trannies
>unironically appreciate shadman's art here despite his history
>the subtle drawing of the foreskin
>the slight hairiness to the balls
>that pose showing the perineum is super hot
What the fuck

>What the fuck

faggot(gay)

>hairy, dirty anus gaping
I'll never find this attractive

No, but i get called ma'am at work all the time

If you are deformed and hideous it is only because you are poor. There is no other reason it could be possible, due to how far we've come with cosmetic surgery. People are leaping to the defense of the poor constantly and continuously.

only when I'm masturbating

>when you finally realize 2D is better than 3D

I love and appreciate shadman so much. I hope this comic gets real lewd.
I love the comment and pose bringing attention to the tranny's balls in the panties

Wait.
If I'm a woman who likes a man dressed as a woman, does that mean traps are gay but not in the way everyone thinks? no but rly traps r gay

Well, the anus isn't gaping here. Anyway, it's not really the anus but I think penises and balls look cute from that angle.

Oh I knew that a loooooong time ago.

I wish shad would ruin everything he draws with those fucking ugly stomachs.

Wouldn't*
I'm a fucking retard.

No, but it kinda feels nice when people mistake me for one anyway! :3

So, how long have you had a porn probl- I, I mean... how long have you been a regular porn user, not that there's anything conceivably wrong with that because why would there be ha ha

>Oh I knew that a loooooong time ago
why were you surprised then? you don't have to like 3D traps at all to like 2D traps

>woman who likes a man dressed as a woman

I think this is more common than people think. A little backstory: I'm bi and crossdressed since i was 16, but keep it quiet. I've always been in sports, so play off being completely shaved as being for athletic reasons. People dont need to know my whole skincare regimen. I do makeup and have wigs. I only dress up alone or with partners who are into it. I've had two girlfriends and a FWB who absolutely loved this fetish. They'd take me shopping, buy sex toys, etc. They got off on it way more than any guy I've dressed up for. So a decent chunk of my sample size at least are into this kinda thing.

Oh God, too long.

I actually just got fired, came home from work and am looking for stuff to masturbate to. I masturbated thrice yesterday.

My husbandos are not traps, though.

My surprise was mostly
>shadman
>good
and
>me, who hates trannies
>finding the image of a boy in a dress hot

>mfw fucking shad has a better body to pass than u
i give up, that's it
*cue the sad jontron music

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Nah that's a cosplayer. Shad is a brownman.

I don't know much about shadman but boys who dress up as girls and actual trannies are really different. like crossdresser don't usually have some kind of weird political agenda and do their stuff in private.

Brownman?

No, but sometimes people confuse me for a girl on Jow Forums, they say I "type" like one.

It means he's Hispanic, doofus.

I used to go on omegle back when I was 17 to 22 and dress like a girl to get compliments from people (with the intention of passing, I'd pass around 20% of the time)

As an oldfag I still very rarely do it but quite often I find myself depressed by my manly looks due to aging.

Pretty sure he's not Hispanic unlike what the other guy said, since he was born and raised in Switzerland, but he's some sort of brown. He's racially ambiguous and has said
>why even bother asking about my race, whats the point?

no, its too risky

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>be a fag
>blame dad
u gey

damn boi just eat something being slim dosent mean being cute you homo.

>be me
>playing that unity SnK game with some friends at like 4 am
>some scripykiddy joins our server, starts fucking around with us
>he starts chatting
>I decide to pretend to be a girl and bait him
>bites immediately
>I pass him my steam and he keeps bothering me
>asks for pics
>send him some I had of an classmate
>he asks for nudes now
>idea.exe
>"I don't know... that's private, but maybe if you did something for me..."
>he gifts me Cities: Skylines on steam
>pretend to be glad and thankful
>tell him I'll be away for a few days, so that he won't be able to refund the gift
>send him other photo to tide him over.
>a few days pass
>block him
Guess they never miss huh

He looks good. If he stays skinny then when he eventually goes on HRT he can gain some weight and itll distribute properly

I wanna do this so bad. But it seems so expensive to get the clothes wig and makeup

Clothes first, then wig, then later makeup. Do it in stages. It's really fun

why don't you ask someone to buy stuff for you?

When I was between nine and thirteen I used to go "trapping" on Omegle a lot. Nine out of ten people thought I was a girl and kept asking to see my genitals/breasts, so I used to tuck and pretend I had a vagina, was pretty fun

Who the fuck am I gonna ask? Just put it on my christmas list?

no, but why do i find slutty boys who pretend to be girls so hot?

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bc you're gay. jk I have no idea either. It's something to do with porn addiction in 99% of cases

didn't pretend I was a girl but I said I was a tranny for about a year and ruined all my pre existing relationships. I got lots of "friends" and people adding me by saying I'm a tranny but when I told people that I didn't want to be a tranny anymore they instantly ghosted me. FYI great shit test for people if you want to see if someone is only interested in you because you're a tranny. Once you go back to not being a tranny you'll be even more depressed from the lack of attention and people to talk to once again after you've experienced it first hand how you're treated so differently by people when people think you're a girl/tranny.

except it is gay just not androphilic gay
not saying it's right or wrong im just saying definitively accept scholarly worldwide it's gay to like dicks if you also have a dick

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>I said I was a tranny for about a year
why did you say you were a tranny? did you think you were a tranny or did you just tell people that?

No, I just fuck boys pretending to be girls

Because you're a hebephilic homosexual, like the majority of adult men interested in male-male sexual pairings in antiquity. It's not really that abnormal, just suppressed by modern morality.

he may be right and i don't like cocks. I also like when somebody is being degraded, that's why i watch videos of women sucking horse cocks, monster rape hentai, interracial porn etc...

you are probably an extremely boring person aside from that lie you had going for you
the fake it till you make it meme that people spout for life is that you're still supposed to have something redeemable in you but not outright noticeable at first

>i don't like cocks
if you didn't like cocks you wouldn't be able to jerk off to pictures that have them attached
i don't like shit so i don't jerk it to any porn where there's someone shitting or if there's shit in the picture/video cause that's gross
you're indifferent to cocks so then you're gynephillic bisexual
this might not be the case irl since seeing a dick in 3D with the smells and sounds attached to it is a totally different experience but for jerking off you're gynephillic bisexual which means you like both sexes as long as they are both feminine enough

I just ask my dad when I need to buy make up and sometimes guys on the internet give you stuff