Apparently if you're not a virgin you will be bullied here

That should be a major red flag to you, and if it isn't, you're beyond saving.

You'll regret it in a year or two, but don't get on here and make a fucking sad frog thread about how nobody warned you.

I've been depressed for more than 10 years, I contemplate suicide every single day and hope I kick the bucket while I sleep and wake up dead.
>"I want to get off mr.Bones' wild ride"

No youre not, we dont get have the ability to achieve the life you have. summed it up pretty well you are just choosing to be here.

>are you fucking retarded?
Of course he is.

read
It makes it somewhat tolerable to know people think in a similar way here.

Its not even the sex its the fact that your a normalfag.

What makes you think tthat tho?

>I've had sex
There's your problem you attention whore.

people are depressed here for a different reason than you are. go some where else where there's depressed losers like reddit or something

You do understand that this place does not help you, right? It's actually quite the opposite

This is a vice that preys on the depressed, and makes you more negative and sadder. Stop acting like you should be here, stop trying to justify your presence here, and most importantly, stop coming here.

>depressed for different reasons
>"tfw no gf"
You guys have it real hard man. Get some real problems first.

The fact that you convinced 5 woman 4 of which were virgins to have sex with you. That means you can socialise at a normal to high level and that makes you a normalfag and not a robot. Stop trying to identify as a robot because your not and you dont want to actually be one.

I like it here, life becomes easier with likeminded people. Why are you so obsessed with sex? If I was a virgin you'd accept me with open arms. Why do you do this?

>can socialize
I can manage to hold my spaghetti for a limited duration. Doesn't change the fact it's exhausting and would prefer not to deal with it.

I wouldn't. I'm not a virgin either, I don't belong here. I'm just telling you what happens if you stick around. If you don't want to listen, that's on you

>I can manage to hold my spaghetti for a limited duration.
being able to hold your spaghetti long enough to have achieve what you did is called being a normalfag with mild anxiety. Stop trying to rationalise being robot because your not one.

that's why you don't belong here

Then what's the reason you are here on Jow Forums?

Old habits die hard, I guess? I don't know. It's a reflex.

I met those girls online, I can't do shit irl.

Do you seriously not get it? you are not a fucking robot, why cant you get that through your head. Robot cant socialise to the point of getting 5 different woman to sleep with them.

Instal a dating app on your phone and you'll get that too. Why again so obsessed with sex? Do I need to give you a whole portofolio? I don't want to be here either, but it's the best I have.

>Instal a dating app on your phone and you'll get that too.
>get to fuck 5 woman 4 of which are virgins
Yea I dont think so pal. My point is that robots cant do that shit its to socially intimidating.

>Yea I dont think so pal.
What makes you think so? I'm an ugly fucker, all I got for me is height. And yeah, it was pretty demanding at the start, the only thing I had for me was writing experience in online games, but after a year I cracked the code. Sex didn't turn me normalfag tho.

How do you find a virgin female? Also fuck you

Im sorry, but I just dont believe an ugly social retard managed fuck 4 virgins on a using a dating app.

Dating apps, not tinder, the lesser known ones.
>fuck you
what did I do to deserve this?

Fuck you for lowering the amount of potential virgin wives. I don't want to use dating apps because they're only used for sex.

Just tell me why this seems so out of reality? They weren't 10/10, more like 6-7/10.

>only used for sex.
Well, they had accounts there, so they would be "violated" by someone sooner than later, isn't it better to know that it was one of you and not Chad?

Because virgin 6/10 are rare as fuck and the chance that they would even use a dating app are low, couple that with the fact that with the fact that youre a social retard and that just makes it an unbelievable story.

You miss the point. I don't want a whore. I don't want sex. I could've lost my virginity by now if I just wanted sex. I have morals and I want a virgin wife, and assholes like you spoiling these poor stupid clueless women (who will regret being whores, as they all do) feed into the pushed narrative that sex = just for fun. I want sex for pair bonding and intensifying our love, not for some bragging rights (if it's anything to brag about really).

I'm amazed at the ridiculousness of this statement

First of all, they were gonna get nailed by somebody, and if it wasn't him, it woulda been somebody else

Second, they weren't gonna end up with you anyway.

I find it hard to believe you actually think like this, and if you do, that's sad

I never introduced them to my peers because I knew I'd get roasted into ash. They stuck around for 4-5 months each until I spilled the spaghetti.
You can do it too, but again why so obsessed with sex?

Well I know that I'll never get a wife, this is all I have.

Just get the fuck out you attention whore.

Can you stop bullying already? I just want a simple answer.

Why do you care what your peers think, why woud they care about your sex life? Also what does that have to do with anything? Like I said its not the the sex its the fact that you can socialise. I guarantee if I tried to do what you did by using dating apps That shit wont happen.

>Why do you care what your peers think
Because as stated above I'm an autist, it's instinct.
>why woud they care about your sex life
I always felt the girls weren't hot enough, so I felt like I'd get teased for it. They're Brads. Also the fact I met them online and not irl.
>That shit wont happen.
I said that too until it did

>is social enough to fuck 5 women
>social enough to deflower 4 of them
>autistically rages when he's called out for being a normalnigger fag
>mentons he has friends later on

Just get out of my board larper, I bet you have a job you enjoy too.

No
Kys fucking retard

Nope, college dropout, I'm a neet.

They literally dont give a fuck unless you are over rating those woman which seems likely due to the fact that they were virgins and dating and dating someone like. So tell me then, how does one manage you do what you did.

Yeah well, you still got 4 strikes out of 5 and 3 are where you burn
GTFO

I lost my friends too, they have their own lives now.

get lost failed normie

Then go fuck another virgin to get your mind off it
Just leave

>play mmorpgs in mid teenage years
>get e-gf in said mmorpg
>learn how to talk to a girl during the year I had e-gf
>make dating app
>fine tweak knowlege on how to talk to girls
>talk to 100's of them
>get 5

>be me
>talk to bitches on discord and omegle a lot
>have had over 30 girls send me their titties
>still no pussy IRL
Just accept you're a fucking norman and leave

You need to ask them on a date irl.

Seriously, this board is flooded with normans nowadays
We need a cleansing

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So cleanse it.

Oh wait, you're impotent

Fuck off, you fucking normalfag. I hope your mother gets ovarian cancer.

>can't get a gf
>still expects all that shit
kek

What kind of dating app allows you to talk to 100 woman?

The thing about not being a virgin is that it means you got validated by a woman, who are the BIGGEST normies on the planet. They wouldn't even want to be seen with a guy who can't dress well or is awkward in public, let alone fuck them. You can't get laid without having a high normie power level.

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All of them? I don't mean at once, at once more like 3 or 4.

Yeah, this crybox is pretty weird, nobody should belong here except the vile cunts that drag everyone down.

>yet why do I still feel like I belong here?
Because you're a normalnigger and all you faggots do is infest every part of the world, internet, and any hobby with your stupid vapid bullshit. Fucking leave.

Girls have fucked me but not wanted to be seen with me. All depends on what sort of crazy you fuck

But what if the powerlevel is fake? What if trying to hold the spaghetti in physically hurts?

same though i mostly identify with the suicide and drug abuse so i think me getting my willy wet in the past can kind of be overlooked here

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I still dont believe that you found 4virgins using dating apps. Also how the fuck are you supposed to set up your profile though? There has to be some secret unless your lying and you are attractive.

Put up the best looking picture you can take while still looking like that IRL, no flexing, virgin girls don't like that, it intimidates them. I never write bios, just put in to ask me about shit personally because "it's more fun that way". Put down all the hobbies you had through your lifetime. Sneak in the fact you like animals, girls love that etc.
Not sure what exactly you want to know.

The only pictures I cant take selfie pics also dont have hobbies and dont have a properly developed personality this hopeless unless youre a normalfag.

Play with the lighting, you can turn on brightness+contrast and make your skin smoother that way, selfies are important, more than full body shots. Stand infront of a lightsourse so your eyes reflect more light. Virgin girls take eyes very seriously, it's only a meme for roasties.
You don't actually need to create shit, buy a guitar and learn 3 different chords, congrats you are a musician now and can put it down as a hobby. That's a huuuge + for virgin girls.
Aso, my facial structure is literal wojak, if I got laid, you can too.

It doesn't matter anymore. Nu-Jow Forums is perfect for faggots like you. Attention whoring and pretending to be sad because you broke up with your gf even though everything in your life is going fine. Boo-hoo. How about you chop your balls off also guess what I put in the options field.

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I just got lucky a few times, why is this so wrong?

Oops I miss type I was meant to say the only pictures I can take of me are selfies which will just make me look like a loser loner. I do have nice eyes, but my skin isnt good and I cant lie about a hobby

Fuck off normalfag, date a gun for a hot minute

I definitely belong here. I've had sex before but it was with fat chicks with terrible personalities.

Anytime I try to get involved with someone I actually like I quickly ruin it with my anxiety and autism.

You don't need to be in a crowd, virgin girls don't like group pics. Also have at least 6 pictures, that's the reason some guys come off creepy, also add a new pic once per 2 weeks.
You a lot about psychology, you enjoy music or movies, you're a foodie, shit like that. You don't need a nobel peace prize. Also NO politics, absolutely NOT.

>I just got lucky a few times
>fine tweak knowlege on how to talk to girls

You've actively sought out girls to fuck because you're a giant fucking normalfag. You're not wanted here, fuck off you fucking cum gargling nigger.

I wanted to date them, but as mentioned above, after a certain time I spill my spaghetti.
You all talk about getting a gf, yet the most important part and the most difficult is keeping said gf.

Well maybe if I some how get over anxiety Ill try, but Im not convinced.

Train holding your spaghetti in, baby steps. It's draining, 10 times the 9-5 job, but you'll need this if you want to go on a date.

Girl asked me if could come to my house and watch tv

Holy I'm gonna make it

>You all talk about getting a gf

Only the faggots who think it will fix all their problems. Regardless, you've convinced another person to let you put your penis inside them, you are a normalfag and I don't want you here. If I could press a button to kill you, I would push it without hesitation.

>if I could press a button to kill you
SLAM THAT MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE

haha wow nice so edgy lol, upvoted.

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Because you can never understand our pain and suffering. YOU PIECE-OF-SHIT, NORMIE!!!!!!

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The only people who complain about nonvirgins are the people who want to believe they've suffered more than you.
>UR A VIRGIN THAT MEANS IVE OBJECTIVELY SUFFERED MORE THAN YOU RREEEEE

>Virgins think they are suffering
Top kek

Remember to always scorn the normalfags that come here, lest we become an utter shithole like /b/.

Somewhere along the line we sadly eased up on doing this, and that's why we have a barrage of 'fembot' threads and other garbage /soc/-shit now.

you don't know thr pain of being a virgin desu, be quit normie

Because you're a fucking NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FAGGOT
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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>the pain of being a virgin
Hahahaha, nigga just have sex, like nigga benis in bagina.

Because you hate women.
A lot of people come here because they are cheated on and discover dating is totally fucked and feminists have fucked up women even more.
You get a girl when your 20 and she's only had 2 partners. She cheats on you 10 years later and you start dating again and discover all the women in your age bracket 25-32 all have 50+ sex partners.