Even if you somehow manage to get a gf, how are you going to compete with this?

Dam those 0.3% ers getting 2/3 of the women

Get an azn gf. My jap ex would scream ITAI (it hurts) every single time we had sex, and I'm a lanklet with a pencil dick. Was just like my animu in real life.

you are all a bunch of primitive animals controlled by nothing but base impulses

suffering is caused by desire

stop desiring

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Sounds like a lot of HATE for a BUDDHIST, user

Look if my gf wants to fuck a guy with a dick that big, I'd let her. That's his right. You have to respect someone that highly evolved. He's like a new species.
I'm 7.5x5.75 and told me gf that she's only allowed to fuck a guy that has a bigger dick than me. So she ends up going out with this dude that talks a lot of shit about being hung and brings him back to our place. And I hear her from the bedroom ''dude, I'm not sucking that. you said you were big. that's false advertising!'' and then she calls me over to escort him out as he's butthurt as fuck

But seeing a dick or hearing a dick like that fuck my girl would be a thing of beauty. I think everyone has it in them to accept being dominated by a superior male. Unless you're literally perfect you will always be mogged by another dude and women are programmed to want guys who mog their boyfriend or husband, they always will, they can't help it. Might as well embrace it.
think of it as the perfect example of sexuality. Only through cuckolding can 99.99 percent of men see a woman in peak pleasure and submission and can we appreciate what it means to dominate and be alpha, vicariously

>Being a cuck = being alpha

HAHAHAHAHAHA the loops you faggots will go jump through to justify your degenerate fetish. WELL SHE'S GONNA FUCK OTHER GUYS ANYWAY MAY AS WELL LET HER INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR A DECENT LOYAL GF

From my point of view the Jedi are factually incorrect

Yep, there is that legendary guy all groups of women speak of and social circles have. Hot girls are almost always part of huge social circles with lots of girls to gossip with. And plus these days girls are asking for dick pics on tinder to make sure they dont waste their time with a baby dick and plus they are hoping to find a massive cock that they can brag about to all their friends

t. Schlomo Goldenburg

I never said being a cuck is alpha. I said you can live vicariously through an alpha male. It's the only way to do so unless you have near perfect genetics which chances are no one on Jow Forums at the moment does, that's just how rare chads like that are. That being said a cuck can be alpha for sure. Enjoying the sight of your woman getting fucked by a better man doesnt mean you cant have alpha qualities in other areas of life.
It's especially alpha if you have a say who she fucks. I'd never let my gf fuck who ever SHE wants. It comes down to me accepting when a guy mogs me

You're Schlomo Goldenburg?

poor bait ladderoo

I don't know if you're being ironic but yeah that's pretty much how it works.

It's not bait. I'm passionate about my ideology. Me and my gf are currently using r/cuckold to find the perfect bull. We are actually thinking about flying this legitimate 9 inch dude out

No girl wants to hurt herself with a dick like that. It would rip her asshole into a bloody pulp and make her throat bleed.

God I don't understand those retards in those porn adds above. WHY ARE WOMEN SO READY TO ACT LIKE BRAINLESS RETARDS JUST TO GET TO BE FUCKED, either in their own bedrooms or publicly in the internet? ALL OF THESE FUCKING RETARDS SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE HEAD. They are making it more difficult for all INTELLIGENT WOMEN, MEN EXPECTING ALL WOMEN TO BE RETARDS AND SPITTING ON THE MORE INTELLIGENT ONES.

If I ever choose to become a serial killer, these RETARDS are going to be one of my targets. Along with animal, child and gang rapists, bullies and animal abuser. And yeah, dickheads trying to enslave women. ALL OF THESE FUCKHEADS NEED TO GO.

post the original you complete faggot

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stop being a pathetic delusional faggot and spewing your bleeding hurt ass hole over here
dickflashwarehouse.tumblr.com

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Women don't care about penis size IRL.
Stop watching porn!

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Is she a pornstar? She looks fucking similar to a girl I used to date. Jesus it might just be her.

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This is really strange, what do you guys think? She was always really horny and is really kinky.

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would rather die then have a dick that big, all you'd get is 2 minute bjs from ur gfs fucking lockjaw, happy with my average dick desu

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YOU FUCKING LIAR WANT TO DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW? YOU SEE, YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT, LIARS ARE ON MY LIST TOO, AND THEIR END WON'T BE EASY.

YOU KNOW I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE BRAINLESS FUCKING APES OF YOUR KIND. APES, WHO ON THE BASIS OF ONE FUCKING OPINION CONCLUDE THAT THE OTHER PERSON IS AN SJW/NAZI OR SOME OHER IDIOTIC STEREOTYPE OF A PERSON. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ACTUALLY LIVE WITH YOURSELVES, YOU FUCKING APES? HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING BRAINLESS, THAT ON THE BASIS OF ONE FUCKING OPINION YOU CONCLUDE ANYTHING? YEAH, THE OTHER PERSON HAS 10 SAME OPINIONS AS YOU HAVE AND 1 SAME AS AN SJW AND THE PERSON IS AN SJW. YOU BRAINLESS FUCKING CUNT. YOU'RE SO FUCKING DUMB YOU SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE HEAD JUST FOR THAT.

NO NEED to mention that the kind of APES described above are on my list as well. JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SO COMPLETELY BRAINLESS. I CAN'T TAKE THEIR STUPIDITY.

And yeah, you FUCKHEADED PIECE OF SHIT, YOU JUST HIT THE LAST NAIL INTO YOUR COFFIN WITH YOUR FUCKHEADED COMMENT. FUCKHEADS WHO HATE WOMEN TO THE POINT YOU DO, TO MAKE THEM SAY SHIT LIKE YOU DID, ARE GOING TO BE IMPALED. Or BURNT ALIVE or SKINNED ALIVE. I have not mercy for you. As a matter of fact, I WOULD TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS to you. :) The ONLY thing keeping me from doing is that I do not wish to rot in jail. But hey, maybe, one day, I can not hold myself back anymore, but pop up in one of those meetings of YOU FUCKHEADED SHIT and SLAUGHTER YOU ALL WITH A MACHINE GUN. In Paddock style. Well, that is my dream at least. ;)

LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING RETARD. I will kill her if I can.

stay mad virgin incel haha

Some girls like big penises better and others can't even take them in. No matter what, you shouldn't base your self-esteem off whether or not you have the biggest penis your girlfriend has ever had, or even whether or not you gave her the best sexual experience of her life. In fact, this board, which is so concerned with hating women, should at least have the sense not to center their self-image around them in the first place, if they have the sense for anything.

>The ONLY thing keeping me from doing IT is that I do not wish to rot in jail.

Oh, I so long to get to kill all the fuckheads but guess it is hard to achieve.

Erm.

Writing out that type of shit is a real bad idea.

First day on Jow Forums? enjoying your ability to spew all the vitriol your bitter heart desires with no-one downvoting you? That's my guess.

You can never make a women happy.

I dont think this is pasta. Im witnessing the birth of a pasta right now.

STAY RETARDED YOU BRAINLESS APE.

GOD I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE. THEY'RE ALL JUST COMPLETE FUCKING APES, INCLUDING MY STUDENT COLLEAGUES IN MY UNIVERSITY. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? A PERSON WITH AN IQ OF 150 OR OVER IS A COMPLETE FUCKING APE, THINKING THAT IF THE OTHER PERSON HAS 10 SAME OPINIONS AS HIM AND THE OTHER SJWs BUT 1 SAME AS AN ALTARD, THEN IT'S AN ALTARD.

If there wasn't jail, I would have killed already.

nah, he's trying too hard to make the pasta book. doesn't deserve it in the slightest. rehashed old boring content
I, on the other hand, should be. I mean look at all these 6's

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by realizing that a small percentage of the male population has an oversized dick
until legal harems are introduced in my country, the issue will be small
at least my penis is of average size

YOU WANNA DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW YOU FUCKING LIAR? YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU COULD NOT EVEN COME UP WITH ANY BETTER LIES TO INVALIDATE MY COMMENT?

I've been posting here FOR THREE YEARS already.

JESUS, YOU FUCKHEADED RETARDS ARE REALLY MAKING ME WANT TO KILL SOMEONE. I SWEAR IT, THAT IF SOMEONE WOULD COME TO TALK YOUR USUAL BRAINLESS FUCKING SHIT AT MY FACE IRL, I WOULD FUCKING SHOOT YOUR FACE OFF. I AM FED UP WITH BRAINLESS FUCKING CUNTS OF YOUR TYPE. FIRST YOU FUCKING ACT LIKE COMPLETE FUCKING APES LIKE DESCRIBED ABOVE, AND THEN IF SOMEONE POINTS THAT OUT YOU FUCKING TRY TO INVALIDATE THAT WITH A SHITTY BRAINLESS LIE LIKE THAT THE PERSON IN QUESTION HAS A "BITTER HEART" OR IS "SPEWING VITRIOL". YOU RIDICULOUS PIECES OF SHIT. DO NOT TRY TO SHOOT YOUR SHIT AT MY FACE IRL, UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOSE IT (YOUR FACE), OR ACTUALLY DO, AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR BRAIN SPREADING ALL OVER THE PLACE. HAHA.

WELL, NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO YOU FUCKHEADS. REMEMBER, YOU MIGHT FIND YOUR HEADS EXPLODING INTO THE AIR ONE DAY, IF YOU CHOOSE TO SHOOT YOUR SHIT AT ME. AFTER ALL, YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHO OR WHERE I AM.

Lol.

I, too, remember being 12.

This. As much as I love this board, you have to realize that years of failure have warped the minds and perceptions of its users.

Mine is that big.
But I'm a faggot traditionalist so will never find another person who wants monogamy.

this, as unfortunate as that is.

l hate being a dicklet.

Aww, is little baby grouchy? Does someone need their blankie?

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Easily, she's barely taking it past the head.

2014 Jow Forums is rolling in its grave

>And plus these days girls are asking for dick pics on tinder to make sure they dont waste their time with a baby dick
Please tell me this isn't true.
>t. 5x4.5

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Luckily I'll never have a girlfriend.

no shit so you get a 10/10 supermodel virgin sex doll that will give you 100% absolute loyalty.

>that's literally like 0.3% of the population

Bet they get more than .3% of the sex

Woman will tolerate a small dick if hes a good provider.

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I would but thats no guarantee I won't discretely take a lover better endowed but I want you guys to know, a big penis on a discrete non scummy guy is rare and when you do find one (twice during relationships) getting him to come back for a second or third tryst is nearly impossible. The guys like that are in high demand and are accustom to women giving him gifts.

I'm legitimately 8.5"x6" and still a KHV loser. Where's my free pussy you faggots.

>stop desiring
why live at all then

You lost me at girls fucking chads with 3 inch dicks. You could at least try to be real if you're selling false hope.

youtube.com/watch?v=ayoGtGOvnH0

>8x6 guy is khv while some A cup but still a fattie who just turned 18 is slutting it up on dating apps
And that is what we would call a modest girl

I realize that this is in all likelihood fake. It's probably taken from some random porno with the caption added by a cuck fetish faggot. But that doesn't even matter. People like this do exist in real life. I can't handle it. The world is sick.

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It's probably around 8". You see your own dick from the worst possible angle but the numbers don't lie. There's no way your dick is 2" long, even if you're actually average it will be around 5.5-6" which isn't that bad. It will be good enough for any girl that's worth your time.

Post more penis pills based user

Odidje

Big dick boy here
Girls like it, but not that much. There's a kinda "Wow" phase when they first see it, which is pretty great, but then it turns impractical. Any dick as big as OP is basically impossible to use. A blowjob where only the head goes in? Trust me, it fucking sucks. And teeth are guaranteed to be involved.

Penetration hurts her, always. Unless you've fucked like 20 times already. Sometimes she wants you to stop half way through and you get blue balled.

take it from a first hand source: having a fucking huge cock is not the be-all-end-all of getting women to like you, not even close

Nigger what do you think happens when muscular 3 inch Chad gets in the bedroom with a chick?
>oh my god lol, u have small dick lol. get out, you are beta now. cant wait to tell the stacies about this lol, u are nothing
No. They fuck them, sometimes repeatedly because of their looks and status. It's all an illusion. A front that these normie put up
>YEAH, SUPER HOT CHAD WITH 12 INCH DICK FUCKING POPULAR GIRL, WE'RE ALL ALPHAS WITH HORSE DICKS AND WE MAKE ALL THE GIRLS CUM IN .4 SECONDS
No. Stacies will continue to fuck small dicked Chads and pretend like it's good sex because they're embarrassed and don't want the lie that they only get the most alpha dudes to be proved wrong.
It's the same shit perpetuated in porn and movies. It's not a dream land. It's retards with some money here and there, charisma here and there, popularity, and some looks fucking desperate cheerleader-esque girls with their small dicks. Sure, some are bigger than average. But not a lot.

Looks, popularity, etc. do not equal big peepee

Your inexperience is showing
Girls don't have x-ray eyes that tell them how big a dude's dick is
And they're not gonna change their mind once they're in the bedroom. The "Haha wow, it's so cute, we should just be friends" meme is exactly that. It's a cuck porn trope, not a particularly large phenomenon.

>how are you going to compete with this?
With bullets, obviously

>You shouldn't think about not being the best she can get

Impressive. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

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>I've been posting here FOR THREE YEARS already.

Fuck off newfag

Yeah they will it doesn't happen often because small dicks are rarer then big dicks

Both ends of the spectrum are rare and something like 90% of men fall between 5"-7".

>small dicks are rarer then big dicks
!?!?!!?!?19!?!?>YYD7GHH!??
WHAT THE FUCJ
THERE'S AN AVERAGE FOR A FUCKING REASON, user!!!12!,!@,

Just leave her if she's up to this shit, why do I need that negativity.

There are millions of other women that wouldnt do this shit.

Gay people are literally the only people that care about dick size. Stop being a fag OP jesus.

>mfw I have a small dick and small balls
>mfw I can't even get my dick up half the time up.
>mfw I can get up, I cum right away
Fuck everything.

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>Even if you somehow manage to get a gf, how are you going to compete with this?

There will always be someone better than you in some way.. someone taller, smarter, more athletic, richer, more handsome, etc.
If you cannot deal with this simple fact, you need to grow up a little bit.

i have a big dick, but a low sex drive. Also have a gf.

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>While there will always be someone that's above you, know that there will always be someone that's beneath you.
ftfy

But if it's 90% of the people what the fuck am I supposed to do?

And women have better access to them than you. Your plain girl oneitis has definitely fucked a huge dick.

lol coping this hard

>And they're not gonna change their mind once they're in the bedroom.

This is often asserted but I don't think it's actually true.

It's not really desiring that is a problem, it's attachment.

No, they'll have sex with you. But afterwards they will say it was rape.

My dick is 7 inches.
I'm trying to save you delusional bastards.

You cant comprehend what it feels like to have a small dick cus you dont have the life experience necessary for it. Go fuck yourself you average sized cunt, hope some Mexican drug lord cut your dick off and feed it to you

Average lol? Most dicks in porn are 6.5"-7.5" with good girth.

>my dick is like 1/5 his length and like 1/4 of his girth

Ha, if you do that math on that, then his penis is 80 times the volume of your penis.

His penis is literally 80 times as big as yours.

My dick is around 6 inches, so fairly small, but i've never had a problem with it. And honestly, when I got a girlfriend and we had sex for the first time, I was a little insecure, but she never said anything about it.
It's more likely that a girl will dump you for your shitty personality, rather than for your small penis

this happened to me
>have gf
>only 6 inches
>fuck her like a rockstar
>she has multiple orgasms
>we break up
>she gets a new boyfriend
>they break up
>get back together with her eventually
>now i fuck her and she asks whats for dinner

i can only assume he had a huge 8 inch dick or something, because i legit cant make her cum anymore. Big dicks should be reserved exclusively for whores and thots. Big dicks ruin otherwise decent girls.

That's some next level cope

My dick is 4.5"
I don't have a problem getting laid

None of the dicks in porn reach over 9". Are you one of those literal retards that thinks every other porn dick is 10"+? When a dick that big hasn't even been legitimately measured and recorded before.

They don't allowwhite guys with over 8 inches in mainstream porn either.

You know a lot of these are fake right?

Porn is literally all about angles user. You can make any dick look big if you know what you're doing.

Take the middle path

Not to mention they almost always use the tiniest girls