/britfeel/

Really enjoying MEGALOBOX on crunchyroll.
Nice underdog story.
Rise up my fellow stray dogs!

>What is the appropriate response
mince pies

Which smash bros? i played through melee like a year ago, the last few events were hard as fuck.

>most wonderful time of the year
>want to kill myself more than ever
Absolutely sick of it all lads.

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I don't know how to bake

forecast for saturday, but the forecast around my area has been consistently wrong for about three months now so no hopes for it

Say this to her lad.
vocaroo.com/i/s16506f4ioDE

Ultimate, the new one. I've played the series since the N64 but I don't think I've ever been much good.

i'm in the yellow warning area, can't bloody wait
the forecast says it'll turn in to sleet around noon so i'm not too hopeful

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sounds like a bad case of SAD

SAD is a load of bollocks. My life is just pure shit.

had some flamin hot cheetos and 4 french fancies for my lunch, washed it down with a yop.
feel a bit sick now.

How do normies do it lads
Haven't finished work yet and I've still got to work out, do some shopping, pick up some weed and I need to talk to boy I'm trying to fug NORMIES DO THIS EVERYDAY AND NEVER GET TIRED WHAT THE FUCK

>first winter in a couple years where I havent used my SAD lamp

Not feeling terrible but not amazing, but its felt good to not have to use my lamp

great edition
youtube.com/watch?v=O-tKcbfQyGc

SAD is a joke
another meme you cunts fell for.

It's eas enough lad just buy pastry and a packet of mince

>Ultimate, the new one

any good? Probably won't pick it up for a while because i don't have a switch and cba paying for one atm.

>watch random movie
>oh cool Timothy Olyphant
>ten minutes in he's dead
damn

It's not, I feel much better in the summer you have a case of NEETdom syndrome

yeah saturday. shows snow from 3pm ish till midnightish

I have a job you stupid dickhead. Stop acting like a fucking know-it-all.

Then stop being such a miserable cunt

why do you lads get so wound up?

>dude just stop being depressed lmao

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKlNG CUNT

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Ok I have pastry and mince what now

Would you rather watch every Danny Dyer movie or get punched in the throat and kicked in the balls?

Because whilst most lads here are nice people theres a fair few knob jockeys here who are here just to annpy people.

Anyone seen chika? Miss that cutey x

Scrunch the pastry up into little balls

why do people like to bait each other and argue
saw a post in the last thread about somebody arguing with somebody about their cat. 1 of the posters was a right meanie but because they were having fun they said no harm done.
i don't get it myself, as somebody seeing it getting posted it wasn't fun and if somebody is intentionally winding somebody up then there is harm being done, right?

honestly I could chin every cunt in this thread

I want some snow so bad. Really want to nightwalk in it.

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It's really good, there's plenty of content. Not worth buying a switch for alone though imo.

If you get some will you do a snow angle and take pictures for the lads?

>want to kill myself more than ever

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just had some co-op bakery custard doughnuts

they are lovely considering they're 79p, but they will be the death of me

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is that a challenge, sunshine?

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No friends to take the picture or I would

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wonder what lenlad is upto these days, miss that gorgeous murdering hench x

The only thing on that list that fits me is the booze.

Get a tripod or a selfie stick la

id probably just stab you

wonder what amer is up to these days, miss that paki poo x

You heard me right son
Not if I slap the lights outta you

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Cat is so creative and imaginative he's playing with an empty irn bru bottle

Be as hard as you want but a knife gives me a massive advantage.

*chins you*
yeah, that's what i thought

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would you mind being a little less black?

If 5 nonce hunters cornered you do you think you're physically fit enough to run away/knock all of them out.

Excuse me. I forgot upstanding white men let any old jit smack them to shit.

Proud white men use bar stools or in a serious situation a brick

i could easily outrun five of norf fcs finest but i doubt i could win a fight with them

clear night for the meteor shower lads

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People like this should be fucking executed
twitter.com/astmais/status/1068070698449584128?s=09

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Not really mate if he's proper hard he will just take it from you and stab you

The chances of beating up five men at once would be slim even if they're pie addicted rotund mongs

*uses belly bounce*

arent most those fellas about 5'7 and obese anyways?

Think I could take on a couple

Hi guys. Anyone here play pool allot? I'd beat you all with one hand

I used stab as a general term. I'd j
Use an old steel toecapped boot if it came to it.

I doubt anyone on /britfeel/ is good enough to disarm anyone before catching at least a couple of knocks.

>I'd beat you off with one hand
wow thanks

northerners. bloody hell.

Couple of knocks? Couple of stabs?
That's nothing lad.
COME ON YOU CUNT I'M MILWALL!!!

Used to play it in my teens. i would like to get into snooker tbqh

One of my step-dads was a really good pool player and won a bunch of ammeter competitions

will be keeping an eye out when i go out for my smokes tonight

jelly belly bastard

Gay
I play snooker as well. So hard though

One of my step-dads was a fat fuck and won a bunch of 'am eater competitions

Never trust a man with a first name as a surname

>went to dentist
>Had 2 fillings
>Got home
>Numbness wears off
>Now only one side of my teeth touch when I shut my mouth
>Ring dentist
>Appointment tomorrow to fix this

I do pay for the dentist, will I have to pay tomorrow for him to fix his own mistake?

there was a lad at my school got bullied for years because he used the word "blemish" when answering a teacher's question. people used to go up to him and just say "oooooh blemishing"

i remember a rugby ref with 3 first names, his name was karl kirkpatrick

how much longer are you going to punish poley for

just stop mentioning him

I've already forgiven her desu

Trip on Amer, nobody fucking likes you, nonce

BUT WHAT IS WORTH BUYING A SWITCH FOR IS GOTY 2017 ZELDA, BREATH OF THE WILD, ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF ALL TIME, MARIO ODYSSEY, THE BEST 3D MARIO GAMES OF ALL TIME, ANNNNND THEN ON TOP OF THAT SMASH BROS, WOW, WHAT A CONSOLE.

Well if he was to receive appropriate punishment for his noncey behaviour life in prison

Honestly shippy and ebin are right about nigresses, they are fucking based
>girl from Lancasters sub Saharan campus is invigilating the test
>has no idea what the start time is, asks me when I want to start
>totally miscalculated my extra time, gives me more than double what I am owed
>sits on her phone the entire time
>tells me I can sit wherever I want, makes no effort to check my ID
>after my ludicrous extra time runs out, she says I can keep going if I want to
I would totally shill her country on that African memes imagebord that some lad from here found once. Zoomalia IQ? More like Zoomalia Is Quicklybecomingthebestexporterofgirls

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It was overblown 2bqh. Poley didn't really do much but /brit/ threatening the meetup directly really fanned the flames.

I am a being of pure rage. God smite this fucking Earth. Burn it to the fucking ground

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I ran over a fox on the way to work this morning, it was 5:30 am on a dual carriage way with no street lights or layby to pull over.

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britfeel has done a number on amer

>didnt really do much
>gropes toddlers
Pick one.

Had an epiphany earlier. I realised that to a considerable extent I'm a human piece of shit, dickhead, cunt, etc. I'm never rude to people but my attitudes as a whole are never like endearing even when I mean them to be. And all I ever feel is shitty feelings like hatred or anger and most of all bitterness that other people are happier than me. Jealousy too, such as one particular friend of my gf (>inb4 normie etc) that she is close to, and it seems he is nicer to her than I am sometimes, meaning she sometimes likely enjoys chilling with him more than me. So why she puts up with me I don't know. There's no likelihood I'll be cucked before you meme about it, it's more a point about my attitude to her and other people than a relationship thing.

For an example, she had a big achievement last week, that I thought I acted nice for but then he gave her a homemade fucking cake and she ate it with all our friends. And the worst bit by far is that all I felt was bitter and anger towards him/her rather than ever once thinking 'next time I'll make a cake too' or something. Like everyone around me just seems better as a human being, even if I am as kind, polite and friendly on the outside as any of them.

So now I just spent the entire day in a zombie state, just feel empty, because I can hardly just apologise to people and look normal. In fact I would refuse to apologise about some things despite my acknowledgement they're dickhead moves - such as feeling angry over some fucking cake jfc - and that makes me realise even more I am just an utter cunt.

Dunno where I'm going with this but that's all I have to say I think. Relatable..?

remember the heatwave lads

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MONICA IS FORGIVEN