You wake up from your usual daydreaming, only to find yourself in a cockpit, and greeted with THIS
What are the first steps you take in order to ensure that the plane doesn't hit the ground, and that you keep flying?
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James Bell
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Chase Brooks
Well my first reaction would be the realization that this isn't a fucking plane, but rather a soviet-era gunship.
Juan Howard
pull that red lever in the top right assuming it triggers the ejection seat, fuck you i'm crashing this plane with no survivors
Anthony Brown
>ensure that the plane doesn't hit the ground
Why would I do that?
Tyler Fisher
First check the fuel. If it's nearly full, we're doing good. Get on the radio and ask for help.
If it is a copter, that's great since that's easier to land.
Bentley Thompson
Ease the angle of approach by gently pulling back on the stick. Then, contact tower with a mayday, asking for instructions on how to do an ILS approach.
Henry Bailey
I'd fly that cunt straight into a building
Carson Harris
I scream "CYKA BLYAT!" pull up on the stick, pull into a LABS Maneuver, release my gravity bomb and pull my curtain.
Noah Campbell
>plane
oh (you) young child
Dominic Allen
>*kkkkc*
>Tower this is Starfox 1, repeat Starfox 1,
>Heading is four-niner-eight-alpha-niner mark 5, over
>We have the enemy convoy in sight
>Arming missiles. *pause* Misses armed
>*kkkkc*
>Commencing strafing run, over.
>Proceeding with operation "Bend Her Over", over
*do a barrel roll*
>*kkkkc*
>Awesome, that was a sweet roll, Starfox 1, over
>*kkkcc*
>Thanks Tower. Over
>Have you seen my sweet roll, by the way? over?
>*kkkcc*
>Damn, Starfox 1, you are a flithy n'wah, aren't you?
Easton Perry
Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here!?
fuck you bot, this comment is original
Christian Russell
Tell tower control I'm just a broken guy with a few screws loose, then I do a barrel roll
and then I'll finally be free
Nathan Peterson
Why do Russian gunships have that little fan?
Justin Phillips
Matthew King
So that you can feel the wind through your hair. Before the fan, they had a problem with pilots inadvertently opening the hatch for fresh air.
Daniel Green
I'd instantly realize I'm in a Hind and freak out because I love the thing, then I'd realize that I'm in the gunners seat and quickly look behind me. If there is a pilot that's great, I can handle shooting whatever he needs. If there isn't a pilot well I can probably make due with keeping it stable between the stick/rudder and the collective but landing might be a problem since I wouldn't be sure what switch activates the landing gear.
Xavier Evans
>ywn be Hind gunner
>ywn provide support for your brothers at arms on the ground
>ywn remove dozens of goatfuckers in a single flyby
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Levi Scott
>plane
OP you're fucking retarded. Fuck your shitty low effort thread.
Nathan Gonzalez
It said airliners in the bottom, give me a rest
Aaron Lopez
It hurts bro, we'll never fire that glorious 12.7mm gatling while chugging vodka and cursing at the Mujahideen. Maybe I can get in with that mercenary that has a Hind, he seems like a fun time.
Chase Fisher
What Hind is that cockpit from?
Gabriel Ramirez
That's the shooty seat you retard
Robert Garcia
That's a Mi-24D. It's registered in the US under N118NX and flies out of Irving Texas.