The Chris-Chan Merge

I feel so bad for him I really do, he's disgusting but what a lonely shitty mentally ill life he must live, I'm so glad I'm married.

maybe she is already dead
chris is the kind of person who would just leave the corpse rotting for months

They apparently have neighbors. Surely someone would notice the smell? Though now I say that I realize how stupid I'm being. That house probably always smells like a corpse is rotting inside it.

how would chris's life be without the trolls?
i think he would be less stressed and not a tranny, but would still be fat, lazy, childish and incapable of holding a job or even seeing the necessity to work
and no one would donate or buy his shit

Holy fuck, that was both dark and wild.

>Surely someone would notice the smell
you sure about that?chris already smells a lot, imagine how his house of hoarders does
they might smell something slightly worse, but nothing out of the ordinary

>culture of this god fosaken website
Wasn't he discovered on SA first and the wikia was maintained by a goon couple who eat pizza of the floor?

I don't have the source, just a bunch of people that say that there are reports of a smell of rot coming from the house.

Yes, that is true, it did not start on Jow Forums, but the community here has been constantly in touch or directly involved with his sagas.

So, you are saying that his life would be a different flavor of miserable?

Well make an equivalent thread on SA. I wanna talk about it with goons without tainting my account.

Fuck, I use this site because I don't want to manage yet another account. Maybe I should do, but I am not aquainted with SA enough.

His hair looks like it's green back quite a lot.
Is he taking oestrogen?

He also looks like he's lost weight desu. He's clearly batshit I same but he looks healthier physically than he has in a real long time

I think he was in process of changing gender. I mean, he wants to be called Christine and referred as a she. But honestly I doubt he/she has the resources to pay that.

> "everybody who survives this will get to meet their favorite superheroes, among other things"
> "everybody who survives"

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>Maybe I should do, but I am not aquainted with SA enough.
Do it, both Jow Forums and SA are living on borrowed time anyway. Hope you got 10 dollars though.

Jesus Christ Lord have mercy on this bloke, I have a bad feeling about the date

Who do I meet if I don't have a favorite superhero? Can I choose a historical figure to meet perhaps or will I just be among the fallen? Gonna have to get in contact with Christian before the 18th.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CRVXr6XtW6w

Ok he just said we will be able to meet our OCs from that dimension, does this mean I can create a waifu now to meet then? H-holy fuck lads I might just make it after rall

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Me too. There's not much more I think we can see from Chris anyways, he's at such a low point that he's just kind of stagnated, it's boring. The last thing I'd want from Chris is finding out that he's been letting his mothers corpse rot out of laziness like said and a complete fucking mental breakdown while doing the most disgusting, dehumanizing thing ever like getting pozzed by a black dude while he chants weird cuck shit. I love tragedies, I hope Chris becomes the ultimate one. A total betrayal of his own ideas, like how he hates gays, would do well.

That's a very good deal, indeed.

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I think you would be able to meet historical figures but only if they have been represented in some sort of fictional media.

I wonder who the other CPU redheart is.

Seize the opportunity, anything goes.
You deserve it if you survive.

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is the 18th the day chrischan kills himself by dropping his ps4 in the bath tub thinking it will transfer him to neptunia?

It seems plausible desu

No, if you payed any attention, you'd know December 18th is the day our two dimensions merge. She said it herself, our favorite superheroes and OCs will live among us who survive.

He is talking about the CPU's from Neptunia. This one is Red Heart.

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That's the fake Christian W. Chandler anyway. The real CWC wouldn't play a fake guitar.

Hrs too retarded to kill himself. Probably get a bunch of money for nothing from retards who've come to like him over the years, despite him being an irredeemable piece of shit

And you do that by dropping your PS3 into the bathtub while being inside. I mean, it is logical.

the dude sliced open his own ballsack and was sexually assaulted by a 13 year old, how much darker could it get?

Not gonna watch the video, is Chris attempting to construct a reality bomb? That's so crazy it just might work

>Slice open his ballsack
...ss-s-suh...s-sauce?

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He thinks our world will be merged with the fictional one. He will have the powers of his Sonichu Chris-chan OC avatar, and a lot of politicians will die...for some reason.

I believe he's actually referring to the fact Chris got a taint piercing and it got infected

Based a chrispilled

it's possible that he just straight up cut it open, no one's sure.
sonichu.com/cwcki/Self-inflicted_taint_wound
^I think it's down now though

Oof, he dun' goofed
Why would anyone put a piercing down there?

And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

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What madman would click a link like that? Not I sir.

So he's going to shoot up a movie theater thinking that it's a dementional rift. Ok

You bastard. You absolute bastard.

Based, indeed, his creative genius and intellect surpass our own. I want to be just like him when I grow up. Sadly, there will be no world after this December 18th.

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Chris-Chan is almost a South Park character.
Unbelievable.

>"everyone who survives this"
He's talking about Armageddon. Chris is possessed.

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>At the end it is discovered that this was an elaborate plan to bring down the western film industry

Chris needs urgent mental care, honestly. He is getting more unhinged. As said, he is losing weight, but it is not because he is eating better, or exercising, he just is not able to take in the amount of garbage fast food as usual.
Pic related, it is what Chris will be when Barb dies. A crazy tranny hobo that rambles about dimensional shifts on the side of the the street.

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Maybe Chris chan is speaking the truth about The Merge. This world doesn't feel like real life anymore!

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he needs an irl friend that isn't a troll, please no bully, his life makes me so sad already

This is starting to sound like Randy Stair part 2, boyos

The stuff about meeting your favorite fictional characters is just his childish fantasy, he will never be an electric hedgehog pokemon. He's right about one thing though, there will be a dimensional merge.

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I made this thread to spread my same concerns. I can't do anything, and it is not my problem. It is just wishful thinking that maybe if the right person knows about this it might save his life. But he doesn't want help anyways.

I want to meet a cute H.R. Giger girl like in your pic related. Will it be possible?

We all need a friend, my friend. It would be hard to live in a world where everyone who knows about you mocks your persona or pities your existance.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No, no, no, no NO

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You'll probably be a slave to one.

How does he know we will merge with our sister dimension c197?

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Sounds about right. An interdimensional xenomorph dominatrix.

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Because Chris chan has a very high IQ.

honestly i dont think you should worry about it too much. he probably had an episode and has completely forgotten about it at this point. too bad, think it'd be kinda fun if he did something crazy on the 18th. maybe we will have a merge and i can finally meet my favorite fictional character eric harris.

It has already begun, you cannot prevent it

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how do you know he doesn't want help?

Can someone tldw the video

if rosechu is that small surely chris-chad would tear her apart with his 12 inch hypercock

Unironically looks better than the 2019 Sonic Movie

That makes him look too psychotic to be just an episode. He looked like he was thoroughly convinced.

So you think he would be accepting if someone approached him and said "hey man, I will pay you a psychiatrist, and also a doctor because that hole you opened between your anus and your balls is not a vagina"?
...because he is often described as being very narcissistic.

wats SA?

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Not if you phrased it like that but I genuinely do think he's unhappy and he recognises that. Apparently he's seeing a therapist for gender transitioning (supposedly) - hopefully they'd be able to help beyond the trans stuff??

Shitty Assholes

>complain all day about how normies bully you because you're awkward and pathetic
>immediately turn around and bully someone even more awkward and pathetic than you without a shred of self-awareness
The absolute fucking state of this board. One day you'll realize that your awful personality and attitude are the cause of most, if not all, of your problems and you deserve to be alone.

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for real though
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it happened 10 years ago
I've been here all summer

I did nothing wrong.

Chris on the other hand is a walking aberration. He isn't innocent.

to be fair i know little about schizophrenia other than the basics, but considering this delusion occurred more than a month ago and we haven't received any news since i feel like he has likely forgotten it and moved on to a new delusion or has temporarily lapsed back into lucidity. i agree with the other anons on this board that he really needs help, but i dont think he's actually planned to do anything on the 18th or if he did, he's likely forgotten it by now.

you can't help chris-chan, that was established many many years ago. They'll just spiral further and further, no matter what you do.

Fucking newfag dog.

apparently he been tweeting that the merge is happening. he says the merge is an increase in his telepathic and psychic powers.
I think the merge will be real for him on his decided date but he'll just stay in his house and dimentionally merge in "meditation" the same way he spends hours in cwcville

He's married too, user. He recently got hitched to MewTwo.

Well, that sounds sad but genuinely inspiring. I hope he can find help for his issues.

dog shit, absolute dog shit

Something Awful forums. A living relic of old times.

Some people are really hypocritical. But I don't think everybody in Jow Forums considers themselves to be the stereotypical "why no one likes me?" nerd. But yeah, it is true, the vocal majority push that narrative about their social lives.

>HUR, BUT CHRIS DID SOMETHING BAD
That doesn't justify mass harassment for over 10 years

TLDW:
>Chris is schitz
>Delusions of cosmic significance
>On the 18th, we're all gonna make it
>Our world will merge with CwCville

huh okay. i haven't been following chris chan in a while, but i just read through some of his tweets. interesting that the merge is on the 18th and he has a court case on the 19th...

>So this dude is a breath away from killing himself.

I doubt it. You kill yourself out of being unwilling to face the future, and Chris-Chan's grasp on the future is even worse than his grasp on the present.

In fact, almost ridiculous thing he does points to a fundamental inability to predict the consequences of anything he does.

>>HUR, BUT CHRIS DID SOMETHING BAD
>That doesn't justify mass harassment for over 10 years

Motherfucking this, for Christ's sake. Have some empathy.