Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk!

best post, first post. also original

Sorry, I do not consort with thots.

Ok princess, but what about my friends ?

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You're just gonna sit your bare ass on public transportation? what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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no you disgusting creep

>ok
>sit next to her and suss out what's happening
I haven't had sex in about 3 years. I could make some pretty stupid choices depending on how recently I'd jerked off

>you're pretty cute
What do girls mean when they say this?

The dress is telling me go, but the eyebrows are telling me no.
Who is that anal Amazon anyway?

i fucking hate anglos

means they want to talk to you and perhaps cuddle you and then if they like you and you make decisions and be a bit of a man maybe sex with you and stuff

Ah, I guess I always thought of it as being condescending. I called a girl cute back in high school and she got all pouty about it. While it was adorable to me, I also thought that I genuinely upset her. People are so weird.

lmao you moron. Cute is code for betaprovider. Chad is HAWT. Eugene is pretty cute though (has money and a stable living situation and isn't absolutely hideous)!

some girl from melbourne evidently

If I can find anal sluts like that, I think I need to visit Australia

I know it's a woman, but she still has the face of a trap

what the original fuck are those eyebrows.

I wish it was more direct like that
>be today, eating lunch
>couple of girls sit a few table over from me
>look in my general direction and smile and wave
>don't know who the fuck they are, look behind me to see if they're seeing friends of theirs
>sitting with back to wall, no one else near me or walking over to them
>give the shoulder shrug and a confused look to them, then go back to eating
Seriously, why the hell are you waving at me? I don't know you from Adam, if you really want to get my attention, why not just come over and say something instead of giving me a signal that only is a signal to you in your head? That's not just for women either, I've had friends do it to me too.

I think you have been here too long.

Nah, I'm not sure what it is like maybe the bros or the forehead etc. but something about her face just seems dudish.

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>cute
>pretty
>gorgeous
Why do girls do this

There's definitely photoshop going on with the bottom of that dress.
You are hacking reality, miss. Please share your gifts.

>Oh... Thanks. So, what's up?

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No, you are right. From the tits down my dick says hell yeah, but from the neck up I'm afraid of that thing for some reason. I was blaming the eyebrows but maybe it's the whole face

you dont want these man- aussie girls like this are insufferable

>dandenong train
She can touch my dandenong anytime she wants.

>reverse image search pic
>First result is imgur, second result is reddit
>Fuck, I guess I'll go there to find source
>Giant text under pic: all post regarding source will be deleted and banned, to avoid people harassing the poor girl.
And people say I have no good reason to dislike reddit

couldnt put my finger on it why i thought she was so fucking hot
thought it was the slutty dress

I mean how would that make her hot though?
A girl with a vagina and a kinda dude like face isn't hot, but a guy with a kinda girly face and a penis is.

>tfw my first reaction was to check to make sure that wasn't a trap

Christ man, I need to get out of here

ugly face.
really nice legs tho.

highest iq post on r9k

standard nowadays, I did it too.

>A girl with a vagina and a kinda dude like face isn't hot,
i dunno, assuming all other features are hot im strangely attracted to them. but i also like trannys and femdom and fitchicks so what can u do

Supposedly this is the same girl, but her tits and neck look really weird in this pic

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I spent a long time just zooming in on the legs

Her name is Bonnie Lowry
twitter.com/bonnielowry23

Have fun boys

ONLY IF SHES WILLING TO BAG ON HEAD
SHE'S GOT A GREAT BODY!!
>BUT HER FACE!

I usually dont care what people wear in public, but this just screams WHORE. disgusting/10.

Said no girl ever, they look expectantly at you at best. Think not even a full-tier chad will get to HEAR it, not that he needs to as we do.

Hot ass dress for public transport though.

Stop being a faggot and just fuck whoever you like. If traps are gay then fucking pic related is 100% hetero arrow straight.

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>Australian
Kek, well that explains it.

Are Australian girls notable for weird tits and necks? Or for being anal sluts? Or both?

notable for looking like dudes compared to europeans

>> Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk!

Said no woman ever in the 36 years I've been alive.

"cute" = harmless =/= attractive

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ok, I seriously wish that was me

That explains their love for anal, if everyone looks like a dude, best way to go is just right for the ass

>Sure.
And then I sit next to her and have a conversation because I can actually talk to women. Bonus points if her leg touches mine.

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7/10 body, butterface

will you make my parents love me again?

Anal sluts don't make miracles or grant wishes, they only grant orgasms

is that a no then dad? :(

Okay!
>sit in her lap

>not having her sit on your lap
>not letting her feel your hard dick against her ass

>not sitting in her lap
>not letting her press her gigantic, throbbing erection against your ass

Let me guess, that """"Dress"""" costs $350

That's not a trap you flaming flamingo faggot.

Yes but she might still have a big dick

Where are the Bonnie Lowry nudes?

It is the only reason I'm in this thread, some user posted her twitter, but it is private so no luck

Dont crush my eggs I just bought them and they are vegan
Ill feed you them if you want

For a moment I thought she was not wearing panties with that, then I saw it and t was not as hot anymore

>Vegan
>Eggs
Are you having a giggle m8?

And after this whore gets raped she will be crying fake tears in court pretending she doesnt know why or how it happened

>AHEM

"Fuck off nigger"

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>Implying that pseudo dress is not legally an invitation to fuck her asshole

Go be a faggot at the trap threads

How is that dress even called? The please fuck all my holes model?

Why are you dressed like a hooker

anyone else read that as "Danger Dong Train?

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LOL
originallrly?

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Anyone have the sauce on that one brazzers ad that shows up on this board with the black lady in the shower blowing a dude while getting banged?

>ad
>Jow Forums
What year is it?

I don't know if it is the weather, but hookers here cover up a bit more than that.

>Thot
>Melbourne
Like pottery

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She is not your dad, user.

try asking when you gain 100-150 pounds sticc.

Thanks but i have a gf

those eyebrows look so fake it honestly disgusts me

What do you even talk to a stranger about? I literally do not know

laughed pretty hard, good shit

Factual.

Based user

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>Where are you headed?
>Have you been there before?
Simple shit like that

pass, im too fucked up inside now

Did she just photoshop someone elses face in front of her own??

> If traps are gay then fucking pic related is 100% hetero arrow straight.
false