Fembots, how often do you masturbate and how long does it take you to get yourself off?

well probably more like 4-6 on average but that doesnt make much difference. the last time was this morning, before that was last night, not the night before but yes the night before that. it varies.

This is also a LARP, what's the point of recording it?

to have the knowledge and brag about it to less fortunate girls retard

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this shit is fucking gross

And how is that working out for you? Did you make them jelly?

pretty much
uniquely

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how are there women who don't masterbate out there? are they lying? I'd die going more than a few days without.

some girls dont have a sexual drive due to meds or birth control so ill just assume its that. others are usually scared to do it

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Ok, I'll play along in the LARP. So where do you brag about this? Certainly you didn't forsee this thread will be posted when you bothered to record it.

everyday, but mostly because it's easier to fall asleep afterward

it takes as long as i want it to, although sometimes it's difficult to have an actual orgasm

I wish I had a lower drive, girls always made me feel bad for having a high sex drive like im some disgusting trash

its usually easy for me to orgasm, i can bring myself to cum in 15 minutes

girls talk about everything with other girls. but it was mostly a group of roasties i spoke to about it and they got jealous and told me nobody cares so ive only talked about it like twice

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like everyday or every other i guess

no penetration just grinding and humping stuffed animals and when dating my s/o's shirts/undies twisted/folded up *smells* uwu

no porn just imagination of people from my past relationships and people who i know like me but am too scared to let their advances cum thru haha

>be fembot
>hang out with roasties to have a better chance of fucking Chad
>roasties get all the attention and penis
>be upset
>idea.jpg
>tell roasties about how many times I can make myself cum hoping they'll get jelly
>roasties ignore me
>"Sure showed them"
God I hope you're real, I can just envision the situation unfolding.

also timing depends, can be be very short to somethibg like MAYBE 10 minutes idk never timed it

I love smelling a guys clothes, fuck it even boxers too

to be fair i was only with them cuz they wanted me to be since i was the elusive quote unquote friend and most girls viewed me as a prize. im not mean, but i was also never paid attention to which is fine because id rather read the news than partake in their roastie activities
anyway, shouldnt you be jacking to anime girls or something instead of ripping on me to make yourself feel better

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>"read the news"
Went a little bit too far in your LARP there.

i have never masturbated, it'd feel gross to me, though i do wonder what an orgasm would feel like

yknow what for both of our sakes lets just say this whole convo was a LARP. glad to rp with you champ

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right? i would sneak and have fun with their clothes after they left for work, so lewd

>"lets just say this whole convo was a LARP"
Finally admitting it huh, it was fun playing detective, you did a decent job, I rate it 3/5.

im still gonna have a vagina while reading the news though sorry if it bums you out to hear that

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>"I have a vagina u guise"
Prove it.
>inb4 LARPy excuses

Used to fap almost every day, then went through psychosis and pills killed my libido, now fap maybe once a few months or month. It can take upwards of three hours accompanied by intrusive thoughts telling me to stop and reminding me that my family members wouldnt support this.
Last time I fapped was yesterday

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pretend i did a LARPy excuse then because I have integrity to at least not show my vagina to hungry incels

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There's gotta be something you can do that'll feel good. A life without masturbation sounds pretty miserable.

Do girls really average like 10 min of flickin it to get off? Is it around the same amount of time with vaginal sex?
The only girl I've been with would usually cum within like 2 min of fucking after foreplay

>"I have integrity"
>told her roastie friends how many times (s)he came
>mfw

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I don't do that, I can just have sex and get it over with. I find it weird and gross to stick things up my vagina.

sometimes edging is fun and teasing a slow build up just makes it that much better before sleepy times

>before antidepressants
daily
>after antidepressants
never, I don't feel anything anymore

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also i've only ever came once or maybe twice from penetration.... i think? oral or bust bb, i love getting my pussu worshipped and eaten

I knew an e-friend with a high sexdrive, after she started taking pills, she became sexually stoic. Story checks out.

>intense fembot orgasms

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JUST SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA YOU FUCKING SLUT

not the user you replied to, but fapping is a waste of time. Sure it feels good, but ultimatly you gain nothing of value from it. get a bf instead

make a vocaroo
vocaroo.com (short voice message)

Didn't you read his/her story? S/he can't get Chad to fuck him/her, this is all s/he's got.

Every day usually.
5-10 minutes. I can keep going multiple types though and sometimes I'll turn the heating up fully and do that for an hour.

>I'll turn the heating up fully
W-what?

its not really gross user i just have a high libido

The central heating system.
Sometimes if I'm alone at home and know I won't be disturbed I'll turn it up fully, get super cosy and masturbate.

when I used to do it it was like 45 min to an hour and a half to finish

You mean you get turned on when you're sweaty?
God fembots are fucking gross
Tell me more

It is actually quite gross, it shos that you don't use the energy you have to do something productive, but tap you pussy instead

looks like you don't hit the right spots then

No.
I mean the temperature being really warm around me makes me feel light headed and makes it feel better.

Protip:keep your sucks on

Sucks on?
Do you mean socks, in which case, I always keep them on.

because im totally gonna be doing something productive right before i sleep

>how often
2 or 3 times a week, depending on how much time I get
>how long
Anywhere from 15-30 minutes.

>rex
What

Yeah, I meant socks, helps during sex too.

>I'll turn the heating up fully and do that for an hour.

wat

then sleep earlier dummy. lol

Look we are no monks, however we have to treat those desires lightly. keep it to a minimum

I love a guys sweaty pits and sweaty balls too

So when you girls get turned on does anything swell up down there, do you feel yourself get wetter, or is it something more complicated?

With guys its just
>"oh thats hot"
>*GROW*
>*THROB*

pussy lips get puffier maybe, also yes we get wetter thats kind of a given

Wouldn't know. I'm still a virgin.
Low refraction period. Women can orgasm and start again immediately after.

a fembot will masturbate today while I shitpost on the r9k and it makes me so horny

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It's the same reasoning as with masturbation. You're not cold. Works for both males and females.

no girls here buddy, just larpers

Didn't know that.
Thank you for the information.
Is it psychological? Since socks don't really keep you fully warm.

thats such bullshit. i like it and if im horny im gonna do it.

the clit does get slightly bigger i think and there can be throbbing, kinda depends. i usually dont feel much of the actual wetness without touching with fingers, just kind of warm.

idc about balls but i'm a womanlet so i won't lie smelling pits when a bf comes to hug is a given. i luv musk shits so cash. my ex would fetishize my breasts and smell them and try to massage to ""make them swell"" too lol

yeah we get puffier and seeping wet, sometimes more pinkish with blood flow i guess

its a scientific fact that its easier for women to orgasm if their feet are warm.

A lot of heat escapes through feet, also it feels cozier, yes.

>>rex
>What
There's several femanons (or LARPs) who admit to taking the knot.

Ah, in that case definitely larpers.

it makes you a slave to your instincts, but hey you do you.

Have any fembots ever masturbated while browsing Jow Forums? What kind of thread waa it?

>tfw there is no girl thats basically a female version of you who shlicks 6-7 times a day to sick degenerate porn.

She fiction and i want her to be real.

what about the fembots (read: whores/sluts, god I hate women so god damn much) from several days ago who posted their pussies? maybe there's no girls in this thread, but there's girls browsing for sure that could be flipping the bean at any given time while I'm browsing AND GOD MY DICK IS SO WET

I dont feel myself get wetter, I feel very hot down there and sometimes some pulsing/throbbing.

Like with a lot escaping from your head in winter which is why you should wear a hat.

>puffy vaginas are real

This made my day somewhat better.

I think they mean the inner lips user

The heat escaping through your head is a meme. It does, but not as much as it's claimed.

ur wellcum user
i mean i'm naturally puffy on the outer half too it just depends on the girl

yeah of course the bloodflow increases and its also kind of softer than normal/cold

must have missed that, did they post a timestamp? If not, then it is fake n gay

can you post a pic so I can picture it better? Thx

i used to watch really fucked up porn, i try not to watch so much porn or keep it vanilla, literally typed sex gifs tumblr on google search yesterdat

Well, I know for a fact my dead friend's Asperger's daughter has masturbated to the fantasy of me a bunch of times.

whats this lecture for user? does eating food or sleeping make you a slave to your instincts?

Congrats buddy, your friends' daughter is in hell now.

My friend is dead (fell off a freighter), his daughter (legal age, btw) is perfectly alive. I had nothing to do with it, she just flat out told me one day because Asperger's.

Same, but my libido is still existing, so at least thrice a month

No, its a necessity without it you would die. Try not masturbating for a week and I guarantee you, that you will feel stronger mentally

Wait, is your friend dead or his daughter? If she's still alive you have to fug her

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