Tfw asian girl

*hits bong*

>sup brother. hows life my man?

Can we just make a roastie 9000 already and keep them there?

Dump him and date me, cutie. I like asian girls. I can show you my fedora collection.

i-i think it's just his sense of humor.. he's not racist
youtube.com/watch?v=ovzqV7jzGAQ
youtube.com/watch?v=zdzoCmpdjAw

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>why are you bullying me if i'm an incel?

why wouldn't the strong bully the weak?

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>dates white guy
>suprised that white guy is racist
are you the same person who posted the thread about moving in with her neet bf and being upset that he was a neet?

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He's just trying to tease you, he probably doesn;t mean it in a mean way. Just do it right back to him.
>ruh ruh ruh, hot dog, McDonard's, cowboy bang bang

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*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*slices ur head off*
heh.. nothing personal, gwai lo

>being such a loser that you date someone who openly mocks you

why would i be qualified to go on r9k if i was a winner.. check mate gwai lo
>ruh roh
what am i to you scooby do?
teach me how to banter back wise one

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No, that's what we are to you. English uses a lot of Rs compared to most Asian languages, and so when Asians who don't know English hear it spoken it sounds like "ruh ruh ruh" to them. Sort of like how Chinese sounds like "ching chong ding dong" to us.

Completely this, he is in no way trying to upset you, just playful banter

>bf
>incel

>implying all white men are racist
Isn't that racist itself

of course i'm an incel.. white bf doesn't count it won't ever fit inside anyway
youtube.com/watch?v=ovzqV7jzGAQ

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Idk make fun of his pink dick
Or if you aren't gonna banter stop being a sensitive little bitch

what is there to make fun of it's big ;-;

She could break up with him. But she won't because women like insensitive guys.

that's not true i've just never seen a sensitive guy in my life

>tfw Asian male
>tfw have Asian gf
Feels good to share the same culture and to not be self-hating. We live in socal so we enjoy the various Asian things we do together. Asian food is much better than other races and there is so much variety. Gf is into kpop so she was never interested in the wmaf meme.

youtube.com/watch?v=csiv9kaCzmg

Tits or fuck off, rice calculator.

PS
>CHING CHONG DING DONG

you're not allowed to post pictures or ask for them

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Make fun of him for being circumcised

when i think of the fact that he's circumcised i just feel bad for him because it's mutilation

Tienanmen Square Massacre

Men are like dogs, the only thing they understand is brute force
You have to overpower him, try sticking a finger in his ass next time you have sex to assert dominance

I don't think I want to stick a finger in his ass

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

Me love you long time, asian femanon.

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Cute op.
I'll invade and ravage your pussy like my great grandparents did in ww2.

lol you fucking tard was the last time you felt humor when you were 30 in your moms basement

please stop using my cute wife umaru to shitpost

thank you

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