Fembots, post our minimum requirments for a bf and your ideal bf

I'm all these if you're under 24

I just want someone who would be kind and at least somewhat interesting to talk to. I feel like making those lists is a bit silly. Maybe my future ideal bf will be morbidy obese, but the way he treats me will make up for it.

Worthless b8ing roasties never get tired of subtlety shaming those they deem as a lesser

How tf is "has a job" a valid criteria for a mate. It's like saying "I am attracted to money". Do you know how this makes you look

Not her, but maybe she doesn't make enough money to support two people.

How is it either one or the other?

You're below average and a beta, get a grip

>male
>any height
>any race
>preferably not obese, but that's ok!
>cute
>has a creative hobby (art,music,anything)

i'm hopeless haha

I am a 0/10 physically so I will take any biological male as long as he is nice to me.

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This is how women view men, user, not for how they make them feel but for how much status and wealth they can provide.
And we're supposedly the shallower sex.

I'm not cute and I don't have a hobby or a job, I didn't even graduate high school.
So are we doing this or what?
My only hobby would be daydreaming about you.

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>cute
goddammit man, I was so close

I'm sure you're pretty! I think the same about myself but it's just not true.

People underestimate themselves too much. In my eyes it's hard to not be attractive. Art is one of the most important things for me, it's amazing to see people create. I'm way too afraid of commitment or anything to be in a relationship, but I can dream at least. I hope you guys are doing well.

I fill all these requirements. So do two of my friends. I don't think it's hard to find an average height, healthy, employed, white guy.

Cute twink
White

what do you look like though?

and why isn't your minimum at least "white"

OP i just want to let you know you are pathetic even for Jow Forums standards.
I hope you rot in filth for the rest of your life

>white
I hate you roasties so fucking much
WHITEOIDS CANNOT BE ROBOTS

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>5'1"
>ratty brown hair
>blue fuck eyes
>autism
>who knows

I dunno I find every race attractive

>whiteoid asking why whites aren't on her list of requirements because he doesn't want us to have a chance even though tons of girls have white as a requirement
There truly is no hope for us huh, brownbots?

There's hope. I believe in you

>White
EVERY TIME I SWEAR
FUCKFUCK

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Ill hit you up in 1-3 years when I'm actually fucking huge user. Believe in me.

What the FUCK are we supposed to do brownbot?

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INTELLIGENT
TALENTED
EDUCATED
HANDSOME ACCORDING TO MY PERSONAL TASTES
SENSITIVE
ORIGINAL
CULTURED
NOT TOO MASCULINE
NOT OVER 173 CM
NOT TOO MUSCULAR

SHIT, I forgot the picture related.

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>I'm way too afraid of commitment or anything to be in a relationship
Come on, you know if you came across the right guy you'd do it, let me be that guy, I'll learn the arts just for you.

minimum:
>not broken
>mature
>loving
>hugs a lot
>no drugs
>understanding and calm
>soothing voice
>cherishes me
>wants kids if serious
>encouraging
>a steady job so we can support each other
Me just being shallow:
>5'5 shortest
>nice hands
>lighter skin

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Oh yeah, that was ideal. Sorry I was too busy to read OP's post carefully enough.

This is minimum:
INTELLIGENT
HANDSOME ACCORDING TO MY PERSONAL TASTES
SENSITIVE
NOT TOO MASCULINE
NOT OVER 173 CM
NOT TOO MUSCULAR

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Right in there surprisingly until
>No drugs
Because alcohol is fun and
>a steady job
Because I've elected a life of poverty with my line of work. Which will always be a deal breaker but life sucks.

alcohol is fine when you're not abusing it, cigarettes would be acceptable too. I think as long as both our jobs would earn enough money to live kinda comfortably it would be ok.

Also, just out of curiosity what's your job? Is it something cool or just wagie stuff like fast food?

>white
>taller than me (5'7)
>not fat
>18-28
>pp at least 5 in
>affectionate
>loyal
>smart
>decent face

The only requirement I can think of is to not be a terrible human being.

What's wrong with this thread? There's a pretty girl in OP's picture and this little replies, while that thread started by an ugly girl gets so many replies. Strange indeed. I think r9kers hate women of quality. Unless they are teenagers of course.

Fuggggg. It is just completely over now.

min:
>has a cock
>white
>tall
>pale
>at least a 6/10
>slender
>calm, in control of himself, intelligent
>doesn't have brown/black eyes
>can hold a convo
>clean shaven
>head full of hair
>not sexually submissive

ideal:
>noticeably tall
>handsome face
>blue/green eyes
>very pale
>slender build
>somewhat well kept dark or naturally blond hair
>fairly physically strong despite his outward appearance
>clean cut
>mainly dresses in neutral colours & doesn't wear rags
>speaks his mind
>reasonable
>emotionally mature
>very calm & relaxed demeanour
>noticeably intelligent, contemplative, and analytical
>doesn't get frightened, disturbed, angry or scared
>very thick skinned/legitimately unable to get offended by things
>completely unaffected by insults/mockery/ridicule
>not particularly resentful or bitter
>absolute self control in most/all aspects
>perfectly reliable & trustworthy
>keeps his word/promises
>consistent in his opinions & the things he says
>calculating (to some degree)
>good at embarrassing me/making me feel silly
>cute/silly/dorky laugh
>medium deep voice
>very few political opinions
>offensive/dry/almost sort of childish sense of humour
>doesn't have an ego, so it can't get bruised
>dislikes himself a bit
>not afraid to apologise if necessary
>easy going & interesting/fun to talk to
>somewhat polite/well mannered
>very solitary & rarely (if ever) feels lonely
>comes off as sort of intense most of the time, but not humourless
>returns favours
>doesn't feel strong emotions, but still capable of being caring or somewhat affectionate
>extremely old fashioned, traditionalist values

OP said fembots, not gay men.

Good thing I'm not a gay man, I suppose.

this sounds like a womens novel romance character

I am a white male, 6' and have a job. When you free for dinner?

what so you have no standards at all? gay

min:
>guy
>white
>pale
>not fat
ideal:
>tall
>nice accent

if it makes you feel any better spicanon, despite being white im very short. furthermore im submissive and everyone tells me i should just lose weight and become trans so i can be a semen dump for buff large men

i wish i was taller

I am all of those. What you doing Sunday night?

>ratty brown hair
>5'1"
>blue eyes
>autism
holy shit you're like a girl version of me

your standards are way to high for someone who browses Jow Forums on a friday morning

I would post mine but trolls lurk these threads so I'll just watch

>tfw have brown eyes
there's no worse fate than this

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you sound cute, wouldn't breed since i don't want a manlet as a child though.

I know the feel bro. I lack all of the upsides of being a Germanic white, brown eyes and brown hair.

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>XY chromosome
>I'll make you laugh every day
>6'
>not obese
>white
>Live on day trading stock options

imagine being a short guy who wants an even shorter gf but the shorter than you girls in this example all want 6'5" tall guys

>has a job
Dropped.
I am not wasting 8h a day just so a girl can think me social acceptable enough or buy stuff for the sake of buying.
I can give you a comfy life without one, if that isn't enough do not waste my time.

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op said she was fine with any height

>7 inch pp
check
>6/10
check
>older than me
VERY probable check, bet older than you would accept
>smart
so I have been told, I leave it to your judgment
>slim
huh, probably not. Fit and not much bodyfat but I fill out doorframes.

Do we really need these threads by "fembots" daily?

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i'm not taller than 170cm

Hey, biological male here, let me treat you nice and fuck you

>biological male
Y
>funny

>taller than me (170cm+)
187
>not obese
Fir
ideal
>white
Easy
>has a job
Y
Hit me up bot

>not broken
Does anyone no how hard it is to read shit like this being disabled a living off of government benefits? Circle rapists get more respect for women than people like me.

nice dub r9k is dead

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Honestly get out there and try your luck. You sound reasonable and sane unlike anyone else here. And don't put yourself down, you've got good odds out there.

inch pp
Never messured it so no idea
/10
You'd need to judge that.
>>older than me
24
>>smart
You need to judge that.
>>slim
Nope.
It was fun doing this.

Interesting you like artists wich usually are depressed people.

Lol nigger. Dont worry its just darwinism in action.

sage sage this shit you pathetic beta males, find Allah

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Fuck your fake anime religion

>I can give you a comfy life without one
But what about our heirs?

Found the guy with no job

What the fuck is this shill thread? Which beta thinks this is legitimately a good idea?

i guess a skeleton doesn't count right?

Try being non-white
Notice how we're excluded from nearly every post?

Describe yourself and your ideal partner, user.

>On no twenty spring of in esteem spirit likely estate.

no, this is literally perfect list for all people and what everyone should have. the sex they like, looks are irrelevant in terms of race/height, but still cute to you, and with compatible hobbies and personality.
There's nothing wrong with you there's something wrong with all people who have anything else on their list. they will face the consequrences

>6'2
>spic
>157 lbs
>brown eyes
My ideal gf
> womanlet or amazon gf. Extremely short or extremely tall
>Cheerful
>wavy black hair
That's all I want
What the fuck does your last sentence even mean?

I lose money day trading stock options, but it's all about chasing the dream am I right?

I own a yacht, it's parked in my tub.

A/S/L?

I fit most of them.

tfw no tall hispanic bf feelsgunman

got a bf already but he is far from my ideal. I kinda settled because he worships me and gave me a phone. Well technically his parents paid but he got a new iPhone and there was a buy one get one free promotion and I got the free one but they pay for the plan.

Anyway, my ideal
>make me laugh and not be such a downer all the time
>actually have sex with me instead of talking about it all the time
>can focus on us instead of distracted by some stupid game
>keep guys I don't like anyway, away just because they respect him, like he doesn't have to say anything they just won't hit on me because of him
>he's like a head taller even when I wear heels
>no more than a 32" waist but he wears a large size shirt and its kinda tight
>has a nice car and not some used care either and definitely not his moms car
>has the money to take me to a real restaurant to eat, one that does not offer take out or drive thru or plastic seats
>all my friends would love to date him but knows he only has eyes for me, not some guy they constantly ask what do I see in him.

There's more but enough

i hope this is bait otherwise you are a fucking gold digger whore. jesus fucking christ. that's the most pathetic and tragic thing i've read in a while. kys roastie. xD XD

I'm also into pale twinks so if you're a pale twink I'd probably give you a chance

Are you the Hispanic guy or the person responding to the Hispanic guy?

>he's gay too
not like to this

I don't want some old man to give me an allowance butthole. I'm not a whore either and thought I answered the OP truthful. Never said I could even get my ideal but I can wish can't I?

I'm a lesbian so
min
>taller than 145cm, below 90kg
>Won't complain about housework
>Likes trains, or will put up with my /n/ bullshit
Ideal
>Train nerd like me
>Short brown hair, green eyes
>Can pick me up if she wanted to
>Don't care about breast, but thicc hips, ass, and legs

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I meet all those requirements.

But I already have an Asian girlfriend, sorry.

sure, but the fact that your ideal has a bunch of money, is highly materialistic and has the body of an adonis makes you come off as a bit shallow.

fail minimum requirements

fail ideal
pass ideal

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