We are all going to make it anons
>last night
>using tinder, moderate success but only had a couple dates that didn't go anywhere
>match with this solid 8/10
>she looks like the tomboy type that you would have a crush on in school
>small talk for a while, find out she goes to church twice a week and is going to school for engineering
>she gives me her snapchat
>talk on there for a while, she suggests we play truth "It's like truth or dare but without me sending nudes for dares"
>she doesn't want anything serious
>both of us start asking more sexual questions like when we lost our virginity, favorite position, kinkiest things we've done
>she mentions that she got breast reduction a few years ago
>still has 32DDDs
>"Want to see a before pic user?"
>sends me a full frontal nude
>we swap more nudes
>she mentions that she is super submissive and looking for a dom
>I'm down
>find out that she is crazy into being used and abused
>starts calling me sir
>we are meeting up on monday
I have no fucking idea why she picked me but I am finally going to make it. I'm willing to answer questions if anyone gives a fuck.
We are all going to make it anons
nothing in this story adds up, lmao.
>tinder
>making it
L O L ok bud have fun
What doesn't add up? Tbh I wouldn't believe it if I saw it posted here too user.
>Here's her bdsmtest results though
100% Rigger
100% Sadist
99% Rope bunny
98% Master/Mistress
96% Degrader
94% Dominant
89% Owner
83% Primal (Hunter)
67% Voyeur
67% Exhibitionist
59% Switch
51% Brat tamer
50% Experimentalist
49% Submissive
43% Daddy/Mommy
43% Primal (Prey)
40% Slave
39% Vanilla
38% Brat
35% Pet
33% Masochist
24% Non-monogamist
9% Degradee
2% Ageplayer
1% Boy/Girl
>>we're all gonna make it
>>both of us start asking more sexual questions like when we lost our virginity
>you already made it
Anyways show that full frontal mega tit pic, user.
She send all lewd stuff on snapchat so I wasn't able to yoink it. I'm sure ill save some stuff in the future though. She likes the idea of me filming us fucking
>super submissive
>94% Dominant
big hmm
Sorry I should have said she takes a super submissive role with me. She told me about how she was cuddling/grinding on a guy until he came in his pants, but she never had any intention of fucking him and just enjoyed teasing the dude.
Glad to hear it OP, I've had some female success myself lately as well. Just try to keep your wits about you, and don't let her pressure you into kinky shit you don't like just because she's cute. Other than that, best of luck.
>old picture sent through snapchat
>didn't have time to yoink it
Well you outed your own bullshit quick there.
Thanks user. I'm pretty open to trying new stuff. It's actually pretty weird for me to talk to a girl with a even/higher sex drive than me.
Tell me about your recent success user.
>old picture sent through snapchat
>didn't have time to yoink it
>Well you outed your own bullshit quick there.
I don't understand what you mean here user
>goes to church twice a week
>does this kinda shit online
??
I've started reading again. I'm going outisde sometimes and I'm taking more regular showers.
>normie telling robots they're gonna make it
very nice, user, yeah sure
Well, I shacked up with both an arthoe and a punk chick within the past 2 to 3 weeks, and hopefully I'll continue to do so when I get back from my holiday vacation
>What doesn't add up?
>find out she goes to church twice a week
>hey i'll send you some pics of my tits
>lets talk about the times we've fucked.
Those results would indicate she's incredibly dominant, and barely submissive at all
>sends me a full frontal nude
post them
>it's another "guy barely has a foot in the door and thinks he's already "made it"" episode
Getting real tired of these reruns
Probably a methodist or otherwise less judgemental sect of Christianity
nothing matters with a tinder girl until it actually happens
I believe in you though user (if you aren't trolling)
1. OP is a normie fuck
2. Aside from using another camera how does one save nudes from Snapchat?
You can run snapchat in an instance of bluestacks and save using your desktop screenshot function.
>guy is barely anywhere but suddenly declares that we're ALL going to miraculously make it
I mean I can get women interested in me on tinder but how the fuck do I do snapchat when she'll see I have no friends on snapchat
So many bitches ask for snap and it's fuckinga awkward.
Fuck you man, post some pics or take your bragging shit elsewhere. No one cares that some normie fuck like you is hooking up with some whore off tinder, you need a better standard to feel good about yourself than boasting to some faggot robots like us. Thread fucking saged.
Why come here and lie? Doesn't lying about have a gf amplify the crippling loneliness? Doesn't it just make you feel even more pathetic?
When he said she goes to church twice a week I immediately thought someone who does that is probably repenting, this is a shitty larp but nobody who's mentally sane goes that frequently to church.
Congratulations on being bound, whipped and humiliated, OP! You truly made it!
congrats but be careful if this bitch sounds too good to be true. if u find out she has bpd or a string of exes or other red flags then tread carefully.
She does have exes, but she promised she won't see them anymore.
ur next job is to subtly find out why she broke up. be careful is the reason is "they're too controlling" or something along those lines
other than that good job man but rmb always go slow n be safe
im now convinced this thread is just bait
well played
Church girls are the biggest whores except for a tiny percent that are complete prudes because the sky fairy will forgive them
>she promised
Oh wow, haha.
A girl that gives nudes after a few hours of chatting is not the kind of girl to give promises.
Just pump and dump her maybe she'll become obsessed over you.
Nice LARP faggot
now back to board you came from
do wholesome people actually use tinder? I thought that app was just for degenerates
Don't listen to this forever alone virgin, user. Good luck on your date Monday.
>Use Tinder/OKcupid/POF
>Match with maybe one or two girls a day
>They never fucking message me first
>When I message them, I get completely fucking ghosted, even if I put a lot of effort in my first message referencing things from their profiles, complimenting them in ways most guys wouldn't (colour coordination in fashion etc)
What fucking gives? How in fuck do you actually get girls to talk to you on these fucking apps? They match so obviously they at least want to give you a try, then it's just fucking ghost.
>go on tinder date
>awkward greeting
>realize you don't want to have sex with them within the first minute
>they realize they don't want to have sex with you after the first hour of strained conversation
>awkwardly part ways an hour later
Every time. Why do I keep doing this? Oh yeah, validation.
>get tinder
>match with 10 girls in a month
>message 5, only 1 responds
>ask her out twice but she has "plans"
>give up
Dunno how you guys do it
Good luck OP, hope you get your dick sucked but please don't fall for/date this bitch.
>first kiss
There's no "we" here. You're a normie and you're flexing on us that you got a hookup. You were definitely not a robot before
u are not attractive enough for tinder. u r attractive enough to swipe, but if theres a chad and u're not chad, they'll choose chad over u. thats why tinder isn't worth it unless u are chad
OP here. I just got done sexting with her before bed. She wasn't following my orders to I made her hold her breath until she almost passed out. She gives this cute little smile after doing something naughty in videos she sends me. I can't wait to meet her in person.
I haven't asked her what type she is. All I know is "Her parents would kill her if they found out we were doing this" and "When I lost my virginity my mom wouldn't stop crying" Shit's sort of fucked lmao
idk I would say ordering a tinder girl around and getting her to send whatever video/pictures you request is something
I'm trying to be a normie, but it is surprisingly difficult to master
How will she know you have no friends? Once you get their snapchat the chance of getting ghosted goes way down
I wouldn't believe me either user
It does sound too good to be true. Even if everything stopped right now and she ghosted me I would still have been happy for the experience.
this faggot is not me.
this user gets it.
yeah ive met quite a few who just want a comfy bf to play chess with and to cuddle
thanks buddy
improve your profile (pics and bio) and research better openers/be more normie
1. Load snap but do not open
2. Put phone on airplane mode
3. Open snap and screenshot it
4. With snap still open turn phone off
5. Turn phone back on. Snap should display as though never opened
>sexting with a girl you just met
Pump. And. Dump.
Screen recording software
Why wouldn't I want to pursue some type of fwb situation? She seems nice enough to put up with, and is hot enough that I would fuck her every singe day if I had the chance.