What's the longest you've gone without sex? A week? A month? Longer? How did your behavior change the longer it went?

ive never had sex with anything other than my own hand 29 years in, feeling pretty blue but its too late now

Coming on 23 years. Which is a lifetime to me.
Also, I hope that is satire, please let it be satire. I am tired of being proven right about females.

6 days
it's such a struggle bros
who else knows that feel????

>6 seconds since I last had a dick in me

who else /femcel/ here?

Why would she do that? It's going to ruin her suspension. I swear women know nothing about maintaining your automobile, it's why they churn through cars so quickly.

why would they care, if anything happens they have the most abundant roadside assistance available, chad

at 30 years, there is no shortcut

Over 23 years

my whole fucking life
origo orogo

it's a joke lad

origi

>thinking she was serious
go out in the world for once

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I met a guy who told me once there was a really bad period in his life. Lost his job, gf disappeared, nobody to help and was almost kicked out of his apartment. He went through almost 3 months without sex.
I'm sure he was joking. Nobody would able to survive that after the age of 12.

all u robots who want to lose ur virginity: go for BPD girls. they are made for robots

- t. mental women magnet

I can't go very long without it but that's not because I want to. I just have the Kevorka... it's unstoppable.

maybe a few months. i started to be angry all the time.

Two weeks but I dont care because all I want my ex waifu that I love back even though she is an insecure mess and a single mom.

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fuck off to reddit lad

Lets see.

0-17 no sex.
A lot of sex at 18.
Like 3-4 months of no sex at 19.
20-21 no sex.
A lot of sex from 22-24.

Went 4 months without sex at 25, and at this age I started fucking whores so it gets a bit hazy of who I fucked, but there were like 2-3 months gaps scattered about.

26 was the same as above, like 3-4 months gaps then I'd get laid.

27 now and I've gone 7 months without sex. I could always buy a whore or try to go on Tinder to get laid. To be honest, my libido has been pretty low lately. I'm just not interested most of the time.

My behavior didn't really change much. I've always had a pretty low libido. I've checked my test levels too. Even with all my girlfriends, they usually would want sex more than me.

10 months 6 day 14 hours and still counting

no one gives a shit kill yourself

I've put my penis inside a woman exactly once when my girlfriend of 2 years in 9th grade started to give me a blowjob but I pressed down on her head like I saw in porn and she gagged and stopped. We broke up shortly after and I've been celibate ever since.

Do you know what it's like being unable to actually just say you're a virgin? To all virgin's you're a mile ahead, your penis WAS INSIDE a woman. To anyone who has actually had sex, you're essentially a virgin but worse, you were turned down during a sex act.

2 years. Before that it was 3 years. Before that it was 4 years. Before that it was 5 years. Before that it was 16 years.

That's exactly why he posted this here
Stop bumping this trash you retards

33 years here
what are all you normies doing here?

22yrs 4mths. I have had many trad gfs, all virgins also. Not experiencing sex doesn't bother me. What gives me depression is the abuse from my broken family, my race dying out, and no longer being in my dream university program.

I learned long ago that sex and women are neither the cause of, or solution to the void of meaninglessness that modern life is.

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Wow 53 days!

Heh same here, +/- 33 years.

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I'm currently at 6 months, before that it was not her 6 months, then before that it was a year (all with my crazy ex who has bpd). I try to stay way from her but I love hate fucking her like the little whore she is. I really want to fuck her in the ass again.

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lmaoo fuck bpds what is it with robots and bpd women

also is that quote from lanza himself

32 years

fuckoffrobot

I have never even masturbated.

now dhis is wizardry

unironically day 55 here
only contemplated suicide twice so

Longest = 20 years.

Current streak = 6 years.

22 years

Still going desu

just over a week, I want to die already

lol bitch try 32 years.

Around 8900 days haha

>normal fag cousins talking about how good the show "friends" was
>I mention they were all terrible people
>when they ask why I mention how in one episode they make a big deal about how one of the characters hasn't had sex in like two weeks
>just get that fluoride stare in response

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>implying 50 days without sex is a long time
The actual state of raosties...

I have never ever had sex

if you were that girl, you wouldn't last 53 days without sex. but you're conveniently never think about this, because you're a mentally ill hypocrite. I hope you'll die alone, you pathetic little shit.

THIS THIS THIS some people like sex okay?!

~don't judge or ya'll will be judged. Jesus

Nearly five years now, if you discount cybering on cam (which you should, nice feel to get a girl to do it but just not the same)
>How did your behavior change the longer it went?
I lose drive for almost everything that is not a set goal of mine more and more. Loads of "who cares and what for?" in everyday life.

it's been over 3 years now

Are your roasts itching from being horny or just from STDs?

26 yrs old and now at 14 years.

yeah lanza was quite the nut, not stupid but a real piece of work nonetheless

year and a half
my mental is completely fucked, no one realizes how important sex is for reducing stress levels and keeping a clear mind

Real funny.

Terrible choice of picture but very true post.
I have to ask, how the hell did you have girlfriends but not sex? How did that work out.

Never began for me.

about a week but it was 6 months before that

7000 days or somewhere around there.

22 years so far. Honestly i have no interest in it anymore because my right hand serves me well enough.

30 year old virgin here women have no sexual power over me. women can't use sex against me to control me or manipulate me.

>tfw hear girl complain that she's has been single for two weeks for the first time since she started dating at like 13yo
Going on 24th year with no female contact. 25th soon.

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Day 3246 with no sex:
- want to end my life
- losing insanity
- jew pills are useless
- everything is well, it's going to be fine mate

2 years
It didn't feel like anything special

28 years, now it's more like a month at a time, and when it goes on that long I say fuck it and find roasties on Craigslist and just pay for a fuck

I always wanted a BPD gf if I ever got one, but how the hell do I "go for" one?

like 6years 20->26
fucked 10+ ppl b4 20 then just went full hikky

3minutes
life is really fucking hard, amirite robot bros?
fembot btw

This. Anybody who has had sex who wasn't molested or something doesn't belong here. This should not only be factual, but self-evident. Sage