/britfeel/

And in 24 hours it will all have ended and we'll all be laughing about the bent normies who turned up looking for some tranny gfs.

I hope granon is having a a lovely 90th today
We should all make vocaroos wishing her a happy birthday from britfeel and user can play them for her

having a nice cold beer.
have a good evening lads

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nah i arent even off but it seems like last night some fucker was like oi meet 15th

Reckon theyll only hang about for an hour and 48 minutes?

Sound mate maybe grab some snacks after
Ok sounds like a good offer

Pretty sure only one of the lads going fancies trannies. Most of us are non-virgins and have had gfs

Now this is a political platform I can get behind!

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Annoys me a lot when normies think they can have their gf round desu
This house is for paying tenants only
Normies OUT

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>neighbour puts xmas card through letterbox
>has housemate's name on it
>not mine
What the fuck, how rude is that. If you don't know my name either find out or don't put anyone's name on it.

Rejected from oxford boys. feels bad

She has had a nice day lad, I visited her this morning and gave her a watch although I put it on her and nearly took a chunk of her old lady skin too. She got a lot of post and I opened all the envelopes for her. If you want to make vocaroos thats a lovely idea, but I cant guarantee I will play them for her if they are lewd. She is also pretty deaf and Scottish so be sure to shout loud and coherently. The big shindig is tomorrow, looking forward to drinking some champagne and pulling some shapes

posting again because its important.
prepare for rain tomorrow in london. stay dry lads.

Fucking hell lad don't give me cravings at this time. Sigh, guess I'm gonna have to get some

I'd agree with you but you're also a massive normie

thanks lad, you too
having a lukewarm cider

I don't fancy trannies.

I'll do it! I need to practice my shouting voice anyway. What shall I call her?

any dubtrack man going to the meet tomorrow?

Sorry lad didnt mean to throw shade

I am a normie in materiality but not in spirit desu

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>sister currently owes me ~400 quid
>STILL asking mum if she can borrow money

Thought she'd have learnt to manage her money better but nope. Gets through her 1.5k wages within a week of being paid

>tfw i could have been a normie but threw it all away like a fool
i feel like i am living in purgatory

>another new trip tries to make a name for himself

getting boring now

Funny how you went quiet last thread after Zeus and the Janitor (who does it for free) shut your noise down.

Hope this post is ironic laddo

I've been a shut in NEET living with my parents for long that I'm basically incapable of functioning in a human being. I feel anxious just being in a room with other people - even when those people are my family

Margaret is her name lad

Is this the fat one? Disgusting personality traits desu, needs to be put down

do NOT MISGENDER TILDE REEEEEEEEEEE

Actually Zeus had nothing of note to say when confronted with the fact he's worse off that the trannies he hates and has 'tried' to kill himself.

He didn't, tildes a man.

yeah tildes a bloke

Hope crona comes to the meet 2moro

>tfw ywn be a debt collector and break Tilde's sister's knees to get back her money

How am I worse off? Been collecting scrap, earning money, might even have a van in January, not me driving but still out in it. My family speak to me, I've got my dog back, I don't need anything else. Meanwhile tildes playing with sosij rolls for a living and pretending to be a girl.

I will be there in spirit

What does it mean when a doctor says you have high scores?
Talking about mental health stuff desu

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STOP STOP STOP FUCKING STOP RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING NORMIE PIECES OF SHIT TILDE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS WHY WONT YOU NORMIE FUCKS JUST LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE
me too

Lads what's a way to make a few quid every now and then without having an actual job?

>bullied moni out of attending
>now trying to bully crona
>too afraid to attend himself

>my names paul bohill im a high court enforcement agent here to collect a debt of 400bong owed to a Mr Tilde Rigg

Isn't this just strange

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I thought you didn't post anonymously Zeus

did you do a questionaire

Doesn't mean anything unless you know what he's scoring, on what scale and using what metric. Ask you plonk.

Stealing wallets

people like to talk about themselves
MIND BLOWN

Want to fuck a prossie but already tired out.

what did you mean by this? are you a ghost?

Going to have some rum and diet coke and play dynasty warriors then watch random stuff on Netflix

What you up to tonight britfeel?

Yeah this is the fat one. The less fat one isn't much better though. Left a 22k job for an 11k job and is complaining she can't afford her flat now

Well tripfags are fucking gay apparently

let her do all the work then

seeth more trona/crilde

Was just a self assessment form thing
With basic questions
And some of those
>agree, strongly agree
Etc ones
It was on the phone when she said this and I didnt think much of it until afterwards

Five quid glory hole lad, just poke a hole in your front door and lick the willies that come in

Well, not that much. But these trips seem to do it far more.

Can't wait to meet /britfeel/'s cutest girl tomorrow

>11k
That's below minimum wage mate, does she work 5 hours a week?

I plan on watching a film tonight and just chilling. Or maybe playing some vidya too, got so many games on steam unplayed.

uwu cant wait user-kun

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No, just that I am not allowed so far south as to be there in the physical realm so I will astral project my spirit and give the lads wet willies in the ear

I'm owed about 4 grand if it makes you feel any better.

>nothing of note to say when confronted with the fact he's worse off
This is the words of someone who unironically orbits (lusts after) a "transexual" (dick still intact) narcissist.

Alright lad.

>I'm owed about 4 grand
break some fucking knees lad

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>tfw actually know who /britfeel/s cutest grill is

Shut in chad is going to turn out to be a 1/10 monster and we will all know he was larping2thr whole time.

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i hope this is good enough to make her think you talk to girls

Stop talking about the meetup I can't go and its making me quite sad.

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I'm an actual girl who browses britfeel, mostly just lurk but post occasionally. Been mulling it over and decided that I'll go to the meetup. If you lads chip in together and get me a room at a premier inn then I'll give you all a go at once if you fancy (obviously you'll have to leave after we're done). If you want anal then I'll have to ask for an extra 'donation' of 20 quid each on top of the room.

People I want to see tomorrow
>SP
>DM
>Oshy
>Shippy
>Shut In
>Mary Cray user
>Sagiri
>Mayuri

People I don't want to see
>Host
>Zeus
>Andrew
>any tranny
>anyone with genuine aspergers

What do they look like lad? Are they pocket sized?

Unless he used someone else's pics he looked alright in that picture on his youtube. About a 7/10

who?

cant you just get them to do all the work then and pay a bit extra or somethin

Picked these up today, lads. Quite happy.

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it means you scored high on the assessment. each answer is a different amount of points and then they are added up at the end.

Yes officer this poster is a likely pedophile

>Oshy
who?

>Junji Ito

Based lad. What kind of other manga are you into?

dubclub lad i've never seen return

She might be old but she isnt daft. Very sweet though, thank you :^)

cute and wholesomepilled

can jannies tell when I'm samefagging?

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Feel like im not getting my moneys worth if im tired and not as engaged as i could be otherwise.

I'm getting close lad believe me.

Not but we can zeus

Mary Cray user? Who?

posts in the radio chat a lot
used to trip here, got sectioned, very interesting lad

I will see them soon so I guess I will find out what they mean then

j....just someone i know

Pikey lad mate

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