You wake up with a large, squishy boibutt

>you wake up with a large, squishy boibutt

what do you do?

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>used to be pudgy
>lost weight
>butt is no longer soft and fun to grab

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Really?
Went through the same thing, but mine is still pretty soft though I have shit fat deposition and i gain weight in my thighs and ass 1st and lose weight their last. Still unless you went full skelly mode or ganed muscle it should be about the same just not as big

am I getting the boi but or is there just a severed ass on my floor?

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Use it for evil.

Oh, sweetie, no... it's YOUR butt.
Big and squishy and thirsty for cock.

store my cummies in it

it's YOUR boibutt

damned autists kek

pee is stored in the balls
cum is stored in the ass

crap, I misread.

Well yea it would be mine but is it on my body or is it a chunk of flesh?

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i guess i'll squeeze it. what else am i gonna do when i'm a lonely faggot?

iktf bro
>went through a lifting phase for 2 months
>did nothing but starting strength
>hips were already naturally wide
>ass got a lot bigger
>one day I was fapping as normal
>thought about the size of my ass
>placed my stomach on my bed and looked at my reflection from the mirror behind me
>ass was fat
>rock boner turned to diamonds
>started shaking my ass and I was already edging towards climax
>quickly turn the other way around and cum on my chest

>it's YOUR boibutt
Yes, and I use it for evil.

get fucked by a bbc

Honestly, I already have one.

when you think about it the balls are just a like a smaller butt

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but i already have a big squishy boi butt though

Boi butts are great

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nice hole

A practiced eye tells me that this boi failed to properly stretch his hole before taking the picture. Disappointing.

Butts are nice, but a well-fucked asspussy is a lot sexier than the alternative.

i go send sexy pics to my bf owo

im not allowed to even fuck myself without permission but i got to have my buttplug in me a few hours after that

So is mine now doubled in size and softness or do I just have two?

you nutted to yourself in the mirror, thas peak Jow Forums

you become jeremy clarkson?

omg i wish i had a daddy to forbid me from fucking myself

remember when you could post reaction images without an Original comment required

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sit on it all day, play runescape, trade stocks and crypto, freelance, stay a hikiko for life

He is pretty based. Actually wouldn't mind that.

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Go on about my business because I've always had a big butt.

>I have shit fat deposition and i gain weight in my thighs and ass
>shit

I think you mean excellent

Sell pictures online probably

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