what should i say anons? originallll
Tinder Thread
Luke Barnes
Hudson Watson
"Hello! I'm a normie as well!"
Evan Adams
"hey, what's a "real date" to you"
If she responds it will be some dumb shit to which you can probsbly say "cool, we can do that tonight at X"
Good luck
Leo Baker
Just introduce yourself normally and go with the flow, the guy must like you how you are so just be yourself and it should go well
Alexander Rivera
Man i dont care about this girl give me something funny to say like you guys usually do
Michael Powell
Oh
Then kys retard, go adk reddit
Kevin Parker
I think /b/ is a better board for this kind of shit. Just say "dubs decides" and thank me later.
Grayson Gray
she's fat, so don't be surprised if you go on a date with her and she's over weight.
Ryder Brooks
"Fuck me harder than the government fucked teachers" - won't work unless you're attractive
Elijah Rogers
Say that you got the rope and gag ready
Luis Long
Just use an awful opener, like:
[you] Titanic.
[her] (she'll most likely reply with) ?
[you] Sorry that was an awful icebreaker, how are you doing?
Works 9 out of 10 times.
Ian Stewart
hey katie cutie
Daniel Mitchell
>message 12 matches
>all of them either ignore me or unmatch me
William Cooper
ask for a threesome with the cat(s)
Eli Bailey
>like you guys usually do
When did we do that?
Brody Cruz
You say...
Hey, look at you in your mirror pic, that expensive mirror, in your nice looking home. You're trying to appear more sophisticated than you are when you're just a superficial woman, no different from the rest. Generic as fuck and should get some originality.
Isaac Adams
Just say
>Holocaust or spaghetti?
And throw some smirking emoji in
Austin Roberts
ask her how big her dick is and call her sensei
Levi Morris
What do I say now? I saw this hot milfs tinder profile and she had her kik and social media names on it. Some pics are of her in her underwear in her bedroom. Help me out guys
Liam Ward
Help me shoot my shot Jow Forums
Charles Taylor
>REQUIREMENT: 5'7
Samuel Hall
Shes ugly, and full of herself
Dont do that to yourself, you can do better
William Murphy
Hit the gym and drink milk then
Luke Johnson
DO THE ARCHEOLOGIST LINE!! TELL HER ABOUT THE "LARGE BONE" YOU WANT HER TO EXAMINE
Ryder Ramirez
origiannly see
Jonathan Moore
Wear platform shoes, manlet
Brody Gutierrez
It worked for me and I lost my virginity because of it
Charles Sanchez
>using tinder to form 'real' relationshits
Oliver Hughes
>5'7"(170cm)+
>**only ENGLISH or swipe left please**
Colonized
Ayden Ortiz
say "hey how are you doing" than compliment her and say you like cats too, after that go with the flow. Goodluck user
Eli Foster
Caaarefuul she's a tHOT
Kayden Hughes
there is no fun here, just suffering
Owen Peterson
>cat mom
Ask her how many kids she got, if there's any more you need to know about. Then talk about cats/pets a bit and see what area she's local to before seeing if she wants to meetup for a drink sometime this weekend.
Don't have to spring it on her right away, but be more careful about writing too much and losing interest. Don't beat around the bush, so to speak, get her to commit to something.