What are you waiting for, user? ask her to dance!

>thicc bitch sitting on your face, humiliating your peepee with her domineering voice and making fun of you for not being able to remove her thicc as the world's ass off of your face
even better

"Yo you wanna dance?"

Don't be a fucking bitch user, this is the universe giving you a chance

>those thighs
>that ass
only if she's grinding against me

How can you like a thicc girl with a tummy?
You know her tummy isn't flat, right?

Lol sorry brehs, I don't dance with
3/10 landwhales. That's all you!

shes fat and probably ugly underneath the makeup, yet still gets more sex than I do

fpbp tbhonestt

I don't know how to dance so and I'd be too shy to ask her to dance anyway so I just go home instead.

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>trick myself into approaching her
>"h-hey femanon, what are you doing?"
>*looks at me with visible fear in her eyes
>"Nothing user just enjoying the music, d-did you want something?"
>"Not really, I wanted to see if you'd like to dance but i forgot I suck at it haha. plus I don't want to bother you.
>*she's relieved
>"No, you're not bothering me user don't be silly. There's a room full of girls(not her) that you can dance with who cant dance either, just talk to them" :)
>"Ok, thanks femanon have a good night."
>"No problem you're such a nice guy, i'm sure you'll find her tonight user. have a good night.":)

As realistic as can be.

Why do I do this to myself?

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>what are you waiting for, user? ask her to dance!
>No thanks, I know you mean well but no
>Don't be an asshole
>Minutes later that person gets that girl and me to dance with a slow song
>She spends the whole song talking to another friend, ignoring me and not even looking at me once
>The guy who started all of this doesn't even say sorry
>Self esteem falls even lower, which fell the lowest its been before just a month before going through a similar situation that the guy knew about

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MOUNT AND BREED

Too thicc imo, but I'd still hit it.

>"h-hey femanon"
How did you know she uses imageboards?

Leave her alone. Wouldn't be worth the medical bills/insurance costs and pregnancy complications given the diabetes.

Women are so fucking fake I can tell that fat whale is wearing a waist cincher to give that hour glass illusion. God women are pathetic.

femanon is just a substitute for a real name.

This is the first post. It is the best post in this entire thread.

I can't dance. I simply cannot dance. I've tried, I've even tried with actual attractive women. I wouldn't ask her to.

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>go up to her, ask her to dance
>"umm no, ty"
>get back and continue doing whatever i was