/britfeel/

>Tfw bought 120 sponges in bulk so that this situation would never come up

3 hour SECRET Dave Cappelle set

youtube.com/watch?v=TGMACVGFIfM&t=2313s

feeling really good tonight tbqh
hope you're all doing good to

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Small victories, but I can't wash my hands properly after

Don't even fucking wind me up mate already pissed off

I love Ebins mundane posts about buying groceries and paying gas bills. Something comfy about them

mummy yse d sopan and spongs to clean my room tonight
bes t wishtes to ouy friend. as much as e we might disagrooee we are brotherts
nah, jsut finished oathbringer and might wsatrt NSON on the book about the sword
>9
at kleast on e odf us is ok
at least one of us lives
small vuixcrtorie are all wee have

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Speaking of British Gas

>Diet is fibre, milk and beans

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>you come come bowling with us tomorrow if you want
>uh...
>goodbye"
>vrooooom *runs over foot*

>listening to some gayjew and a northern nonce

DM can you repost that christmas song pls mate in the mood for some comfy fren stuff

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>Received a letter from Eon saying my bills are being reduced due to the price cap

SP please consider getting help.

This? Deleted my edit
youtube.com/watch?v=jwP7-VpYtp0

>he doesn't keep his utility accounts in credit by 300 bong

is this what zeus is feeling betrayed over

dqad pqays for a 100 pound an hour therapist but I want to die ervey time

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>utility accounts
hehe

Idk what I feel like yet, angry is definitely the first emotion like

Have you told the therapist about Sophie?

low yield of (yous) tonight lads
going to pack it in now, night
c u @ the meet

>His father tries to buy raising his son rather than doing it himself

>dqad pqays for a 100 pound an hour therapist but I want to die ervey time

damn, your parents really are rich. Bet the therapist is a bit shit too.

no i asked if it was to do with britfeel, could just as easily be somat else

A roastie bumped into me in Tesco while I was picking water off the shelf and she said sorry. Caught a glimpse of her arse when she walked away. Shortly after I knocked one of the waters off (top shelf). Came flying down with force and almost took out a fat eastern european female, she gasped too.

The other interaction that occurred was just after I'd entered the shop I was looking for my parents who were in there for a while before me. I filled my trolley full of kitchen rolls and bog rolls and went around the ailse corner fast and almost ran into some cunt deano who made a remark telling me to "not be in such a rush". Made me angry for a while, what's it to do with him? I had to catch my parents before they left because I had a bag of bacon, sausages and eggs in the car for them which I bought the other day and don't want anymore so I had to give them my keys so they could go for it.

I don't even know how to pay it

My current car is even more powerful and faster than the old Mazda

any1 wnt 2 fite irl

See you there lad. Still not sure if we're eating or if I should grab something before

Nah, it's host replacing me, not even asking if I wanna come on, what's fucking pissed me off

the one with you in a santa suit singing

oh what a cock, shit stream as well.
can you not message him about it, have a bit of a kick off

oh no no no qahahahah

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Ah. It's gone lad sorry

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If you can drive here I'll fight you
Not really, only gonna wind me self up to point where I headbutt a window so probably best not to, might walk dog or summet see if that helps

Not moving in with the Host then?
That was a sitcom I would've enjoyed.

I listened to the radio a few times but it was clear he was just using you. Deliberately riling you up against other posters and making you say stupid things for his own amusement.
I remember him saying his goal with the radio was just to upset /britfeel/, does anyone have the screencap? Utter sociopath.

I know it's going to feel like you've lost a friend but he never was.

no I mentioned Jow Forums opnce and she thought I sand frotnightwe lol
ayy myu blt boi ]
ou shou t come on'AHH I AM SO FRUNK

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think its about time sophie poster got b& tbqh

I think this gentleman may be a homosexual

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Zues fuck off you stupid cunt. I wouldn't invite you to a radio show either. Every body point and laugh at the loser who didn't invited to his beloved radio show.

t. radio host himself

I'd have enjoyed it too, and aye it does feel like that a bit, one of only 2 lads I talk to from here, meh fuck it
How can I come on if I'm not invited on? Not told its started? Not even offered 5 mins at end? Come on lad

song on right now so may well be

Do a utility compare you be able to find something cheaper than BG but don't go to a small company because they are shit and go bust fast, find a middle player.

Ooo another fucking brave user, why don't you pull your fucking ears you fucking stupid cunt

csgo anyone?vocaroo.com/i/s0Es7CWUqQ4Y

Had to make a sorn on my bike
Hope I get a lot of tax returned

You're welcome here any time. Shame you live so far up north.

Less stabbings and cheaper food though lad, as long as you don't mind the general shit hole

probs not gonna mean shit to you but host tends to diverge from you as well on radio as far as how ya's talk,
make himself sound dead posh so you sound more quirky and northern or whatever
made it seem like he was directing you to what to say so he could take the piss

as a northener it pissed me off

1.6>go
oringniaanlaa

how exited are you all for the meet tomorrow?

Ah well, time to get over it I guess. Where abouts roughly up north are you lad?

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sdory lad. Im a ride for my nigas like dm ladf to th e wened, evcen if it meand dyind g for them.
seeyou in thenext life
> csgo anyone?vocaroo.com/i/s0Es7CW
STOP TRYING TO MAKE EME KILLU MYSELF
STO)P PREYING ON VBULENRABLE MNE TO SHKKIKKKK
STOP MAKING ME WAnt tro kill myselfd stop p

sips intensify

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Honestly lad just fuck off

yorkshire humber, absolute shithole but dont intend on leaving it

got a waitrose and a morrisons within 10 minutes of eachother so its all dece

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Very, this will be my only social outing over christmas.
Looking forward to seeing everyone.

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>csgo anyone?vocaroo.com/i/s0Es7CWUqQ4Y

Emily?

I've got a picture saved but won't post it

what if you don't bring enough presents to go around?

Nice man, I had a herons, fultons and Stainforths all a 2 min walk away. However there is a farm shop near me, sells stuff close to its sell by date or just over, got 24 budweiser alcohol free for 2.40

>Emily?
Alison

There are 10 so first come first served

Britfeel thread updates:

>Tilde BTFO zeus on the tranny issue
>Host has cucked Zeus and kicked him off the radio
>Mayuri has cucked SP and is flirting with cola on discord (new romance)
>Ebin got a bill from british gas and went to Tesco

The only Greek god on /britfeel/ is Mayuri

>>Mayuri has cucked SP and is flirting with cola on discord (new romance)
this means war
WAR AND I LVOVED YOU SO MUCH

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you ever have a premiernear ya? was one dead near my house and one of my mates got locked in it for shoplifting

>>Ebin got a bill from british gas and went to Tesco
All I really care about tbqh

Just had a good BCT with a GTA Online Milsim group, legit guys

>finally got laid for the first time
>tfw can't stop thinking about her
What is happening to me lads?

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>>Tilde BTFO zeus on the tranny issue
wrong they both btfo'd each other, it's a win win for trip hating anons

That's normally lad. Hope she's cute and kind

normalnigger lol
ayyy kys
FIRST THIGHNSD FIRST

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Infatuation. Not necessarily a good thing if you aren't cautious enough

Kek, there's one about 15 mins away from me but there's a paki shop at bottom and a mccalls at top of my street so I never really gone in. Is it as expensive as it sounds?

incase it wasn;'t clear
FRIENDSHIP WITH MATYUITERI IS OVER FUCK YUOUUUU

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Imagine sticking your willy inside her while she's sleeping haha

>tilde btfo zeus
O I am laffin. Where is that ugly dollop now? Fucking ran off just before I got started

they sell like shit 50 p sweets, i just go in for coke on way into college and its 2 bottles for 1.70 and incredibly convenient

>>but to extend the story this lad chored penny sweets and the next morning the lad running it went full chink locked door and rang police, mate passed out and walked back into school that afternoon with some form of caution

Finished packing so I can go home tomorrow
Canny wait

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Probably in bed because they have work 2moro

Just go to bed mate

a bit rapey vbuy who carss when tyhaeay ar this nastu y
no U
ayyyy

Why are you talking like a Scotsman?

>all those times he took the piss out of me for liking traps and there feet.

little did i know

me, you, fagiri, mayuri and even dm should set up gym called the
tranny bashers?

You fell in love with her. That's what happens to me when I sleep with a girl, so I try not to.
Made that mistake with the Chinese girl I was dating, she broke it off shortly after because I wanted a relationship.
She said she wasn't ready for one and that she doesn't want to leave me on. I'm waiting for her to be ready now and it's horrible, thinking about her talking or dating other guys.
When we were dating I was thinking about where it might lead, our whole future together, first house, kids, first family holiday. I thought I'd found the one. I've lost all that now and I feel sick.

Get some rest lad. You're a drunk guy for me

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SP is the most pathetic lightweight I have ever seen. Absolute disgrace to the alkie lads.

>ayyyy
based

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Whyd he pass out lol? Genuine or first thing he could think of when getting caught?