Robot Colony

Let's discuss this incredibly LARP idea that will never actually happen.

Imagine for a second, a group of robots,
somewhere, someplace, pooling all their neetbux and or legitimately earned funds together to start up some sort of colony. Whether it be some sort of farming commune, or a sort of landlord real estate scheme, let's discuss the hypothetical configurations regardless of viability. Although viability is appreciated.

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Hey, good to see that this is still a thing. I was the one that was voting for the real estate scheme. I still think it's the most viable of the ideas so far

yeah but.... who does the work... ?

It probably is, but starting capital is highly dependent upon location.

Everybody needs to work, else membership is revoked and you get kicked out.

I'd rather live together with the vapidest whores and chaddest chads than any one of the people that I see on here.

we need to get funds but if the people on r9k all put forth their neetbux and wagebucks we might be able to get it

Definitely. I was advocating somewhere in the mid-south. Lower prices would make it easier and milder weather would be less costly both maintenance-wise and on utilities.

Or if visas / citizenship can be sorted out, a nice part of a third-world country would do too and would even be cheaper. Ecuador?

women traps and trannies aren't allowed either or membership revoke. all the shit for talking about that will be in a separate building for that shit called faggotgayshit. I just wanna have comfy talks and play random shit all day and do whatever is needed of me

Funds needed are highly dependent on area. The perfect areas would be low cost, high profit.

A possible strategy is funding the education of certain anons to get them into trades, so we could be somewhat more self sufficient, and so we could start up colony owned service companies.

good. i would totally join that sort of commune. we could accomplish great things. imagine separate departments for specialized research, with each robot contributing their unique skills and commiserating with other departments when the need arises. we could optimize production, construction, organization, and work on toy projects in the off hours. hell, i could see a sort of anarcho-cyberpunk deal arising out of that. pretty cool stuff, pretty cool indeed.

>using larp this way
>not realizing that the FBI cock worship tier mods are the reason it would not take off with how soc threads are banned on the edgier of areas on the web

Anyway. I vote for the US we migrate to the Alaskan Islands. Robots hate the heat after all.

In real life when no one is there to fuck with you work is easy. A tractor does the work of a thousand men when you stop to think about what modern times really means. Batteries last for years also and so can solar panels. All you'd need is some small export to repair devices that break down once every few years. Like fish. The only real job is dealing with kikes over the fish we'd export.

You just need people enough that it's worth going there. Like two thousand or so. All of them intelligent, no prior convictions, and if hundreds are data hoarders you would not miss the Internet. All of them have to be the Jow Forums though and that is the real problem though, seriously. There is not enough Jow Forumsers to likely even make a community of a hundred people and a hundred is far too small to accomplish anything. There'd be like five people worth a shit in that hundred. One electrician, on data hoarder, one absolute madman that fishes during stormy weather, one psychopathic surgeon to fix our issues, one historian that never stops reading, the rest would be lazy jackass farmers that drive the five away that you actually wanted to be around.

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Trades are a decent strategy, but everyone should be able to contribute. So, we'd likely want to count on people only earning a lower wage. Which is why a lower-cost-of-living area would be a good move.

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Also I may as well shitpost we should name it Greatfish Isle.

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>>wow just wow
>snaps
>>look at what they are doing fellow redditors

Modern Israeli kibbutzim are fun to look at as an example. Remove a bunch of the socialist society crap, and you can see that alot of their ideas are pretty nice. An example would be Kibbutz Sasa, which made 850 million in annual revenue from its military plastics industry.

If I leave Australia for too long they fuck with my bux

No on the bux would want to go to such a place asshat.

>Let's discuss this incredibly LARP idea that will never actually happen.
This idea ackshually DID happen, and it didn't turn out so hot.

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Hippies have made micro nations you realize that did turn out fine.

>Let's discuss this incredibly LARP idea that will never actually happen.

this could be done definitely just buy a trailer park

Robots are not hippies.

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What the fuck happened there? In an original manner of course

I don't understand, wouldn't we eventually just get slowly taken over by normalfaggots like we did here? How would we keep colony robot only? What regulations?

That was not my point and are you implying robots are army dog types because they are so not.

Realistically it should cost money to join, although that brings its own set of issues. This whole thing could happen, but is highly unlikely.

You can shoot people in real life and people respect each other in real life far more for that reason. Especially if you're out of a cameras view in the middle of nowhere.

Well my point was that robots are even worse and more socially and emotionally dysfunctional. A robot colony would be an absolute fucking disaster.

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First of all the best place to found such a setting would be somewhere where we can earn NEETbux
Here's my supermarket business plan.

>use NEETbux to found supermarket
>use NEETbux to buy stock (tax deductable)
>other anons use NEETbux to buy groceries
>????
>profits (after taxes) are put back in the community

This way we'll have very cheap food and the less money leaves the compound, the wealthier we can become.

We could also use a buffet-style restaurant (or soup kitchens) to have prepared meals ready every day to take home or eat with your fellow brobots.

Robots come here to vent. You do not know them in real life.

Nice meme logic dumb ass. Robots would simply act Japanese.

no straight guys allowed in this.

thanks for putting in ur 2 cents fag

Anyone else notice that's from a vidya game?
Am I a tard?
(I think it was prison architect or Sum)

>Robots would simply act Japanese.
What did user mean by this?

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Nips never have sex and don't look each other in the eye when in public. They have small penises and are short.

They are robots.

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Yes they an hero too. But that's a good thing. Population booming just leads to trouble. Killing depressed people due to a lack of shitty ur going to hell kike induced ethics only lets crazed unhappy people stay alive. You want them dead, they want to be dead too. It's a good thing.

>grammar problems

I'm sure you got the point, but NOT killing them is bad. Suicide is a good thing. Etc.

we buy one of those abandoned towns in the eu using our crypto gains, we put up no normies allowed signs, our police are all trained thot patrol officers making sure no dickless girls sneak in, game shops selling hard copies of games will thrive, the greatest kinoplex the world has ever seen complete with anvil storage, everyone will be fashionable since /fa/ will be in charge of all clothing shops, /o/ will set up dealerships that only sell na miatas and pre riced eg6 civics, Jow Forums are banned from doing anything because they are terrible at what they do.
basically all our boards will be put to use, everyone will learn how to do everything through their boards.
a true paradise.
pic related

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Mass suicide of communists. "The People's Temple". Some communist faggot made his own christian church, although that was just a cover since he apparently openly spoke against christianity. He started out in Indiana, then moved to San Fransisco, and then set up an agricultural commune in Guyana, South America. Little over 900 of his followers followed him there. US Congressman Leo Ryan had been investigating the Temple and so he flew over to the commune to check it out, and some of the followers wanted to go back to the US with him since they realized the "Socialist Paradise" wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and to prevent those guys from defecting back to the USA, the Temple sent a group to gun them all down, including the congressman, and some journalists. The Temple leader then ordered his followers to drink cyanide laced drink flavoring. Apparently that's where the phrase "drink the Kool-Aid" in regards to getting brainwashed comes from Anyhow, the ~900 or so followers all died, including nearly 300 children, and there were a few suicides from Temple members here in the States as well. It was the single largest loss of civilian life in the USA until 9/11 apparently.

>mass suicide
In that case I'll start a funeral home.

that looks alot like Auschwitz