How many dick pics do you have in your phone/computer femanons?

how many dick pics do you have in your phone/computer femanons?

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It would be hot to think she had one of my dick if only she weren't so ugly

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Wonder if she sorted and categorized them the way you guys do with your hentai?

fucking half chinese fujo NSA army is fapping to your dick pics lmao

Thanks Obama

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I'd bet she at least used google earth/maps to know the guys' place keks

this fugly happa lulz

>Sixteen million dick pics
I can only guess at the amount of times she shlicked over them. She must've spent years collecting those.

fake story
if it were real it wouldn't be hard at all, even if she was using only keywords
nice mem

>"She is obsessed with big black penises and the small size of her Chinese boyfriend's penis" a fellow coworker confirmed to reporters when reached by phone.

>"She's a good person, but it's impossible to have a 5-minute conversation without her wanting to show you a picture of some black guy's dick on her cell phone," a former coworker told local reporters.

worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/

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>how many dick pics do you have in your phone/computer femanons?

I have a couple hundred pics or so
mostly my own

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Is this the legendary Female incell we've heard about.

>falling for bait news

Based. Show boibucci

SEE we all knew the NSA was saving pictures of our dicks.

there got to be some CP in there

It was an Inside job

but who was the rat that squealed? you think she worked alone?

Imagine all those milf agents fapping to underage dick pics

Not at PC and I dump all lewds from my phone ASAP

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>16 million dick pics

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i dont save them, im a bit of an internet exhibitionist compared to my ugly shut in, has had sex 5 times in my life at the age of 27 kind of person. So I do get them, but I don't really engage with guys who message me. I had an e-relationship with a guy on here and had some of him once, but hes somehow dating a stacey now.

are you an NSA Agent?

im sure she will face no real legal repercussions because , vagina

I wonder if she's seen the ones I've posted in rate threads

no just an extremely mentally ill poster with no self esteem and no taste for strangers dicks

I keep trying to get some from my crush but he said he doesn't like taking dick pics and he's insecure

>keep trying to get some from my crush but he said he doesn't like taking dick pics and he's insecure

faggot

How is this not a huge privacy scandal? The NSA clearly have the capability to steal your most private photos - and the most salacious detail here is that what she was collecting were dick pics?

It's like the population has just accepted this bullshit.

Also, it's hilarious to think of our dick pics as being "classified".

>It's like the population has just accepted this bullshit.
Yes did you miss 2013?

>Assuming she started to save arround 2010
>6 x 365=2190+ 2x366=732=2922
>2922x24=70,128 total hours
>70,128x60=4,207,680 total minutes
>4,207,680 x60= 252,460,800 total seconds
>252,460,800/16,000,000=15.78
Assuming I didn't fuck up she got a dick pick every 16 seconds

I was working in a lab at the time. One of the grad students was Iranian. I remember him mentioning that the PRISM program was a good thing, and he wasn't sure why Americans would be unhappy about this.

And that's when I knew we were fucked.

I also remember Obama giving a really half-assed statement in the wake of that scandal. He said that we, as a society, need to talk about what's acceptable and what isn't. Then no one ever mentioned it again.

Fucking amazing.

yeah that is pretty gay when he's not even small, dunno why he's insecure

How many dick pics does the average person have?

She could potentially have accessed the dick pics of 16 million people. This is like 10% of the US male population. Wtf?

None. A guy I used to date sent me like 2 pics but I deleted them after we stopped

Otherwise never received any, kinda weird how many other girls tell me they get dick pics but I guess that's because they have snapchat

This was inevitable. It's no one's fault. It's probably actually harder than ever to spy on you specifically. Sure they can go through the process of getting it from the NSA, but that means they have to get it from the NSA. Unless you REALLY fucked up that doesn't seem a likely thing for your local police department to go and do.
Anonymity works best if you're able to blend in with the masses.

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I've been rejected by uglier, user.

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This is literally click bait fake news faggots.