Lads, recently I had, among other things, circumcision performed on me due to phimosis...

Lads, recently I had, among other things, circumcision performed on me due to phimosis. Right now I'm in the 5th day of recovery and I have a massive craving for porn, but if I get a full boner I am at risk of bursting open the stitches or maybe even chopping the head of my dick.
My medic told me to put ice bags on my dick in case of a boner to stop the swelling, and while that has worked, it won't take away the cravings.
So I ask of you robots to post your best boner-killing material, as even distracting myself with vidya or movies isn't working perfectly.
[/spoiler] or should I watch porn with ice bags on my dick to quench the cravings but without bursting the stitches open?

>tl;dr boner-killing things thread

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Nofap with blocksite really helps with the urges try it

Don't actually destroy ur dick over porn bro ull regret

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Pls post pic of your stitched up dick

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>circumcision performed on me due to phimosis
Phimosis can be cured without slicing off all of your foreskin, holy shit you've made a huge mistake.

circumcision is definitely an option, there are other ways, yes, and they should be tried first like stretching out but if all fails circumcision is a last option.
Stop assuming op has a bad doctor.

I thought of watching porn without having a boner but I guess it'll make matters worse, also I haven't really relapsed other than having to watch some explicit imagery in the catalog when I come here.
What bothers me the most is that I want to sort my porn collection and clear some space now that I have the time for it but I won't be able to jack off in some 4 weeks or so.

I also had Papilloma so they basically burned the base of the glans so my dick is not only stitched but also burned and might have some blood on it, plus there's an odorless yellow fluid sometimes oozing out (doctor told me it was normal and to just clean it up, it's not pus). It's actually horrifying to look at, not even the worst of fetishist perverts could get off to it.

The doctors in the JewSA actively promotes circumcision as a cure for phimosis though.

It is a cure.

Suffering from phimosis is literally the only situation where circumcision would be a good last option.

I was feeling kidna sad because of a song I'm listening to but your post made me laugh fuck

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>boner-killing things thread
Imagine your most aged living grandparent shitting their depends. That usually does the trick unless you are a total sicko.

Dunno if I should feel good or bad about this.

>not even the worst of fetishist perverts could get off to it.
Challenge accepted...post it nibba

>my medic told me to put ice bags on my dick in case of a boner to stop the swelling
What do you do in case of morning wood, or even wet dreams? Do you keep a pack of ice under your bed? Or do you sleep close to the fridge?
Can't you watch porn while putting ice on your dick so that it doesn't get hard?

OP if you wanted images all you had to do was ask

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>What do you do in case of morning wood, or even wet dreams? Do you keep a pack of ice under your bed? Or do you sleep close to the fridge?
Well I try to control morning wood via getting anxious about hurting myself so that somewhat stops the feeling, but today I'll set up a cooler with ice packets for good measure, because even breathing exercises are not enough sometimes.

>Can't you watch porn while putting ice on your dick so that it doesn't get hard?
That was what I was asking and I tried it because I really wanted to read Xes Fantasia but holy fuck Lisa and Butcha-U's drawing style give me a raging boner and I have to stop watching because it's really hot but I want to keep looking.

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unironically get a chastity cage

it prevents you from getting an erection even if you are horny

just be careful user you might end up liking wearing it

seriously though, they are literally designed to make getting an erection impossible, idk how long you have to do this for, but if we're talking a few months than yea I would get one.

Song?

oregano

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It reminded me of my youth.

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Damn op thanks for giving me some perspective, my life seems alot better now. For me personally thinking about how depressing the world is and summoning memories of past regrets makes me less horny. Definitely stay the fuck off of here though. R9k is the worst for having terribly libidinous images, honestly more so than the average porn board. Also avoid caffeine.

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hey fuck you man don't call me an idiot

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