Robots, what are your minimum requirements for a gf?
Robots, what are your minimum requirements for a gf?
Cooper King
Elijah Wright
>Live in north east
>around 19-22
>loving and can reciprocate love back
>has features that i can discern as at least somewhat attractive
Grayson Cook
>white
>lower bmi than 30
>younge than twenty-five
>can't be religious
>can't be a moralfaggot
>has to be around five feet and a half tall or less
Jack Foster
a girl who can tell me all about how tony hawk pro skater 2 disproves all of this "rape culture" nonsense. if she hasnt watched at least 50 hours of video essays she isnt worth my time
Justin King
has to be quarian
Hunter Wood
>18
>Not disfigured
>Loyal
>Healthy
Aiden Robinson
>no cluster B personality disorder
>not a complete degenerate
>wants kids
>6+ inches shorter than me
>wants to live in the countryside
>feminine body + not uggo
Jason Stewart
>human
>biological XX female
>alive
Parker Williams
I meet these requirements so... when do you want to get married user? Im free next week
Joseph Anderson
Would you like to go on a date first? Also nice trips.
Christopher Lopez
Applications are no longer being accepted, current staff will simply be doing duties otherwise required of a gf, or the needs that must be fulfilled are being mitigated with existing treatments.
Thank you for your understanding at this time.
Jason Rogers
>not exceptionally ugly
>not mentally unhinged
>not morbidly obese (might not mind it appearance-wise but I want her to be relatively healthy)
>virgin
>wants to have a family
Justin Bennett
>christian
>willing to live in my hometown and have a family
Parker Perez
>not some form of insane
>not stupid
>has one or more genuine interests
>is an adult
>is capable of caring for themselves to some extent
Nathan Carter
No fats no blacks.
Pic related is one of my tinder likes.
Always getting women that look like this when I'm a skelly.
Caleb Watson
Not fat and doesn't have a temper or bitch
Parker Torres
>close or willing to move
>wants a family, bigger the better
>Christian
>virgin
Thats about it really, somebody marry me please
Logan Ortiz
>likes hugs
>has seen at least one anime
>willing to speak her mind to me
>has a hobby/interest that she is passionate about
Jeremiah Lee
> is a bf
> kind
Brody Williams
Does nintendogs count
Elijah Johnson
> female
> virgin (legit rape not counting)
> doesnt want to make me puke when looking at her (serious, more than ok with her being ugly)
> doesnt make want to blow my brains when talking to her
Thats it basically.
Christopher Price
>exists
>not a landwhale is a plus
Isaiah Stewart
As an anime or hobby? lol
Hobby? Yes!
Anime? No, sorry....
Brody Sanchez
She has to be
>vegetarian (preferably vegan)
>at least moderately cute and in shape, equal to me in looks
>a weeb or at least willing to respect my weeb interests
>virgin like me
I don't think I'm asking for much. I guess besides that, I would prefer if she wasn't too into politics, have a crazy murderous ex-boyfriend or was hopelessly addicted to potentially lethal substances like heroin (I think psychs are fine). A-any takers?
Jack Brooks
>female
>white
>introverted
>not a degenerate
>not a leftist
>prefers a simple lifestyle
>wants to get married and start a family one day
Cooper Martin
>Female
>not retarded
>not obese
>younger than 20
>virgin
Carter Lewis
want to be with me
pretty face
no hook up whoring history
no morbidly obese ball form
light skin regardless of race
Brayden Reyes
>that pic
it fucking sucks that 3d girls will never look like 2d girls
Hunter Powell
mininum:
(these)
>legal
>mentally stable
>a little chubby at most
>little to no moralfagging
>little to no previous partners
>uglycute (conventionally ugly but still cute to me)
>a couple common interests
>not a 100% submissive dolt
ideal:
>tall
>tomboy as fuck
>fit but still somewhat feminine
>many common interests but still some differences so we can learn about each other
>(gentle) dominant most of the time
>occasional bully
>very physically affectionate
>lib-right politically
Gavin Nguyen
>long dark hair
>big dark eyes
>pretty smile
>sweet personality
being asian would be a plus
Parker Brown
As a hobby of course! user please im not THAT stupid. I just started watching bloom into you.
Dominic Wright
>Not ugly
>kind
>white
>loyal
Julian Richardson
>goth
>big tiddies
Sebastian Collins
>user please im not THAT stupid.
I thought maybe you were sh*tposting.
Is yuri one of your favorite genres? I've honestly never seen an anime, nor read a manga about girls love. They always look explicit/ecchi.
Jason Thomas
>loves me
The catch is that I'm a 25 year old NEET shut-in who dropped out of high school and has never worked a day in his life, I would like an encouraging gf who wants to see me succeed and be together in the long-term, so in the end this is actually asking for a lot.
At this point I wouldn't mind a gf who's in a similar place who just wants to have someone for a while and then kill ourselves together.
Anthony Collins
>Not obese (Chubby or lower is fine)
>Into vidya/anime
>Loyal
Bonus points but not required
>Brown skin
>Into fitness
>Short
>Big breasts (D-cup and up)
Jaxson Green
not be fat. chubby is fine, just not fat.
Ethan Sanchez
>within 10 years of my age
>not obese
>not a sub
> capable of loving me
Eli Mitchell
>actual female
>be in the united states of america
>within ages of 18-20
>within 4" of my own height (5'7.5")
>around 180-250lbs (this one isn't relative to me though, I'm 2-4/10 looks, wouldn't want to have to make them look worse by me being around them
>enjoys comfy voice chats
>intelligent enough to keep up a conversation
Ideal:
>white
>wants to start a family, otherwise I'll have to do the potentially long process of convincing them in the future
Anyways if these listings describe and you desire an online bf [email protected], no fake responses please my Father works for the cyber police and the local police if you send troll emails the consequences will never be the same.
Logan King
Someone please respond and love me
Liam Davis
wouldn't know, there are no robots left on Jow Forums
Parker Long
>has a pulse
>exists
>can psychically take care of herself
>isn't morbidly obese ( I don't want my partner to take a heart attack at 35 and die)
>good hygiene
Camden Thomas
>an actual female
>18-23
That's it
Liam Jackson
1. Mind like a diamond.
2. Knows what's best.
3. Shoes that cut.
4. Eyes that burn like cigarettes.
5. Right allocations.
6. Fast, thorough, sharp as a tack.
Camden Johnson
>Not morbidly obese
>Loves me
That's all
Colton Mitchell
>is trying to be healthy
>not deformed or obese
>doesn't have a very toxic personality
>doesn't expect money from me
>is loyal
Ryder Powell
>18-22
>height doesnt matter, as long as shes not either an actual midget or shaq
>not obese/disfigured
>decently smart
>virgin
>willing to cuddle
>likes vidya
Chase Garcia
What about allocations?
Jacob Smith
>looks like pic related
>loves me unconditionally
>is a natural born woman
>intelligent, kind, warm, girly
If you are a woman and dont meet these requirements, reconsider your existance
Nathaniel Gray
>not 100% submissive dolt
You deserve a (You) despite your latent homosexuality.
Logan Moore
I have no requirements at this point
William Turner
7. Short Skirt
8. Looooooooooong jacket.
Mason Williams
>is alive
>isn't mentally insane/handicapped
>doesn't hate me
That's it
David Nguyen
Well I'm half of those things. Are you a girl or a fag?
Jeremiah Jones
>Black or mix
>Fat Ass.
Ryan Diaz
Maledomfags are the worst.
They fetishize male dominance about all else and act like it's not gay.
Luke Flores
healthy
into me
shaved wet pussy
down to fuck
shorter than me
Daniel Baker
>close to my age
>near me
>not embarrassingly fat
>no disfigurements
>no religion or race or cultural thing that could force me to do things
>not better than me in a way that makes me feel guilty
>lolicon
Jace Ramirez
>white
>around my age 18-22
>5'7 or taller
>not fat
>similar interests
>no physical disabilities
Joshua Cooper
>no fatties
>no feminists
>no vegans
>somewhat politically aware, preferably conservative but not a necessity
>no unnatural-colored hair
>not manipulative, or hurtful, or a cheater who is gonna cuck me
She could be missing a limb or two for all I care.
Jeremiah Brooks
>No fats no blacks.
>Pic related is one of my tinder likes.
FWIW I'm a thin woman and I wouldn't be put off if I saw a "no fats" requirement on a guy's bio, if anything that's a plus lol
Carson Young
its more like a female submission fetish
Kayden Harris
>no fats
>pic
>my tinder date
I have some bad news...
Luke Johnson
>no physical disabilities
Why? When I am looking for a gf I am specifically looking for the one that misses a leg or an eye.
Alexander Long
There are no women here anyway lmao
Jason White
I'm sure , maybe one day a big strong man will put you in your place user.
Cameron Reyes
A missing eye or leg is okay I guess. Just don't want a deformity that makes me gag on seeing it.
Tyler Nelson
minimum
>under 19 but legal
>relatively sexually inexperienced
>high degree of cuteness
>at least close to ethnically white
>not an unhealthy weight
>shorter than 5'9"
Jack Price
So not physically deformed
Chase Collins
>Must be a redhead
>Average looking
Bentley Garcia
>close to my age
>lolicon
wtf
Dylan Cooper
>christian
>virgin
>traditionalist or national socialist
>pure
>white
Nathan Perry
What he said but skip that last one
Grayson Stewart
Not fat
Not mentally Ill
Doesnt wear thongs or g-strings unless I say she can
No tattoos
Doesnt smoke
No more than 5 sexual partners before me
Large breasts
Nice round. perky proportionate butt
Thick hips
White.
Not alot to ask for really.
Levi Jenkins
yeah didn't know there was a difference
Andrew Long
I'm tired. I meant repulsive not deformed.
Ayden Ward
>fembot
>lets me do big cums inside her
Aaron Roberts
Hijacking this thread to describe my oneitis as I knew him (I hope he hasn't changed any of these qualities):
>male
>white
>blonde
>at least 6'3"
>green eyes
>slim
>funny
>highly intelligent
>highly competent
>shared interests (such as sports we did together, like swimming and track)
>charming
>knows how to crochet
If you fit all of these, describe yourself some more so I can determine if you're him. Odds
Ryan Peterson
>a real girl
>cute and feminine, not fat, no other physical requirements.
>is ok being with autismo
Wyatt Gomez
>21-24 or earlier if she's mature
>virgin
>in good shape, not fat or anorexic
>5'6-5'9
>no physical health problems
>6/10 face
>no personality disorder
>genuinely sweet, not the kind that has to show it all the time or laying it on thick
>lives in reality, not an optimist or a pessimist
>thinks I'm funny
>doesn't work much, no career woman
>sex everyday
Not going to marry anything less
Mason Morris
Not a hambeast. Likes sucking penis.
Lucas Morris
>OS: Windows 7/Vista/XP
>Intel Core 2 Duo E6600 or AMD Phenom X3 8750 processor or better
>2 GB of RAM
>Video card must be 256 MB or more and should be a DirectX 9-compatible with support for Pixel Shader 3.0
>DirectX 11
>15 GB of available storage space
Christian Foster
but a cat is fine too
Julian Peterson
>won't leave me if I hit her
Tyler Clark
She can't leave you if she is dead so my advice would be to get so strong that if you do hit her she just drops dead.
Can't leave if you're dead.
But some people look down on necrophilia, and she won't be able to do much of all, so swings and roundabouts
Gavin Cruz
>genuinely kind person
>smart
>funny
>has interest in self improvement and desire to be in a severe codependent relationship
Brayden James
>kind
>funny
Choose.
Jackson Wilson
>virgin
>fertile
>not black or brown
>not ugly or fat
Aaron Parker
>not a virgin
>a complete degenerate
>would bring other guys over whenever she wants to fuck
>pro-abortion
>"fuck condoms user"
>chainsmoker
>twitch camwhore
>would randomly call me during livestreams just to cuck me infront of her millions of users
>had no STDs (at least not fatal ones)
>pays for herself
>responsible, would whore herself out to put food on the table
>healthy, has boobs and a pussy, white
>does not bitch about things
Nathan Myers
Not that person, but like... what? lol
Nathaniel Cox
>girl (female)
>autism spectrum disorder
>willing to do ldr
Asher Lee
>biological female
>takes care of herself more than I do
>white, east asian or light latina
>moderately cute or beautiful face and eyes
>not chubby or anorexic
>straight legs that aren't short and weird
>moderately intelligent, able to hold a conversation and share hobbies
>virgin
>functional libido
>interested in being conditioned into drinking my cum, receiving facials and creampies every day
>completely loyal and devoted to me, just as I would be to her
>respects personal space
>doesn't follow nonsense like modern politics and liberalism
>won't stab me in the back
Alexander Walker
>actually wants to form a committed and close relationship, to share life with each other as an inseparable unit, our bond not just being based on being friends and having sex like most modern relationships are
Camden Baker
Humour revolves around misfortune one way or another. Study it. You cannot be very funny and also kind.
Christopher Torres
Right... Just how bill cosby managed to be hilarious and clean by raping all those women in private. Verifiable.
Joshua Wright
She has to like loli.
Colton Baker
That's only the kind of "humor" that sadsacks of shit cope with, otherwise known as tasteless normalfag humor.
Juan Robinson
>not >she has to be a loli
okay but not ideal
Oliver Brown
thanks user I blew air out of my nose
Cooper Sanders
>female (as in biologically female)
>not larger than me (as in weight, i don't care about height because i'm short lol)
>loves me
>around my age (18)
>okay with me being an ambitionless loser (and preferably is one herself)
>doesn't want children
>isn't a normie