Tinder

A few days ago I was talking to a friend of mine and he suggested I get tinder. Thing is I've never used dating apps before, usually just get drunk at a club and pull someone else who's also pretty drunk.

Any advice on what I should be doing/saying

>Pic is Tinder Bio
>In b4 move to Grindr
>In b4 plastic surgery
>In b4 Kill yourself Faggot

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This is the most normie post I've ever seen

>Hur dur, normie REEEEE!

Women will never read your bio. They will look at your pictures, and if you aren't muscular with a square jaw and whatnot then you aren't going to get matches.

>Using tinder
Get the fuck out of here, you repulsive degenerate.

I wanna get a tinder too anons. Im 27 and i wanna have at least one crazy year of fucking before i hit 30. Tips on pictures, bio?

Get jacked. You should be extremely muscular (IE: A six pack) with a square face and broad shoulders. If you're not, don't even bother, because you are competing against guys who are.

that isn't even true.... unless she's a whore.
I read bios.

Yes, it is. Your bio has nothing to do with whether women select you. See pic related. As long as you're hot you can molest children and women won't mind.

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..as a biological female
i can only speak for myself but..we're not all apart of the hive mind...I would never date a child rapist and looks mean little to nothing to me.

> as a biological female

kek

What? a lot of fucking trannys on here.

Hey, hate the game not the player. If you're going on Tinder for love, you have the wrong idea. OkCupid is more that style, but even then you get a lot of crazy chicks on there

user like half of us are trans or closeted trans what does this even mean

Just that the way it is said, just sounds like a guy wanting a bit of attention.

Post a pic of your face with the eyes blacked out and we will tell you if you have a chance on Tinder

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>asking a bunch of virgins in their 20's and 30's about women

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>Do not post pictures of yourself on Jow Forums.
>Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

yeah I'm not stupid enough to
A) Break the rules
B) Get Doxed

>no way would I break the rules!
>yeah a pic of my face is gonna get me doxxxed!

Yeah, so a goodie two shoes and a dumbass. You have no chance on tinder. Stick to OKCupid, its best for straightedges like you

Let me crusade and invade that pussy

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nah, just don't wanna get recognised.
Also Chances of just a quick fuck on OKCupid 0%

Who is gonna recognize you if you censor part of your face?
You are too low IQ for modern dating. Stick to a local youth group or your school

I just see girls who I know have boyfriends looking for hookups. It's all so tiresome.

Yes, you are. And yes, you almost certainly would.
I hate the game, certainly. I hate pretty much everyone.