8-ball thread

blessed 8-ball thread
ask everything robots

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Will I get a girlfriend next week?

Will i have a harem of lolis and shotas to fuck whenever i want

will I marry a qt and have qt kids and a qt life with her?

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bless your shit magic 8-ball

Is J a roastie?

Can I start looking cute next year?

Give me a friend and mentor by Jan 1 2019

Does oneitis like me? oregano

Will I get true friends soon?

Will I fuck a girl before 2019?

Will I lose my virginity next month?

do vvomen hate me?

If I get my dick cut off will I die?

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should i blow my brains out with all my "friends" one room away

will it end in the next 2 years

Will I ever find the will to kill myself?

Will I kiss a girl before the end of 2018?

Will I kiss her before the end of the year?

Will my mom send me some money tomorrow

Will i stop fapping?

Will God forgive my sins and be on my side in the future?

dont worry user god loves you

Will I be content someday?

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Will i loose my virginity tomorrow?

Will I marry in 2019?

Ok i'ma originally reroll

Will I ever lose my acne?

Fuck. rererolling

will i get a job i want next semester

Thankyou, magic 8 ball
All I ask for is a chance
If it is a good one, all the better
Also, will I ever experience love?

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Tell me, am I going to die a virgin??

ok 8ball, should i an hero??

REROLL, oh god please

Looks like I'm going to make it robots
All this suffering won't be for naught
I wish you all the same luck

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ok i didn't get a direct answer so lemme reroll this

Will my shit with my hs homies work out?

A-are we really going to make it?

Re roll will it work out with my old homies?

Can i be a hero just like All Might?

Is she going to make her move?

okay 8 ball, please just give me an answer i really wanna know if i should do it

Will my mental health improve in a close future?

thank you 8 ball, ganbarimasu

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Will i get laid this holiday?

Will I ever look like a girl and will I ever get a loving bf?
yes, I do know I'm mentally ill

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will i ever make it?
oringaod

patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

will my mental health ever get better?

Will she bring my confidence back?

Am i doomed to be alone forever

Will DMC5 be good?
Greetings from /v/

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Asking again

Oregano

Oh well guess my only reason to live is gone

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Thats unfortunate

Aasdfghgd

Will everything be okay? Friend please.

Will my deepest darkest fantasy ever be fulfilled?
Any user wanna know what it is? ;)

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Will my closest friend avoid his current fate of dying of lung cancer as a result of a nasty smoking habit?

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Ermm, I hope I didn't just doom him

Will L.. P..... become my girlfriend?

Will society collapse in the next 5 years?

OK, will humanity recover and change for the better after this?

Was I an accident?
Hey anons how do you feel about your answers?

will i find my willpower in time

is J a NEET?

Will I ever get a girlfriend?


Originalios

Will we get back together?
Everything is so empty without her, the world is literally duller, less vibrant, less everything.

Is our friendship the same as before?

Does she like talkig to me?

Is OP, jannies, and the mods all fucking cum guzzling faggots?

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will I ever escape loneliness

>Is OP, jannies, and the mods all fucking cum guzzling faggots?
i shall then repeat my question

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I'll repeat my question because of your nonanswer.

Should I message her now?

Congrats user

Now for my turn. Will my alcoholic, wife-beater father die a horrible, painful and slow death?

Should i leave this site for a long time?

Will I ever become the person I really want to be?

Will I find a nice rental next year?

Will she love me for real?

Will she love me selfless?

Will my life ever be better, will I ever actually make anything of myself?

Will I handle things as a I should?

Will I manage to hide my autism when needed?

Will she believe in me?

Will losing my virginity actually make my life any different?

Will I be able to find a good paying job after college?

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Will I be happy in the foreseeable future?

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Will everyone on this board be happy?

Will I rise?