/britfeel/

What's the point in a cage? I can't get hard anymore anyway

>ask you not to post about it
>you immediately post about it

You want to know why I won't date you? Because of this attitude. You simply don't care how you make other people feel.

are you actually going on a date with him?

How come the first album by stone roses is sometimes regarded as the best album of all time? its good, but its not that good.

Dont fight now I'm about to go to bed and I'll miss it

good point lad, I wondered the same. Only
a small number of unimongs and sois say that though
Only 3 or 4 good tracks on there
also the production kind of sucks balls

>Destroy Dick December Day 15
>Throat getting dryer and getting more sleepier when masturbating
>Fapped 4 times already
Should I go to sleep to recharge my energy>

>a small number of unimongs and sois say that though

I think some critic magazines have said it too though, might be NME that said it, i can't remember. I reckon its like an 7-8/10, only shite song is don't stop in my opinion, most of the other tracks range from 7/8 with i wanna be adored as the best.
Maybe you need to be on drugs to get it, i dont know, i just can't see how its the best album of all time.

Good night then lads. See some of you in about 12 hours

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become a tranny and flirt with sex-starved lads

na lad

t. done that shit

it's relevant to the later indie scene I guess, but not much beyond that
waterfall and adored are good songs
but for me a band around that time like the Smiths was much more expansive and sophisticated

Too late to be the actual Mayuri because he's a wagie dayfag.
*points to the larp jar*
pissening

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>people in my accomodation just getting back from a night out
>I'm on minecraft with my mates

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I do prefer the smiths. My only gripe with the smiths is that half of their songs on their albums are depressing so i have to be in the mood for them.

>I'm on minecraft with my mates
at least you have mates

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Woah, which one of you lads was this and why didn't you tell us?

it was me and because reasons

** twitter.com/ladbible/status/1073624789451984896

fucked the punchline from mistyping REEEE

fair point lod. I've been thinking lately they really were still carrying some of punk too though, some of the tracks you can really see that

We're all mates here lad

For me, I'm quite adamant now that the 3 most important bands to come out of Britain from the 60s to now were the Beatles, the Smiths and Radiohead

those have all shown a rare high level of flexibility and songwriting ability

lads im really anxious about something i have to do tomorrow how do i stop worrying so i can sleep?

right one more drinkipoo then bed

remember we're all worm food in the end lod, and we'll be here for you no matter what happens

e-cigs are shit tbqh dont know why anyone bothers with them

Anxiety is endless for me still Searching for a drug to subdue it. Etizolam was good but too addictive and can't get it anymore.

I've a thc 1 i use at work. Love muh douche flute. Hitting it up now
*smiles*

>have fucked up sleep cycle (going bed 6am waking up at 3pm)
>have several deadlines so stay up from 3pm Thursday then finally go to sleep after 6pm Friday, despite flatmates talking a lot and screaming their heads off
>wake up at 1am, stay up a bit but try to go to sleep at 3am so I can finally fix my sleep cycle
>at this moment flatmate and friends come home, shouting and talking loudly, loud drum and bass music
>walls are so thin that you can hear people cough so I hear everything

I will actually kill myself I just want to sleep.

snowing outside but it isnt sticking

Lucky lad, give it for afternoon here. Hopefully get to go mince in snow on my way to work

Snowing!? Where you at lad?

here in glorious west lancashire, it snowed about an hour ago for literally 30 seconds or so, looking at a weather radar this wont last much longer

Want it so snow so hard the whole island freezes over and I can lay snug as a bug and comfy all day long

same laddo, like the 2 bad(good) winters we had in a row about 8 or 9 years ago, good times

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Jow Forums wageslave cock sliding into prolapsed brummie tranny anus

Morrisons The Best Salted Caramel Cake sliding into Saku's mouth

Type one poo plopping out of anal fissured NEET arse

Cant sleep lads
Too hungry

Lactose induced flatulence permeating my room

>brummie
Paki tranny?

Run out of shredded wheat. I've had 6 today

Well guys, I'm back.
Missed much the past few weeks?

Made a time machine and it got fucking cold right fast. The weather, not the time machine

What time did you go to?
I'd like to go kill Edward Heath.

Don't really know to be honest lad. Some other Anons made it, I just saw and chuckled to myself to see some lads having fun with their cardboard box. I stored the bodies in mine, don't tell nobody willya

Depends who's body it is dunnit?
If I hear that Tony Blair has been done in I won't tell on ya.

It's real mollsuc hours in nightguard

I hate my job so much but I don't have the skills or experience to get a better one. Feels bad, lads.

So was Michael Jackson a nonce?

Nah he never dicked any kiddos, he just beat it[

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If he was then we'd never have actually found out.

>mollusc
alri

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Timmy did another bum shot

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1073703813687709696

Gonna need some pics of the meetup today, or else im calling the whole thing a ruse.

might actually end it lods, I mean it this time

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Just woke up lads. Way to early. Went to bed at 11 too.
If I can't get back to sleep I'll be exhausted tonight.

Nice pants. But chilly for just hanging about like that though.

Yes he had a secret nonce room off from his bedroom with an alarm system in it that alerted him if anyone was near his bedroom

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how does one collect a prescription? do i just go to the pharmacy each month?

Morning gang! Early bird gets the worm, so let's all get up and make ourselves proud today!

I'm addicted to porn, lads. I want to be free.

if it's repeat prescription you'll prob have to go fill in a form to get it ordered

Just cut your dick off mate

pack from work with a right haul. everyone chipped in for pizzas and there was loads left so i brought 1 home, and 2 big fuck off mince pies.
also had to by catto food but the petrol station by me didn't have any. he's munching on some dog food now because that's all they had. seems to like it though
just told him to sit but he's not having any of it. will try a game of fetch when i wake up this afternoon.

I'm not sure lad, I only got the first one last month when my doctor gave me a prescription slip to hand in. I'm meant to be on them for a couple months so I'm assuming they're repeat?My asthma inhalers I usually get delivered to my home address each month but I never set that up for this different prescription

>so let's all get up

yeah h-haha get up

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That's it, I'm going to drop out of uni. Now someone tell me where to go with my life instead of that

i'm off to bed soon though. bloody slavery. been good tonight though been in charge of a line packing easter eggs. big boy time, and nothing went wrong
hope you haver a good day lad

get up
stand up
cum and throw your hands
if you've got that feeling
shoot yer goo up to the ceiling

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erm? well might be best to ring your doctors and ask a receptionist then. might be a case of go fill out a slip then pick it up 48hrs after, but best to ring and check

what's up Iad?

WE SNATCHING SOULS TODAY

DAILY REMINDER TO GO OUT AND GET IT

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There's time to change motherfucker. Life's hard man and we all get a little fucked up sometimes, we're all suffering with you.

Boring bump
Well catto gobbled all the dog food down. Apparently it's not the best for them as cattos need more protein and vitamin A. He'll be right with a day of it though

how the hell is Jow Forums still going. it looks like crap, 100%of its content is created by its users who are bullied and banned by the mods sometimes without reason and on top of that there's the fucking robot, talk about user unfriendly

I've never been banned, cos I'm a good boy.

the site looks great imho, at least it fucking works and works fast not like that React crap reddit uses where the page barely manages to load and constantly chokes

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got a scar on my arm from burning myself on the oven ffs

it's snowing!!!!!!!!
originally, of course

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where you located lad? no snow here unfortunately

glasgow
fuck off robot

>payed for Saturday delivery on an item that was marked as dispatched yesterday
>got up early to make sure I dont miss the item
>still no text from DPD letting me know when they will come
>website keeps saying my tracking number isnt connected to any package

Im now sat on the toilet doing some horrible cowpat shit thinking good god I better not have been scammed by these fucks

>managed to terminate my contract with a firm that was messing me around
>forgot to apply for the next place I wanted to work at
>now the weekend, so can't phone until monday
fugg

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Uni night out tonight for Xmas. Meal and drinks. Mostly girls. Stuffing my pockets with sperghetti as we speak

Fucking hell. Left the house forgetting my filters and lighter. Missed a bus that was waiting at a stop... Tired, cold and wet.
Fuck this gay weather

Meet best be worth leaving East Devon. But then again, everything is worth leaving East Devon

>Tfw today you're not stuck in East Devon

Look forward to meeting you lad

I'll be stuck in Exeter until I get the coach. Why do I always leave the house so early? That's another hour I could have had in bed.

I like to be prepared
Also y-you too

lads, i have fallen in love with a poster here, and i dont know what to do about it

Take it off the wall, roll it up and put a ring on it

Good night lads, hope the meetup gang have a nice time. Don't get yourselves in any trouble.

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Tell us about their posts and why you fell in love with them.
The fastest way to cure this "love" is to meet them irl.

I love you too user give me a kiss

I don't think they send out the details till like 10am lad