Hahaha nerds ive had sex with over 30 beautiful women and theres nothing you can do to make me leave
Hahaha nerds ive had sex with over 30 beautiful women and theres nothing you can do to make me leave
Brandon Ward
Jaxson Bailey
Congratulation, so do you want a medal or some shit?
Ethan Allen
Why would we want to make you leave? If you stay here too long, our revenge will be assured.
Can you already feel the disease starting to take hold inside of your mind?
Zachary Gray
Could you please leave this place?
Jaxson Lee
Ive been on Jow Forums since 2006 and visited r9k since the day is was created
Can you MS Paint me one?
Lincoln Gomez
this is like bragging to wheelchaired peeps about your vertical, its kinda retarded and unimpressive, you should go compare with other people who slay.
Jordan Ramirez
How do I get laid as a fat fuck?
Joshua Stewart
>Ive been on Jow Forums since 2006
Prove it; what Pokemon am I thinking of?
Austin Foster
Post more monster energy.
Angel Jackson
Fuck yea seaking
Mason White
All those fucks, just look at them
Luke Reed
I'm not the one to ask. Losing weight should help. Go to Jow Forums and read the sticky. Or buy an escort.
Nathan Ward
This is the medal, just add a rope between it and you're set.
Ryder Bailey
Thanks Vic
Lucas Young
Not him but is it mudkips?
Arcanine specifically to here though.
Or is it slowpoke you want to be referenced?
Joseph Ward
Anytime bud.
Colton Ward
y wud i want u to leave when I can keep fucking you're mom instead
Juan Sanders
Oh my fucking god I can't believe you mad man.
Jose Martinez
man, come on giga chad. Please just leave us alone.
Xavier Myers
Fair enough, but why do you want to stay?
Caleb King
I'm closer to you than you may think.
You know the "You're here forever" meme?
It's not a meme.
Jack Bailey
and how many uggos?
Anthony Russell
At least one.
>Match asian girl on tinder
>One picture
>Close up selfie of her face
>She cuts to the chase and asks if I want to come over
>Ask her for a body pic
>"Look user, if you don't want to hang out, I'll find someone else"
>Roll the dice and say OK
>Her place is a 25minute drive
>I call her and get buzzed in to her building
>She opens the door
>3/10 total chinese hog
>No tits or ass, fat in all the wrong places
>Half a mind to just turn around and walk away without saying anything
>"Fuck it, gonna slay this pig"
>Strong jaw
>Gave good head
>She wants to get banged
>Pump her a few times
>Can't keep a stiffy, she's gross
>Can't stay erect
>Get sucked off and blow on her face
>Leave after 60s of awkward small talk.
Otherwise I have high standards, I promise
Bentley Anderson
I had been thinking of Mudkips, but Seaking was also acceptable.
Nathaniel Diaz
Welp rip my thread
Isaiah Long
checked quints of five
Ryder Williams
post the fucking sauce you god damn troglodyte