/r9gay/ - #539

Probably giving your voice a little too much credit

its my only redeemable physical trait that the people have decided. Some said I sound like a sissy or tranny but most have said it's endearing

>tfw autistic voice that sounds like I'm sad all the time + lisp

that sounds adorable. You must share it with us user

Should note that I'm ugly and deathly afraid of talking to people

How are you ugly?

>tfw my voice was the only thing about me that was ever complimented

hook nose, weak chin and forehead

I want a boyfriend now but I'm too scared to talk to any cuties.

i have eye troughs is that good enough?

hello I'm in the thread and also I post nudes online that get hundreds of views as well as occasionally have casual sex. get fucked on idiot

>tfw I could easily get a bf but instead decided to crush on someone unavailable

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If that's true stop coming here then.

>it's 11 am already
what the hell...?

No its 10, silly

how did it already get so late in the morning

I'm too narcissistic to date most people, so I doubt I'll get a bf any time soon

It's 4:20 PM

Just leave you normie, you're not fit to be here. Go to gaygen.

>how did it already get so late in the morning
Time flies when you're a faggot

sorry to say this, but if even one person said you sound like a tranny, you probably do

Who else /HatesTheirLife/ here?

Nobody wants you here normie
like seriously fuck off lol

Yay english 4:20 gang

>soon meeting up with my /r9gay/ bf and he's everything I could ever wish for
This truly is the bestest thread on the four channels!

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stop being rude to user, we are all allowed to be here

Would smoke weed if I knew where to find it

Stop pretending to be someone else to defend yourself, out.

Id sell u weed for the low if I knew u irl user

that's my exact voice too except I sound like a girl undergoing puberty

wasn't me, actually. I just didn't bother responding

>tfw no cute feminine autistic bf who goes on and on about yu-gi-oh to me while i half-interestedly listen and then has me watch anime with him so he can cover his eyes and snuggle up to me when a scary part happens

Not gonna reply to you, just go to /gaygen/ it's the right board for you.

>tfw no below average height scandinavian bf who lets me bully him about his height

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I know a Latin American like this

Cuteboys like height so why don't you have a bf? Are you a bad person?

blow out his boypussy tbhonest

i just think it's the lack of short scandies desu, seeing as we're among the tallest people in the world

There are tons of short scandies, I know a few and they like tall boys and they lurk here. My guess is still you're not offering a lot to them, right?

aw im very happy for you, I hope it all goes to plan

>they didn't go to the /britfeel/ meetup

not sure what i could offer as a user of Jow Forums besides myself, i try my best when it comes down to it
>they lurk here
they might lurk, but they never give any sound

Too autistic to go, they'd all be normies anyway

I'm 8 days clean of alcohol after drinking 1.5-1.75 litres of gin every day for years :D

Holy shit, congrats user. That's incredible.

i dont always check britfeel
it's sad that I missed a meetup, but im a very anxious person and wouldn't have been very okay with tthat

Thanks for your support user! The first 3-4 days were terrible, felt like legit the flu. 5-6 days got easier no pukey but sleep was fucked 7th day I tried smoking weed and slept for like 10 hours.

>it's almost 6
>haven't done anything today
>or this year for that matter

Well remember that most smolboys want someone who can buy them pretty stuff, games and more :3

that's not true at all you slut, don't project your shittiness onto the rest of us

I hope you do and I hope you get your smolboy :3

>acting like a woman
literally why

What do you mean? Do you think smolboys just actively offer themselves for free?

>Do you think smolboys just actively offer themselves for free?
I do

nigger I'm 5'6" and probably cuter than you, you don't have to act like an entitled useless whore just because you can.

>pour myself into studies
>do well this semester
>finally winter break comes
>nothing to distract me from the feel of no cute short domestic bf

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Then you're a bit stupid.
Well then offer yourself freely to these user.

Suicide when? Remember to stream it.

Nah, I'm just not a whore

>>your only choices are being a literal whore or being a slut
this is your brain on promiscuity

what does it actually feel like to put your dick inside of a qt boy?

f-fuck off
i'll get my life together
tomorrow

>come to the realization i don't look good in pictures
>or that i just generally don't look attractive overall
it's like i forget and remember every time. i don't know what to do next now

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where're you from matey

Since when is it being a whore to pick a suitable man?
Having standards is a common thing, you guys seem to be upset about it.
So offer yourself for free if it's a problem to have standards.

We are our own worst critics. Photos you might hate, others may find cute.

Picking suitable men is a bit different from picking a guy just because he buys shit for you, which is what you seemed to be implying. If that's not what you meant than I apologize.

If you demand that he buy things for you, then you're a whore. Money doesn't factor into it at all for me. Besides, mummy and daddy are pretty well off, anyway

that's not having standards, that's being a golddigger

>guy asks for face pic
>show him
>he no longer shows interest

See you when you've come to terms with your deathwish.

Aaah, oh nooo. I missed such a precious cinnamon roll yesterday. Let's hope user is back now. Did you have fun at the movies? Where about in England are you? I'm getting the primal urge to protect your smile.

>tfw all these shorties show up in the thread, but none of them are in scandinavia
GOD FUCKING

Why don't you import them? Don't you have your own place?

maybe, but it seems like all the negative things i can think about myself are the only things that people would agree with.

Just import one, user.

importing them creates a lot more problems, it isn't that easy

>it isn't that easy
no one said it would be

>tfw no bought on chinese black market bf

Not at all, it's rather EASY.
They will be living with you forever.

>tfw no used up and tossed out black market bf whose previous owner abused to take in and care for back to health

>tfw no long-haired musician mongolian bf who's proud of his heritage and wants to conquer Europe again starting with me
youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

Just stop being ugly bro, it's not that hard

If you are a 5/10 or above you are NOT allowed to post on /r9gay/

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speaking of glasses i only look good when i wear glasses. and if the lighting is bright so that my features are all hidden in a radiant blast.

You shouldn't judge someone by their looks only

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eye bags are commonly shown as a cute little coloring under the eyes that says this person is just a tired boy but really they're quite ugly

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I can't get with attractive people so I hate them

Yes you can, you just need to bring something instead of good looks

Like a good personality, money or something else

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I think it's fine in my case, they just make it look like I'm permanently angry.

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