>The only person that makes life worth enduring
>the only person that has been with you from the beginning
>the only person that is with you in your darkest hour
>the only person that's truly wants you to break from your mold
>the only person that will hug you when it all ends
>the only person how won't let you perish
Tell me again why you haven't accepted him into your hearts, and walked away from sin?
Because he's just as fake as every other shithead god
I am my own God
laughing at the unoriginality of this
>>The only person that makes life worth enduring
Wrong
>>the only person that has been with you from the beginning
Wrong again
>>the only person that is with you in your darkest hour
Absolutely wrong
>>the only person that's truly wants you to break from your mold
Right
>>the only person that will hug you when it all ends
Wrong again
>>the only person how won't let you perish
Absolutely wrong
1/6 correct, guess that's the best one can expect from someone who's knowledge about Christianity comes solely from imageboard macros. I suggest reading the Bible as a start.
I won't be a slave to my own foolishness.
Now excuse me but i have to grind my ass off trying to get a gf.
I dont know, it seems pretty spooky to me
This is why youre on r9k anons, convert
Wasn't Jesus a kike? You want us to pay our respects for yet another one of them?
>Wasn't Jesus a kike
He was, but Jews are the literal anti christ worshippers.
Even assuming the Bible is true, you only think your life is "worthy" because some guy said so. Your life is based on what a guy tells you to believe. Why should I follow him just because of his threats?
Which threats user? Jesus is just telling it how it is. If you live a hedonistic life you're going to perish.
Why should i worship a filthy whore-loving commie being jew?
Judaism and communism, is as materialistic as someone can get user. Jesus doesn't care about material things.
>Jesus is just telling it how it is.
>If you live a hedonistic life you're going to perish.
Hedonism has zero to do with anything Jesus preached. Have you even read a single gospel? Like I said above, actually read the Bible instead of meme infographs from Jow Forums.
If you read the Gospel, you'll know that Jesus preached against those who were selfish, those that weren't humble, those who only sought pleasures in the material world.
I lean towards esoteric practices and there's no difference to me which religion I'm worshipping as long as it works.
The question is. Why should it be Christianity when there are dozens of ancient religions?
And that has zero to do with hedonism, which I am willing to bet you've never read a single work about either. Do you know what Hedonism is, right? Without looking it up on google you snake deciever.
worship the true god of gods you brainlet, jesus is for women
So you're going to tell me being self centered and interested in your pleasures? Read the first chapter in John.
Paganism levels: Sacred cow and river.
Your religion is disgusting.
It's pretty funny, just a moment ago I was on Jow Forums LARPing as a christian and wow it's actually difficult pretending to be more sadistic and sociopatic than christians, people were one-upping me all the time.
Poor kid who sudokued though, may he rest in peace.
Nice try user, you're going to have to step up your faggotry next time.
He sure was a good man
convert to the truth faith!
>So you're going to tell me being self centered and interested in your pleasures?
This is unintelligible. Write properly if you want to accuse someone.
>Read the first chapter in John.
Since you want to present yourself as well-read, show me exactly where hedonism is wholly condemned. I'll even throw you a bone right here: You can give me anything from the four gospels, and I will tell you exactly why you are wrong.
Stupid fucking nigger cunt.
i have accepted him already, my life is great now. Thnaks op
>the only person how won't let you perish
Wrong
Jesus was cool and all, but its hard to buy the Old Testament, and Jesus clearly believed that shit.
Eternal life. Read the bible.
Asking for exact words is retarded, I presented you with the gospel according to John and told you to read the first chapter. But because the words don't match with what you asked, you'll just say that I'm wrong.
And this the pretend "Christian" in his pure form as his lies are uncovered. You will never be anything other than snakes and decievers. You don't care one bit about God or the faith in earnest. You just co-opt it to further your pretenses.
Don't put your ways onto me. You stated your lies, I told you your tainted views are wrong. Instead of owning up you instead try to blow smoke with your split tongue. I offer to you the scripture and now you try to evade it? Utterly laughable.
Your LARPing troubles me, you haven't read the first chapter of john.
John can eat my nutsack
And here all the world can see the charlatan cling to his smoke and lies, to no one's surprise. The only LARP here is your wrong view of what is and is not Christian. Again I will offer to you the scripture, we don't have to limit ourselves to one single chapter you can't even pull anything definite out of. Give me anything from the four gospels and I will tell you exactly why you are wrong.
>>The only person that makes life worth enduring
Following this stupid jew gave me a shit life
>>the only person that has been with you from the beginning
>>the only person that is with you in your darkest hour
I prayed to him and begged for deliverance when going through incredible suffering and injustice and he gave me silence
>>the only person that's truly wants you to break from your mold
christianity is a mainstream religion forced upon the populace through genocide and oppression.
>>the only person that will hug you when it all ends
I doubt it he's just an invisible asshole who wants devotion for nothing
>>the only person how won't let you perish
He let me suffer and die on this earth and couldn't even save himself. He's no savior.
OP is just a brainwashed idiot
You're a deceiver, that's what you are.
Your own scripture is full of inconsistencies you're too dumb to realize lmao
>The only person responsible for all of my suffering (according to your lore)
i don't know he looks pretty fucking mean in that image you posted, fuck him
Faith AND works, you absolute brainlet. It's not that complicated.
This is why God had to command us to love our neighbor, because most people are insufferable.
Dude, God doesn't care about that shit. He gave Jesus to us to torture us. John is a lying faggot. Fuck him.
By the way, to explain a bit, the "prophets" believed in Jesus so much that they condemned themselves to explain his horrible death, and came up with this nonsense. All the New Testament is these phonies twisting and turning to explain things to fit their own worldview, not Yaweh's. They are idiots of the highest magnitude. So once again, fuck them and fuck you for believing in this stuff.
The only person that has been with me the entire time is myself. I am the only person I need to believe in, and I suggest that Jesus dude do the same and believe in himself instead of wanting so desperately for others to believe in him.
He also preached that it was okay to kill your children if they disobeyed you. Look it up in the bible. It's in there
>denying what scripture says
eternal damnation for this heretic
I'm a living saint. Only 92 on the planet last time I checked. The other 160,000 ascended beings are up in heaven.
some may think this is a joke or NPC plot, but it is not
Who do you descend from? How are you saved? What do you do on Earth? Is it fun being you?
I ascend from a line of Anglo-Saxons. Saved through penance, study, and practice. I neet it out and observe, counterbalancing 737million NPCs last time I checked through pure consciousness. Anything can be fun, I've had plenty of fun, life itself is pure F-U-N.
lol okay. Glory to the Sindorei. Er, NEETs I meant.
I was waiting for you to say someone else's name and say pic unrelated
Disappointed 1/10