I will never get a mommy gf

Go out and get yourself one of them Smokey skanks. One of those trailer dogs women.

If you want them to be your mommy they will never love you. They want a father.

I'm fine with a gf 5 years or below older than me, but not anything more. I want someone mature to complement me.

What is wrong with you son? Are you aware you sound like a fucking female right now?

You could always be a sissy bf and find a daddy to hold you and jerk your boiclit

I just want an equal. I don't want to babysit a hormonal teenage girl.

You've been lied to my boy. There is no equality in relationships, only power.

>tfw no younger bf to be cute and energetic and teach things to
I greatly prefer younger men honestly, i'm glad there's so many of you around. now be a good boy and eat something healthier than tendies so you can grow up big and strong~~

I'm strong but not big, hopefully I can still grow a cm or 2 :)

I'm not interested in power though, I know perfectly well I can dominate but I also know it'd bore me greatly.

Two grown ass men pretending. God save us.

You genuinely think you can find a mentally healthy female that would enjoy both spiritually and sexually being your surrogate mother?

I never said I want a surrogate mother, I said I want someone equal.

I hire a massive titted milf escort every few months. She cuddles me and let's me play with her tits while she edges me. Then I blow absolutely massive loads on her double H tits.

This is the closest thing to real human intimacy that I shall ever get.

Apologies -- I just assumed since you were posting in this thread.

Unfortunately girls don't want equal, and they aren't built for equal. If you aren't superior to your girl in most facets she will not love you and your experience in the relationship will suffer.

No worries, I understand the confusion. I agree, but most people don't want equals from my observations. The odds are against me but I'll just keep looking!

I have given up on the idea in fact i find women alien...i don't even see humans anymore i see blurry figures outside i can't even make out there faces anymore nor do i care if i dropped dead now. I feel nothing but pain and misery...

>tfw recently turned 26 and propably way past the event horizon for /ss/
even my babyface and lack of height can't save me anymore

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>tfw in love with my cousin who's old enough to be my mommy

You hit a different event horizon much younger than that. Soon enough I'll have been out of time.

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Kinda cute in a way.

>eat something healthier than tendies
Dumb bitch I'm making Coq au Vin tonight, what kind of animal do you take me for.

My real mum hasn't ever really shown any emotion towards me. Ever since I got diagnosed with bipolar it's really come out how cold she is towards me. It's worse that I have younger brothers who she likes more as well. Because of this I crave that affection and reassurance that a mum gf would provide. It's a shame that it's the most unappealing thing to women.

I really just need cuddles and for someone to tell me it's alright.

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Actual mom here lurking if anyone needs any maternal advice. Helping people always makes me feel better so feel free to ask me whatever

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have you ever seen your son's erect penis

Nope, she's adopted.

how old are you? would you consider dating someone 20 years younger?

28 and no because I'm married and gay

I've had a good relationship with my mom, aunts and grandmothers so idek why I've developed an erotic appreciation for a "mommy gf."

Same here. I think it might have something to do with how early I started thinking about that sort of stuff. Plus, the older women always had more full bodies and larger breasts, I've never been interested in teenage stick bodies.

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>28
>gay
>adopted child
I can already picture what you look like. You are FAR from a mother. No thanks

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White, brunette, average weight, and big tits?

Yea ok and Im white, above 6ft with a 10 inch cock. You know the rules. Tits or gtfo

Aren't you that lesbian married to a trans person with an adopted trans daughter

The one and the same. But my wife isn't trans she's intersex.

would you be your daughter's mommy gf?
also post a pic

Very cool user!

..What if shes younger than you?

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I wouldn't, and I don't want to be some photo whore. I'm here to help anons and be a kind voice, not get people off.

I dont think words will help anyone here.

I'm convinced that a lot of men who have mommy fetishes actually just want a woman who's nuruturing and supportive towards them but have been so disillusioned by modern women that they literally can't fathom sincere female affection outside of a mother-son style realtionship.

>Women want their husbands to be their daddies
>Get it, no questions asked, no judgement
>Men want their wives to be their mommies
>Literally a 0.000001% of that ever happening and if you so much as imply it you're a social leper
Tell me again how women have it harder than men?

I'm still Going to try. Nobody deserves to wallow in sadness

Pretty good theory is say.

>gf a naturally caring person
>Loves breast play
>treat her like a mommy in my mind but never tell her

Sucker

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tfw cuntboys are the best fetish
>have a cunt
>have enough testosterone to get dominant
>basically the best of both world

I'm really lonely and I've been trying the dating site thing (using about 5 of them) but nothing is coming out of it. I don't think I've even gotten a response past a first message. I know I'm not the best looking guy but I'm about average. Is it worth continuing or should I be content with being solo ATM.

I would say keep it up, you're not losing anything by using them. Just keep putting along, try to keep the conversation going. If they give you one word replies they're really not worth your time anyway. I know you'll find someone hun, it just takes time

I'm 20 fucked and dated a 45 year old with huge tits big ass a little chubby. It was really gross honestly I ended up ghosting her because of how weird and gross it felt . Fantasy is one thing but one when you get out there witha 6/10 milf and do it... It's pretty strange. Maybe if she was hotter it would of been better

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That is the most generous 6/10 I've ever seen user. 4/10 is pushing it.

Pic is her btw

I'll try. I guess it doesn't help having a mental illness and having pills that flatten me out. You just get sick of not feeling wanted after a while.

I'm so sorry sweetheart, loneliness seems to just compound on mental illnesses but I know you'll make it through it. Don't be afraid to talk to someone about it, I still see a therapist

Thanks mum. I used to see a therapist but found she wasn't helping me too much. I can't really afford one at the moment because I'm struggling to get to work but hopefully things improve.

Wish my actual mum was this supportive haha

Just keep moving forward and try your best. I wish you good luck sweetheart!

Holy fuck, I think you got it user.

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Would you anons smash ?

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What does she look like without a snapchat filter?