Am androgynous femnon

>Am androgynous femnon
>Is often mistaken for a guy
>Wants to look more feminine
>Has never wore makeup
>Buys some and wears it
>Thinks I look okay in mirror
>Takes a picture
>Look like a nonpassing tranny faggot
>"M-maybe it's just me"
>Shares picture with others anonymously
>Gets asked how tight my boypussi is

What the fuck do I do then? I don't even care that I look androgynous, I just wanted to not look like a woman sized 4/10 guy. I'm tired of being told I'm a larping faggot whenever my face is attatched to a gender somewhere online. Pic isn't me btw but it's basically what happened

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BE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU CUNT

You started wearing makeup late. Expect it to look poor. Girls start learning make and usually with help from their mother as early as 9-11. You're way behind the curve.

It's like us on else who stayed shut in or hung out with only autistic male friends until 18. We have no understanding of proper socializing when many kids were out talking to girls and all students their age at school hosted events around 10-12.

Which means your fashion sense will be very behind as well, you may not have the curves you want to pull off a stunning outfit but you also don't have the knowledge to work around that. Basically if you watch a lot of YouTube makeup and fashion videos, follow a lot of IG girls eventually you'll understand and pick it up.

SURE, THEN YOU CAN ALSO HAVE FUN BEING CALLED A FAGGOT

You're a tranny until proven otherwise

I figured that much. I just didn't think it would make me look less feminine. I already spent the money though so I'm not going to let it go to waste. I might as well have fun being a girl larping as a guy, poorly larping as a girl

The woman in the photo does not look androgynous, not even a little bit. I hope you look a lot uglier than that OP or else your problem isn't what you think it is.

Listen let me tell you where you fucked up.
Your hair is all messed up, like you don't know what the fuck you're doing with it.
Forced smile looks creepy. You're obviously unhappy with yourself, and it shows.
And, yes, makeup. You need to use it. Not because you're ugly, but because everybody else does.
You could unironically be quite attractive if you embraced your feminine side and started taking care of yourself.

>broad shoulders and neck
>wide mouth and jaw
>masculine eyebrows
You just need to wear makeup. This is what most women look like without makeup. Your makeup looks bad because you dont know how to put it on, and it is going to take you a couple years of wearing bad makeup before you catch up with the other girls. Losing some weight will probably help you look more feminine too.

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if you want usefull advice just post your face, you already said you posted it before

Its ok OP. I get shared around here, people make threads asking how they can get a trap gf. I dont take it as looking especially male, but that traps are pretty convincing these days.
its still shit though

this is bullshit. I dont know anyone whose mother taught them makeup,l, and it would be outdated as shit if I copied my mums techniques. which were pretty damn basic compared to todays makeup.

I dont wear makeup and never really have but its piss easy to follow a youtube tutorial.

lose some weight and watch some beauty guru make up tutorials

wait, just saw that pic related isnt you. If you want good advice you need to post a real pic. We cant help you solve a problem if we dont know what the problem is.

Are you russian? You look russian

Yeah, post a photo of your real face. Unless you are like, elephant man ugly. This isn't a gore thread.

Yeah pic there isn't me. This is what actually I look like. I removed the other stuff, and yes I know it's whore makeup, this was originally for shits and giggles until I realized it made me look more dopey

You're on the border really. I'd still say female, you just need a more feminine hairstyle and do your eyebrows if you wish

Try and hide as much of your face as you can with hair

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Have you tried bangs? The lips are too red, lighter shade of lipstick would be better in my opinion. You have good clear skin. You don't have man hands do you, please tell us you don't have man hands.

I'd fuck you, shit on your chest and then scream, "Why do Finland police fuck Estonia!" as I set your house on fire.

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I'm going to use your pic for a fake tinder account and prove that you could get laid in 24 hours if you wanted.

Don't change your eyebrows, you have nice thick eyebrows. In fact, they are your best feature.

ok, here are the problems
>wide neck and shoulders
>large chin
>bad makeup
>masculine eyebrows
>eyes too far apart
Learn to do better makeup, right nowbyou look like an old lady. I would focus on eye makeup because your eyes look like shit. Dont go crazy, you just want your eyes to look more feminine. Lose some weight, being slender will make you look more feminine. I would also dress different, you look like a librarian.

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don't be stupid. They are good, she's very lucky. but they definitely need shaped and tidied up. Nobody is saying get 90s sperm brows

Are you Russian? You look like NFKRZ

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Do something about your eyebrows, they are very manly. Grow bangs, you have that Nordic 5Head and bangs would make you look more feminine.

Otherwise, your gray eyes are gorgeous and you have DSLs. A little mascara wouldn't hurt, either.

Literally nobody is contesting the fact that guys on tinder have no standards when it comes to getting their dick wet. what are you trying to prove.

Damn you kinda look like my oenitis if he was lowtesto.

Unironically you look cute. Don't worry bot. You'll be okay

A better hairstyle will do wonders I think. Hey, post a photo of your body. Not asking for nudes, just to judge your figure.

You look like the guy from Fullmetal Jacket

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Not being a dick but prove you're not male. its not even the looks that are ringing alarm bells for me. its the sheer cluelessness in styling. It reminds me of traps

I'm currently trying to grow it back out, it's just in the shitty phase where it's long enough to be a mess but not long enough to do much with. It seems so angle dependant with pictures, but I know cameras can fuck up perception.

I use to do that actually, still didn't stop people from questioning my sex but at least it helped hide my jaw line some

Getting laid isn't the problem, if I wanted to get laid I'd post an ad somewhere and get fucked by white trash within the hour. I just want to stop being asked what's in my pants

The glasses make it worse I realized, all my clothes are shit their though, am poorfag.

I'm primarily British and German I believe, I don't know if I have any Russian decent.

Well, there is not even a hint of an Adams apple, so that's something.

I bet she's the kind of person who would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around.

A few years later that actor was a chad mercenary in Miami Vice.

>Do something about your eyebrows, they are very manly
It's not thickness that makes eyebrows "manly", theirs are fine. Really, just cover her lower face and upper face individually. Her upper face is fine, it's the lower that looks ugly (nose, chin, mouth).

lamo you look like michael cera

Maybe if this was /soc/, otherwise I would. Unless you want you want to throw out your info because I'm certainly not. I already know what will happen if I do

>I'm primarily British and German I believe, I don't know if I have any Russian decent.
Pure bread American I see.

invest in some good clothes, clothes make the (wo)man. The prettier you are, the easier life will be for you. Money wouldnt be a problem if you had started doing this in high school instead of as an adult.

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If you take the time you can find some nice clothes in thrift stores for little or nothing. It is quite time consuming because you can't count on finding what you want in any given visit.

One of R9Ks rules is no pics of yourself just to let you know

Yeah, I'll have to look into what looks good. I usually never go out so what is a fashion sense?

Oh I know, at this point I've just stopped giving a shit about being banned. It would only do me good to not be able to waste my time here.

Do you have female friends you trust to help you with all of this? I suspect that's what you are lacking, a support network.

I never got along with other women and my mom/sisters are cunts, yes. I should probably try to reach out for female peers again, women just make me uncomfortable usually

I'll be your real e-bf.

From your posts I assume you are a Brit, am I right?

Am a homebodied American

yes, you're right this isnt soc. and you posted your face anyway, and thats enough to be banned. I'm not asking for a nude. just sounds like excuse making

BE MY GIRLFRIEND OR GET OFF THE BOARD THOT

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What state do you live in, if I may ask?

Any chance you're in Michigan? Your eyes make me instadiamonds. Even if you smell like feta cheese, I'd be down to court you.

Hello. Please respond this is a real proposal!!
[email protected]
Message me!!

Ah, look at all the robots who want to hook up with you. It kind of warms my heart. Assuming they aren't all trap fetishists. And to be fair, half of them are looking at the top photo and thinking it's of OP. But hey, validation is validation, am I right.

Close, Ohio

Alright, I'll drive South to rub your feet. I'll be your slave/fuck toy.

Ohio, land of plenty.

I honestly had more faith more people would read the "pic isn't me" part, I'm a fool clearly, this is the internet

I read it and I still want to go for it!!

I'm surprised on one has asked for photos of your feet.

just go on fashion websites or follow popular accounts on instagram

Post your feet, androgAnon.

What you really need, OP, is a gay guy friend who will go shopping with you and help you pick out fabulous clothes and do your makeup. You could go to the spa together and get mud plastered on your face and he would drive you around in his vintage Nash Metropolitan.

If you're a femanon then can you please this board?

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Pleasing r9 gay is kinda impossible mate

She did post her pic, but deleted it after a few minutes. Dark hair, large forehead, green eyes that always seem to be looking up, long/prominent philtrum, mannish jaw, kind of big chin

I wish /lgbt/ was NSFW so only the straight guys would be here

She looked totally fuckable. Probably could stand to drop 10-15 pounds but not fat to the point where I wouldn't slam her with my cock.

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