Have you been a good boy today, user?

Have you been a good boy today, user?

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How do I get a girl to call me a good boy?
I can't just ask for it, it's just not the same, I need to either make her understand that I want it or trick her into saying it

if you consider a good boy as someone who wakes up, eats, goes to work, comes back 8 hours later, eats and sleeps, then yes

Become a dog.

That's it.

that doesn't sound very practical

>Have you been a good boy today
No I've been having gay buttsex, shooting up heroin and contracted AIDS. I just got a tattoo oas well

You have to be a good boy

Bullshit
I'm always good and always trying my best, it just doesn't work

good boys don't have attitudes like yours!

Well maybe I wouldn't have this attitude if I had been rewarded accordingly before, huh?

a good boy is a good boy regardless of any potential rewards
the fact that you expect a reward in return means you will NEVER be a good boy! you're a BAD boy!

What the hell, how can you expect people to act how you want them to act if you don't give any kind of incentive
That's DUMB

I am not stupid enough to be good, or young enough to be a boy.

good boy originally potato

wtf I love fembots noww

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I have nobody to be good for.

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nah I been playing vidya all day and jacking off instead of studying.
ima eat take a a nap and hit the books till midnight

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this made me tear up since I know that only a dozen of girls like these exist on the entire planet and ill never find any

nah, it's more like thousands, but many of them don't speak the same language you do

Id like nothing more than to be called a good boy and touched by a girl i trust

I really want a woman to call me a good boy

I'm a good boy, but I act like a bad boy because when you're a good boy women look down on you

That was probably a man, user.

I don't care
a man pretending to be a girl is better than nothing

false hope > no hope

1. You could ask for it with a delay? Maybe the gap between your asking for it and her giving it could help give the illusion that it was unprompted.
2. You could tell her you are submissive and/or have some kind of petplay fetish. She will probably stumble on the term organically, and when you show that you enjoy it, that will hint to her to use it more.
3. Be a good boy

you're a good boy user, a VERY good boy

yeah I thought about the delay but that still means having to ask for it
same for the petplay, I'll have to tell her I'm a degenerate

now now, if you go at it too hard then it breaks the illusion

I chugged a 40oz Steel Reserve during lunch break at work, so I've been a bad boy ;_;

pretty based to be honest. fuck work

Why do I want this? It's shit. I'm not even into the dog thing, I guess I'm just obsessed with someone being loving and caring. Worst fucking preference. There are only a handful of people who want this both ways, probably none that would want to be with me, and it seems to be poison for long lasting relationships.

I'm not into petplay either my dude, it's just having someone that proud of you, that's happy with the work you've done today/you doing your best

not sure if you can even call it a fetish

Fuck, that's spot on. Now that you put it that way, I can see why I am like this. That's a perfect answer, even though it was a rhetorical question. Thanks man. I guess understanding shit like this seems dumb, but this feels amazing to really get.

I used to think I was a good boy, but now I'm not so sure. I just simply am.

Question to anyone who read the second panel in OP's pic:
Do you read it like
>Yes (pause) YOU are! (with emphasis on YOU)
or like
>Yes you are! (no pause, more like how you would talk to a dog following after calling him a good boy)
?

The first. That's how people talk to their dogs around here, so the second is just really weird to me in context. The second one reads more like a repeated insistence, an answer to "No, I'm not.".

>more like a repeated insistence
Yeah, kind of. Sometimes if an owner and their dog are both very excited, the owner might say something like, "You're such a good boy! Yes you are, yes you are!" to praise their dog.

I just realised that if someone would talk to me like that it would make me really happy, but i think it's kind of fucked up

Romans 3:10

Oreganoliosis

Oh right, I guess I confused myself by only considering it in the context of the first panel. I would read "Yes, you are!" separately like a mix of both. Like an insistence, but more annoyed. Emphasis on "are".

tfw if i was a girl i couldve been a mommy gf
tfw have to settle for being mommy bf

Probably shouldn't take stuff like that out of context. Now, I don't actually know the context, but such a broad absolute is most likely contradicted in your bible.

Yes been a good boy,one more day I did not kill myself.

That's not a good boy, that's a good goy.