Will you be spending New Year's alone again, anons?

>Will you be spending New Year's alone again, anons?
Doubtless. I am not one for party or friends, and the closest I get to a girl is having eyecontact in a cash-out lane.

>Cash out
>Not just shoplifting instead
Why even bother paying if you're already a societal reject

ive been only twice on these parties and both sucked
im not getting any invitation this year anyway.
whatever. i have to finish my masters anyway

Take a pointless risk for some shitty groceries? To each his own I guess.
Imo, that is what NEETbux are for.

since around 1995? I remember I spent that one inside the car sleeping and/or feeling scared

my favorite new years memory was spending it talking to online friends from other timezones and playing neopets around 2002~2003

Could steal some stuff, buy other stuff. Save some money at least

Probably playing Sudden Strike 2,like last year.

im actually going to the birthday party of my friends gf and im scared shitless since
1. lots of people i dont know
2. they are all ultra npcs

>until 19 years old
Home with the family instead of going to parties because I have no friends.
>from 19 to now (31)
Alone. My parents try to call me at 00:05 to congratulate me. I never pick up and call them later on during the day and tell them I was out with co-students or co-workers. They pretend to believe me.

Time to choose a nice corner of a room and whip out your cellphone while playing Granblue Fantasy and checking 3 different boards all night!

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damn you're old senpai

you should cherish your social life.

Nah.
Only normies get invited to normie parties.
He'll be having casual sex with a 9/10 and then ranting here the day after about how he's just like us guys.

i try to be funny and keep conversations going but with most people when I talk to them my mind is just completely blank and I cannot think of a single thing to say
well best case scenario someones nice enough to share his weed with me and i just chill

Most likely not, i will be working

haha if only i werent a fag and wouldn't have the social skills of a dead fish

Nice.
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I didn't say you'd be fucking a woman, fag.
> Social skills of a dead fish
> Has no problems being chatty and funny
> Has no problems smoking drugs (complete normie btw) and chatting
Jesus you're a bad liar.

I've never been invited to a NYE party

I thought it's something you spend with your family

Yeah, I'll be in my parents' house like almost every year, but practically I'll spend the time alone. NYEs just haven't been the same since my parents started volunteering on those and the following days a couple of years ago. Oh well, at least I still (hopefully) can stick to my plan to get drunk and shitpost here.

>Drugs
>Normie

Casually sure, addiction, no

you should get your own weed. could be a good way to get some conversation and get well liked.

Op
Same. I've been alone soon to be three years

i think when i met him 2 years ago it was mostly pity that drove him to actually hang out with me, since i had to redo a class because of muh depression and computer addiction so i was placed in a mental hospital
basically was known as the weird guy that plays pc all night, has no friends and sleeps in class

>they probably all have lives and jobs, and are moving their life story forward.
>you're in the same place you were five years ago and the same place you'll be in five years.

Who's the NPC again?

Druggies are the ultimate normie tier.
Yeah save your sob story for reddit you fucking homo.

> Has no problems being chatty and funny
> Has no problems smoking drugs (complete normie btw) and chatting
lol you must be on some drugs yourself, i specifically said that I TRY to be funny and chatty but fail with most people
and i drink and smoke weed because sometimes i actually stop being a depressed sack of shit for one goddam evening before going back to having constant suicidal thoughts

It's pretty normie of you to make concrete definitions of what is/isn't normie.

It's almost like you want to be able to exclude people based on nothing

im getting the feeling that you are just a mad wannabe chad that comes here to feel better about himself

Maybe. Might get invited somewhere. Would be nice. If I don't, I'll spend it here with you fine folk.

Yes.
Well not entirely alone.
I'll be keeping my cat company since he gets stressed out by loud noises.

haha hitting too hard just because i used some shitty meme
i think about this often, i don't think i can even function in society,
i just don't want to destroy my parents life, else i would have od'ed already

are you slav? originallo i fucking hate this

You aren't one of us. Stop pretending to be.
Same fagging this hard.

im going into the city and getting a hotel room with my girlfriend

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Maybe next time champ

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yeah im glad im not one of you guys anymore
i actually got people in my life that i care about now
i have things to look forward to again after unending void in my life for 3 years
and weed is becoming legal soon so thats great

Thou'st know it!

fuck off normie
you are triggering me

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dont mind the peasants, youll stream it right ?

>It's been maybe 5-6 years now for me.
you literally me.
ill cya then op

then fuck off you fucking normalfag
you dont fit here
and dont try fighting. you will get bored anyway, bye, faggot!

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> wot is a paint dropper tool and paint brush
The liar finally admits it.

yeah just a had a pretty bad panic attack and depression hit me hard again tonight so i thought i come check out the board i used to lurk for 10+ hours every day
sad to see that robots these days are nothing more than roleplaying cyborgs wanting to feel special

No I will be fucking my sissy most likely you can find someone on Grindr too if you dont want to be alone and get laid

I planned on going to korea but the hospital bill took that hope away

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>Implying I'm smart enough to do that

Been spending every new years eve for the past 14 years by myself. So I guess this'll be no different. Playing vidya and drinking.
I see no need for anything else.

perfectly described yourself homo boy

>used to go out when i was young
>go to party and get wasted
>now stay home every year and avoid everyone i can.
who else

im not so sure she would like that, she didn't even really want to go to a party or anything, just see the fireworks and back to the hotel room
shes pretty introverted
im sorry to hear that user, life can kind of hit you like that
i hope you get to go to korea one day, traveling is really fun

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The noises fucking scare me reeeeeee

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No I'm an italian fascista-boo

based fascista
im scary slav couch fascista myself
FUCK TRANNIES!
FUCK DEGENERATES!
have you trained today my friend? i did

I didn't.
I prayed to God to be thin and he made me celiac at 30 years old. But I brought a Mussolini bust for Christmas as a gift from myself, it will look good on below the kingdom of italy's flag

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Nope, I'll probably go for a walk with my wife then watch the fireworks.

>spending New Year's alone
No matter how many other holidays I spend alone, I find New Years is easy

Hopefully yes. Really couldn't care less about NYE.