I want an INTP bf so bad, just so we could masturbate together thinking about how we are the only smart people living among all these NPCs
I want an INTP bf so bad...
How qt how are you senpai?
I don't want no bear fag
Why not an INFP?
>smug anime girl
>Horoscopes but for fags
>Calling others NPC
>unaware of the 2D>3D transcendence
>can not understand the greatness of mbti
What are you, a fucking NPC/Sensor?
I would rate myself on a scale of fembot/10
>fembot
I thought you were a boi.
shieeet
Too emotional, hard to understand for me
I wish you the greatest of luck on your journey, fellow intp.
>stacies believe in actual astrology
>fembots believe in nerd astrology
lel
>unaware of the 2D>3D transcendence
Implying i am
>can not understand the greatness of mbti
Not until you understand the greatness of virgo
What are you, a fucking NPC/Sensor?
>Discarding me just like that.
You won't get rid of me that easily after sharing such a spicy fetish.
What the fuck. Literally at the same time
Didn't notice, damn.
Could this be a sign?
i'm INTP but i don't like stroking my ego even though i have a very high IQ hmmmm, let's just talk about space instead. you know about space right??
A few years ago someone in my highschool class introduced everyone to this test and literally 80% of the class fell into either the INTJ or INTP category.
Absolute stupidity to give this shit any credit
I'm INTP and I assure you we don't believe in horoscopes or associate with niggers who do.
Pretty sure this thread was to bait me out. What do you want OP?
Mbti is not like the horoscope though. It has some basis in psychology unlike astrology which does not have any basis in science.
>muh anecdotal evidence
Fucking sensors
INTP/ISTP/INFP alliance when?.
Hm yeah, I think I do at least.
What do you think about colonizing the Moon/Mars? I dont think mankind will manage to build a functioning society on another planet by the time global warming will destroy most major cities.
>be intp
>get entp bf
>the combined autism and sociopathy starts inadvertently causing chaos and destruction worldwide
Exactly, just like in the movie Natural Born Killers
>INXX
Ha, nerds.
t. estp
How many minds have you poisoned with your honeyed words? How many souls do you still hold captive with your gossamer lies?
ENTP MASTER RACE ROLLING THROUGH, I'LL SEE YOU NERDS LATER
>be intp
>get entp bf
>the combined autism and sociopathy starts inadvertently causing chaos and destruction worldwide
lolol based
This got me to laugh audibly
Absolutely based. I hope no one ITT falls for these shenanigans.
Not enough. Will you please volunteer to be my captive submissive sex slave? I promise that after jerking you off we will have philosophical discussions about the meaning of life itself
Hishiro is an INTJ though.
You can't be intp and a fag, that goes against reason.
But I'm INTP and bi, though. Not OP, though. OP is a larper or a roastie trying to manipulate robots.
What do you normally masturbate to?
World destruction. Or gentle femdom
I am an INTP. Tbh I do not know why anyone would want us. We are awkward as shit, have our heads in the clouds, and are lazy as fuck
Yep let's do it. We can keep telling each other that we're the only people that matter in this shitty world as we look into each other's smug eyes and climax.
So you're a girI?
Are any of you INTPs here actually in touch with your emotions, understanding and emotionally supportive of others?
>in touch with your emotions
What does that even mean anyway? You feel things?
I'm good at listening and giving advice but I'm terrible at cheering people up
I'm an ENTP and you are now my GF
Dont even try to argue
pack your things and get your ass here
Not really I make it seem that I got my shit together but really I question everything I do
I guess it means you acknowledge feelings as an important part of life and all interactions.
You respect your own feelings and allow yourself to feel them fully, without judgement.
y-yes...right away
I guess I am then? I recognize feelings as being part of my decision making and I'm usually pretty good about analyzing them in order to know why I feel a certain way.
I am ISTP, so basically I will avoid you, but if you get annoying, I have the confidence to call you a cunt to your face
Nah. I only let my feeling decide things that have little impact.
Wtf where did OP mention horoscopes? Why do you fags keep talking about it?
ISTP here, oh shit wadd up? I thought you hate us for being Chads???
I'm not good at it but I noticed after I started paying more attention to those things and trying to incorporate it into my personality I became a better person and people wanted to be around me more. I highly recommend all INTP's to do the same, you will feel better.
Its been 10 minutes, where the fuck are you femanon? This dick isnt going to suck itself
>pretending not to get the satire
>actually not getting the satire
I can't tell which is more retarded
Fuck I tick all of those boxes except Cloud rap (whatever that is)
mmm almost got my bags packed, don't worry I'll be sucking your dick in a few minutes, baby
I'm addicted to analysing everything, but feelings are often best just experienced.
Unless there's something in your life that is constantly creating unpleasant feelings, just don't think about it.
I was not saying anything about that.
However, I call bullshit on that one.
Humans are ran by emotions, all of us.
Just because your thinking process is logical and problem solving-oriented, doesn't mean you don't live to feel good.
Everything we do is to feel good, in whichever way (from hedonistic pleasures to deep happiness and fulfillment).
Very good, please bring some coconut water and a bible
I'm ISTP take me if you want an autist who is actually confident
I make decisions that make me feel bad all of the time as long as it's a good decision. I let my emotions play a role when there are choices that don't matter or more than one choice is good.
Nah ISTPs are just like us INTPs but more physical as opposed to theoretical
When you wake up in the morning, it's logical to be very productive that day.
It's logical to only eat healthy meals.
It's logical to leave Jow Forums and do something better with your life.
How's that going for you?
Hey im intp
We're avoidant, but confident.
INTPs tend to be afraid of social interactions
>I'm ISTP take me if you want an autist who is actually confident
kik?
Blacki88888
I'm not an american though
Why do scenes from my life keep getting made into meme comics?
LARP (I think) orig
Because our lives are literally meme comics user
Damn. Thats deep dude