I've had enough of this shit, tomorrow I'm heading into the zone, wish me luck

I've had enough of this shit, tomorrow I'm heading into the zone, wish me luck.

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What's the zone? Is that the US-CAN border?

>the Zone
There's easier and less terrifying ways to kill yourself, user.

Karosta?

Like what people assume Area 51 is like, but infinitely larger and infinitely more Russian

so Siberia?

Be safe on your adventure, traveller

be honest would you turn back when you found it?
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Something like that. I've only heard stories, but people say there's...anomalies. The laws of physics, bending like a pretzel. It sounds fucking horrifying, I wouldn't touch it with a 20 foot pole, but some say the Russkies will pay you to collect shit from it.

RIP
On the off chance you run into an anomaly that teleports you to the aliens' homeworld, please come back for us robots

Are you taking the pink pill and transitioning?

no u fucking faggit

dont forget to bring someone with you so you can disable the meatgrinder
when you find IT, wish us all happiness

How do I know when I get there?

didnt you get the map from that fucker that will lead you the golden orb? wasnt you going with his son anyway?

BRO NO WAY. dude im one of you. you know what im talking about. where will i find you

>where will i find you

at the glory hole

Wait, the czeh glory hole? OWO

thoughts?
orignaleongo

i've dealt with them before

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ALL SLEEPER STALKERS REPORT IN NOW. R9K SETTLEMENT IN THE ZONE N O W.

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how will you feed yourself opie