My oneitis followed me back on normiegram. What should I do next fellas...

At least you try

I say that to her wth

I have no idea how well you know her.
Chad move, but can fail really hard would be:

>I like you. What's your number?

If she doesn't respond well to that just ask:
>Number?

How many ppl does she follow?

Another possible question:
What have you been up to lately?
What led you here?
:
>Number?

I dont know her well she doesn't know me user. She doesn't know I exist. She's followed by like almost 6k and she follows like 200 so I should just play it casual and ask her how is she

Okay follow your gut. That is just what I'd say.

Still ask her what led her to the follow

I got left on read she Probly wants fucking Chad with big muscles so I wrote I was lifting and she fucking left me on read like a cunt

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i cant believe you listened to him.

You're trying waaay too hard.

original original original

Bruh it was perfect, look at her lengthy responses after that

Women want to be constantly involved so ot is best to ask them open ended questions and give follow ups

Well what the Fuck I thought we were in This together for titts Wtf Wtf wtf

Don't ask why, she answered in her initial text you idiot. It's no biggie like your dick. Go for it, get to the point, seriously, in the next message. It's all or nothing, you won't manipulate her with dull small talk into getting your dick wet.

Just tell her you're interested and ask her out to a coffee or some shit. Easy as pie, you robots always make shit way too complicated.

I've crushed on her for like a year when I saw a post about her on /b/ and this is my first time talking to hee she finally followed me please don't let me blow this what do I say

Dude, it's super easy to dox her.

Wanna meet up for green tea tomorrow?

Why would I doxher I want to see her boobs idiot

Dude her response showed that she probably interested in you, but then you said you were lifting weights, and she probably thought that you were just another "Chad" that thinks that being muscular means she'll fuck you. you fucked up

So what did you write her? Give updates already

I wanna be upfront with you, you've caught my attention and now I'm actually really interested and I'd love to know more about you. Wanna hang out? Do you like alcohol? My buddies in the woods cook the best liqueur.

>why would I dox her
You idiot, anyone reading this thread can dox her

Im gonna send her this thread because youre just that stupid

There still might be hope I'm not giving up I'll get her to show her boobs or I'll get them somehow but I really want to touch them so help

You already left her name uncovered on one of the pics, dumbass.
Also, looking at her profile she looks like a big no-go, fella.

No you won't lol
You're not an ass and look out for your fellow robots

I will try this sounds good

Fuck you Asshole don't ruin this for us

>n I saw a post about her on /b/ and this is my first time talking to hee

Wait, you don't know her in person and you're just some random follower? That's kinda weird user.

How can you be this fucking retarded and still possibly be getting action, someone save this girl.

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>Wanna meet up for a drink tomorrow evening? I really like you

You can reverse image search find this. It literally links to her profile kek, someone do it I can't right now. It's under some dumb goth hashtag

You get the idea, I knew it ;)

What do I say now originallyyyy

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>shes actually fucking responding
i get the feeling you're more conventionally attractive than you let on, user
pics right fucking now

Jesus fucking christ almighty what has this board become

come on man don't fuck this up...

Of her or me user that's kinda faggy

Holy fuck, the fucking ending was a joke but okay whatever works. She's a TypeONegative fan? I'm on her page right now... She's into you, she's considering it. Make a date now.

Tell me your schedule and I'll make time for you, I know a dank place.

>what do I say now
Youre really starting to piss me off
This girl is eating out of your hand and you ask US for help?
Get fucked normie

You're just feeding into her need for attention. She doesn't give a fuck about you or dating you.

When I first saw you I immediatly noticed your wonderful long hair, your badass tattoo and your beautiful fuck me eyes

of you originally
youre probably a self-doubting chad. if so then you need to realize and actualize your potential (and then get the fuck off my board)

Id like to eat off her tits so excuse me for being nervous Faggot

Post this and give an update:

Thisssss dude do it now

You fucking failed me she didn't respond now there's no tits for any of us tbats great she will Probly be famous in 5 years and we can traee them for bitcoin you fucking idiot

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FUCKS SAKE (original)

let's be honest you fucking failed yourself op

You idiot!!! Why didn't you listen to me? My shit worked already, I am on her fucking page, I kinda understand her now, you should've moved in for the kill...

there's still some hope desu she might be as stupid as you and actually respond to that

You're a waste of oxygen.

faggot r9k how is this not original

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Lmao you actually posted it. Dude just answer honestly next time, I have no idea why you crushed on her. Anyways, wait. She might respond eventually

>fuck me eyes
What the fuck, your IQ is really low dude

This is gonna end bad, shouldn't have listened to him. I hope you're attractive lol

>She might respond eventually
I have some inside knowledge, I doubt she will.

This is your shitty memepage isnt it?
Also youre a massive faggot and stop calling yourself a robot and fuck off out of here or i will send this thread to her if someone hasnt already which they probably have and thats why she isnt responding. You deserve it retard.

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Who's the dirty bastards that ruined this are you fucking kidding me user this is grade a chance for easy to try show and you go and Fuck this up

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Someone beat me to it lol

shut the fuck up. you're a retard and deserve this. she was going to use you as a "friend" which means she was just going to use you for attention.
nice meme page too, bitch.

you ruined this yourself by being an absolute useless fucking retard, how could you not censor the name and also post a picture straight from her ig, fucking faggot.

lmaooooooooooooooooo why didn't you block out her name, why did you actually send that fuck me eyes thing you're fucking retarded

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Christ how stupid are you
You deserve it

You did to this to yourself Anthony

I was going to use her to see her tits but now I will just ask your mom

BAHHAHHAHHAHAA FUCKING LOL

OP BTFO FUCKING LMAO

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user, want to know a secret?

I did it to you, and I'm a girl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! ! !! ! ! shoulda watched porn first or something user

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>Anthony
Id expect nothing less from someone with a stupid fucking name like that

Dude you posted the fuck me eyes thing not be, plus you seem like a superficial dude. Anyways ask her if she wants to visit for a drink once she calmed down

It's your own fault you dumb cunt why would you even go to this shithole for help

original screencap when

You fucked up.
Oregano origini

Titts or gtfo LARPING faggt

See, I didn't know that an user would be such a retard and post about this thread, just posted the comment. Lame

the day OP slammed his dick in a door

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Go Fuck your mother my name isn't anthony

rip user she's not interested

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Sorry, I'm about as fucking retarded as this dude and I can't figure out how everyone found his real name and account from this picture. Someone please explain to me like the toddler I am

user it looks like her mentality is "hey you follow me and I will follow you back"

You responding like that just proves your name is anthony

Write her the godamn truth for once:
>Sorry I liked you since 1 year ago and wanted to make sure that we can meet up eventually by texting smoothly, which I suck in

I fucking live for this shit dude.
Also, send feet pics or otherwise fake and gay.

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They went through her followers and picked the most r9k one.

I've followed her over a year now and she just started following me and my name isn't fucking anthony

well seeing as how she's seen this thread she might already know that

If I had cute feet, I wouldn't be on r9k.
I can post screens of the chat with the girl.

You little nigger OP, you listened to me once... it worked . I found her page, I know her favorite band, I told her
But no you nigger went with a retard response. Kys

LMAOING @ UR LYFE

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Hey bbe are you hungry for some 100% aryan ISTP cock? I'll be gentle ;)

I just scrolled through her following list which is in order from most recent to oldest till i found someone who would logically match op an seems like a lot of ppl agree with me

What are you, 12? Fucking moron.

That's.... kind of a stretch. Anthony is a pretty shitty name, though.

I did the same mistake but with an online friend. Still regret it. If she's in the same college than you, you can be sure she'll tell all her friends.
These bitches have no concern about you.