> *sits down at your table*
> whatayou having kid? next drink's on me
w-what Do1!??!
*sits down at your table*
Landon Gomez
Nicholas James
offer to take those lips back to your place
Kevin Gomez
>avoid eye contact and stare at the wall
>answer in short mumblings
>wait for her to lose interest
>go home and fantasize about what could have been
Colton Scott
Iet me fuck your ass bro
Daniel Gonzalez
pussy cream, to go
Bentley Collins
>Screwdriver, please.
And then I have a conversation with her because I'm actually good at talking to women.
Thomas Robinson
>because I'm actually good at talking to women.
KEK
Adam Ortiz
>whatayou having kid?
sorry I don't speak to italians
Dylan Baker
I don't know what kind of guy you take me for, but I chose a seat in the back corner facing the wall for a reason.
Anthony Ramirez
Better than you, autist.
Austin Harris
CTFO (called the fuck out)
LARPers on suicide watch
Alexander Davis
The best.
>Origami.
>Salami.
Kayden Green
Believe whatever you like. I'm just an asshole on the internet.
Robert Moore
Look around for a cameraman or laughing group of friends. Ask her "What?" out of shock and confusion. And since when am I "kid"? I look way older than her. She's young as fuck. I don't trust her at all, and try to get her to say what the fuck she wants from me, because she sure as fuck don't want me. Depending on how she acts, I guess I either leave or try and fail to have a pleasant conversation with her.
Blake Barnes
anons, just imagine how it would feel smoothly touching her face with your fingertips
Evan Wood
Let me see some ID, you look too young to drink.
Juan Campbell
apple juice pls
Camden Hall
Cuba libre in a tall glass
Chase Clark
>I don't drink
>and I think you have me confused with some.
>continue eating my meal
Jacob Taylor
>"Might I tell you first, lady, that well-mannered women should not drink alcoholic beverages."
Does she have a name?
Jaxon Lewis
> plant this image in my head
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Carter Nguyen
one orange juice ma'am... hold the ice
Jack Gutierrez
Order a rum and coke and chat with her. People who hand out free alcohol are always worth befriending
Jaxson Phillips
> buys you juice
> tastes good
thanks random lady!
Jace Reyes
caress your screen, user
it's the closer we'll ever get to experience that feeling
Joseph Perry
A long island iced tea for me. Then we talk or whatever, I guess.
Zachary Hall
Fuck you dont bring back those memories
Aiden Watson
Get my free vodka and dab on her like the kid she thinks i am.
Ian Robinson
Hey man, can I get you something to drink?
Aiden Taylor
I don't drink, so idk
Nathan Hall
>I don't drink
how the fuck are you alive
Ryan Evans
>how the fuck are you alive
Not drinking I would presume? Why do you need to drink to feel like you can live? Besides alcohol doesn't effect me the way it does normal people. There is no anxiety dampening effects, if I drink enough it just feels like I'm trying to run on a trampoline. So why would I spend an insane amount of money on shit water that leaves a bad taste in my mouth and doesn't do anything besides make me feel like I walk like a retard.
Leo Hernandez
you still have to drink water and stuff though?
Logan Young
The implication is alcohol drinks. Regardless I consumed liquids through osmosis, that's how I survive.
James Hernandez
Bleach and vodka on the rocks, we can do shots of it
Anthony Davis
consume this
*unleashes gallons of cum*