>ywn hold someone close in a loving embrace
ITT: Things you will NEVER experience
Cameron White
Camden Rodriguez
I'm overly sensitive so that kind of interaction would only make me angry
Dylan Mitchell
>meeting my qt gf's parents for the first time
>try to make a good impression and awkwardly share dinner at her house
I don't know why imagining this scenario fucks me up, maybe because I never experienced it and I would think it's quite an experience. I'm too old for that now. I never had a gf when I was a teenager or young adult (mid 20s). I can only try to picture how those dumb little situations must be.
Juan Green
it's only as awkward as you make it
nah it's really fucking awkward, all the time, especially if your gf's mom hits on you (it happens a lot)
Christian Perez
Looks staged and cringy as fuck. Is this what you losers fantasize about? Kill yourselves.
Ryan Morris
Does your gf's mother hit on you in front of your gf?
I have an azn gf, can confirm they are fun like that, white women never smile though.
Matthew Fisher
the mother complimenting you is not "hitting on you". if anything its teasing her daughter.
Brody Foster
if you're in your 20s or 30's your still a young adults you fucking faggot.
Matthew Kelly
>nursing my bf when he is sick
>force feeding him medicine
>making him soup
>giving him vitamins
Angel Mitchell
the only time i ever met my gf's parents was my current one, never got to that stage before. i met them on moving day and helped move the heaviest things i could to make a good impression. drank a beer with the dad afterwards and her mom made us all dinner. felt pretty nice
Robert Allen
>force feeding him medicine
Nooo! I do not like it!
Elijah Reed
Having an uncircumcised penis :(
Grayson Clark
Open up user this is for your own good!
Robert Sullivan
why cant I get a bf like that?
t. asian fembot
Elijah Scott
I will never experience a dick inside my ass. Fortunately.
Gavin Ramirez
Because you have small tits.
Benjamin Murphy
Meeting a future gf's parents is a hypothetical that scares the shit out of me too - I've not met one of my own, and I've had a rocky relationship with the other my whole life
Jeremiah Lee
true but theyre grabbale
Lucas Nguyen
because you wont settle for an asian bf
Nicholas Young
grab em by the boobie
Landon Bennett
>you will never inspire a man to over come his limitations and make something out of himself
>you will never watch him grow and reach every one of his goals all the while being there for him to alleviate his loneliness.
>he will never hold you in his arms and tell you how much it all has meant to him over the years.
>he will never ask you to marry him and be the mother of his children.
>you will never struggle with him to raise a family together
>you will never grow old with him.
>but what you will do is become single mom by 25 and watch another woman do all of that with him lmao
Anthony Reyes
You are Asian.
You are the most feminine of women.
Your diminutive stature, your perfect black hair, your soulless dark eyes; everything about you is alluring and sublime.
How in the hell are you able to start the game with such a monumental advantage and still end up a fembot?
John Hernandez
Your only hope is if you have a nice thick asian bush down there.
Christopher Miller
>tfw I thought this for 11 years
>tfw I ended up doing just that last year
Never give up, anons
Xavier Robinson
She could enlarge herself, Asian girls can get away with being chubby where white girls just look like shit.
Big tiddy azngf is the ultimate evolution of woman, even if she's fat.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
pls be mine
I need this. Both taking care of my girl and having her take care of me
Cooper Moore
>Oh look, daddy's home!
Oliver Brooks
>Does your gf's mother hit on you in front of your gf?
not usually
i've been in some weird situations man