/r9gay/ - #540

Goodnight, future bf. I hope we dream about each other tonight.

Thats what I want. I hate it when people start fighting and they derail the entire thread. Also, can we just agree to stop posting dick pics?

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if people self post, you can easily report their post, since it's supposedly not allowed on Jow Forums.

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Marriage and hand-holding should never come because you've pledged your life to the coziest bf, our lord Jesus Christ.

>sluttiness is avoidable only in the Lord's arms.

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>is that a cadaver?
I believe he's a vampire

/lgbt/ is pretty much tumblr and is filled with trannies

>540 threads
>people still think they can stop us

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You're all cuties and if you haven't already I hope you find someone else that makes you feel special
any reason you want to play alpha in particular?

cuddled with a cute boy today
i even held his hand during

Jow Forums has no set topic

Oh, I know this. Just the aftermath of the dick pic was a mess for the last thread.

the fuck? that's fucking gay. you're not supposed to ACTUALLY date boys user, what the fuck? you know this is an ironic thread, right?

does someone want to play Blazblue with me?
the easy one

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Stop reminding me he exists

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>any reason you want to play alpha in particular?
no, it's just comfy

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r9gay complies 100% with the board rules and it has been stated multiple times why we don't want to go to /lgbt/

woah, that looks really nice

>I hope you find someone else that makes you feel special
Thanks user, I hope so too.

I saw that, the thread before that has a couple of people hating on older robots as well, I don't like the fighting desu, generals on Jow Forums in general tend to be better and less memey than normal threads, since they're places for like minded people, so just sucks seeing negativity like that.

these guys are robots though, does r9k have to strictly be a straight board? Do you redirect gay gamers from /v/ to /lgbt/? r9k is filled with "tfw no gf" threads, they're quite classic here, atleast these guys had the sense to centralize the gay posting, or atleast attempt too.

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I'm sure not being someone's crush is worse. I should know.

I get very freaked out by horror stuff but I hate anyone knowing that I do so I try really hard not to show it. I don't think I'd be comfortable using a guy for comfort until we knew each other really well, but it does sound nice. I've wanted to play through Amnesia with a boyfriend for a while. I liked the story of that when I attempted to play it last year but I'm pretty sure the first hour took a few years off my life, and I haven't gotten farther than that. Having someone with me to finish it with would be pretty gud.
thanks for reading my blog
Yes please, these are supposed to be comfy threads. I just don't even bother posting when everyone's arguing.
>tfw you're such a hikki you don't even have a crush

Alright gays. I am going to scrape my bowl one last time before accepting I am out of wee. Pray that I get high just one last time.

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I don't really have any personal problem with weed smokers but they always smell like ass and it makes you act retarded, which isn't very attractive. Just curious why you even do it? I've only tried it once and it just made me sleepy.

thoughts and prayers x

>It's a "turn off the lights and crawl into bed even though you didn't even eat yet today" episode
humans aren't supposed to be handholdless into their late 20s

It's hard user, the older I get the more hopeless I become, it's harsh, especially for an introvert.

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>smoking resin like a broke bitch
>not reupping for the weekend.

my condolences, user

You probably did smoke with the right people then. I use weed to help with my compulsive thoughts. When I am high it is easier to filter out irrational thoughts that plague my mind most nights. Along with that, I can relax and enjoy activities more. I love reading while high. As for the smell, you get used to it and enjoy it more the longer you have been smoking.
I do have a problem with the stoners who use weed as a way to get fucked up. If you ever smoke again, try to do it with people who understand the plant and who don't have weed as their aesthetic.

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I think the worst part is that I could easily hook up with people if I tried since I got lucky with genetics and I'm reasonably non-psychotic, but the sads just make me want to be even sadder for some reason.

and to think only a month ago I had this much. Sadly I can't get more weed because I am home in between semesters

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That makes sense I guess. I do admit that the only time I smoked pretty much everyone there but me had at least one article of clothing with a leaf on it, and they were all massive assholes. I've never really liked drugs generally speaking, even alcohol alters the way I think too much and it makes me uncomfortable, so I probably won't do it again. But if I do I'll make sure it's with people who aren't retards.
Also rereading my reply I realize I came off kind of rude, so thanks for explaining and not getting upset. is that the relaxing power of weed?

ahh really?
whoops

>only a month ago

Shit I go through that in a day. My poor boy.

how do i even get weed if i'm not in a legal state

Hook ups are one thing, especially with tinder and grindr, not for me though, I think I want something more serious.

It's the lack of intimacy that hurts.

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dude weed imao.

don't have have another thread to shit up with your druggie bullshit?

dude

reddit spacing
lmao

Oops I didn't mean hook up in that way. Meant like become boyfriend.

It is the relaxing power of weed, also I am a chill user who is not aggressive towards any user. It chill that altered states of mind make you uncomfortable. I am like that too, but with LSD and what not. I need a trip sitter if I do LSD.
Oh dude same. When that pic was taken my buddies and got 3 blunts out of that. Hotboxed the shit out of my friend's car.
>how do i even get weed if i'm not in a legal state
order pizza and act the deliver dude if he has a contact. Try over and over again with other pizza shops until you succeed.

>don't have have another thread to shit up with your druggie bullshit?
yes, but I did not expect people to respond. It is also impolite to not reply. So sorry user.

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depressed skelly guys in their late 20s are pretty much exactly my type t b h. No matter how handsome you are please don't just go hook up with people, find a nice boy to love who you can be depressed and bitter at the world with, but slightly less so since you have each other.

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didn't refresh thread and see your post sorry.
you should still take my advice and find a boy to love

>tell friend to shave his legs
>he actually does it

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now it is your turn

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man i only ever smoke weed with other people and 100% of the time it's been in a car. i wanna try smoking by myself in my room for once

Thanks fren. I'm trying to find love, I think...
Can I ask why you're into guys that are full of problems? Just seems like more trouble than its worth

You should make a joke about how he hasn't lived until he's felt what it's like to wear thigh highs and a skirt over smooth legs. And panties.

he 100% wants to fuck you
good luck

I don't really know, I just am. Partially it's that people who are too upbeat make me tired and I feel like I'm dragging them down.

Really the mods deleted my post? They really are in kahoot with the r9gay threads

>>abloo abloo why can't I shitpost
>>stop liking things I don't like!
learn to use filters, newfag. You never have to see one of these threads again.

He says its fucking amazing and he never knew his skin was this soft
He's straight as well
Is it really that good?
that's too lewd user
What makes you say that?

>Is it really that good?
having smooth legs is a G R E A T feeling. I never thought I'd like it as much as I do. If you don't try it at least once you're missing out.

don't forget to use lotion and occasionally an exfoliating scrub for that extra softness.

i don't think the mods deleted your post, i think you deleted your post and are trying to play the victim

I did it on a whim a few years ago and I swear it made me go into heat. I was shoving things in my ass for hours everyday after that and flirting with boys online. Smooth legs are like a drug and should be regulated by the fda.

is this what they call "the big gay"

yes, and you just caught it from reading that post
RIP you user

>fantasize about cute traps frequently
>tfw dick is 4 inches
>even girls wouldn't be satisfied
>nevertheless traps who are often size queens
>even if I wanted to be a trap I couldn't because I'm tall and masculine
king of paaain

Hey I mean it didn't quite have the same effect on me but to each their own lmao. I mostly just find it comfy, not that lewd desu.
if we're talking lewd, I like to keep a landing strip and have everything else smooth because I think that style looks really good with a dicc and I get turned on every time I remember it's there

Do you guys like emo music?

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aaaaaaaaa my heterosexuality!!! it's all fading away!!!!!

Cute traps almostdon't exist in real life so you're not missing much user

i like pinkerton-era weezer a lot
does that count

Not really. It reminds me of when I was 14 and still thought I was straight. I let my emo girlfriend dress me and style my hair and it was awful.

It made me more confident for sure, but mostly just affected my libido and need to breed. Every time I'd take a shower I'd look down at my body and instantly start imagining being fondled and kissed on my thighs and stuff. Finally bought female clothes because of that shit too.

this. chasers are in for a rude awakening if they ever meet a "trap" irl

I know, but I want them to exist so badly user. Most "traps" are just crossdressers, and most crossdressers are crazy and bad people.

I am so close as to become a trap, but I have a huge dick. I have done leg workouts so my thighs are Jow Forums. I am just skinnyfat, but slim. I heard that locking yourself up will make my cock small, but it hurts like hell.
The cage I have hangs of the balls, so when I get hard it tightens the balls. So you are lucky you have a small dick

Nope. I listen to Ghost mise, and that is like the opposite of emo.

hung traps are a fetish, you know.

>it's another "user is attractive enough to meet people online but IRL he's so autistic they stop talking to him" episode

But I am a bottom

yeah, they don't necessarily want to be topped by the hung trap, I'm sure there are guys that just like hung traps for the sake of it, you find threads like those on /gif/, /d/ and I've even found a discord server once for hung femboys/traps.

so it's definitely a niche.

can you please fucking leave this thread holy shit

Is it normal to be disgusted by gay porn? I mean, when I look at normal pictures and videos of guys i feel attracted to them and would have sex with them and I've felt that way almost my whole life, but there's something about gay porn that really grosses me out.

Is asking for a comfy thread too much? Why does sex always have to be the topic I don't get it :C

You need to drop your standards and just make money in the josou seme line of work

>Is asking for a comfy thread too much?
Definitely seems that way, yeah. I just want some of the wholesomeness to come back.

Stop responding to the whores

I haven't! Other people do though because they like talking about it too - maybe we should have 2 r9gays one for people who want to be lewd and the other for the people who don't.

Damn I am as much a virgin as you guys

Anal sex is inherently capitalist in nature, indeed people often use it regularly as a metaphor to describe financial functions in capitalist societies. Anal sex is the idea of cheap, easy pleasure with no potential to leave any lasting immediate impact like vaginal intercourse can. This is also why homosexuals are less commited, as there is no evolutionary reason (having kids through pregnancy) to stay together. Homosexual attachment is not tied to sex as much as it is intellectual choice. The spread of HIV is evidence of the failure of free market anal sex to meet the consumer's needs and shows capitalism (our modern conception of..) is a paradox leading to unproductive degenerative consequences (HIV, AIDs, death) rather than productive progressive responsibilities (childbirth, a future population, life).

The str8s would flip their lid if we made 2 /r9gay/s

They'll come into the threads regardless, at least this way they'll harass the people who want to be lewd more than the other ones.

Not a good idea. Please don't.

>lewd discussion on a red board
who could have predicted this tragedy???

Mods would probably freak too, seems like a bad idea.

Anal sex is like fast food hamburgers, it is a service rather than an act of lovemaking. It is casual, lacks a past or future, the act of anal sex is the basic unit of the service economy whether expressed metaphorically or literally. We see heteros shifting to this method of sex as our society becomes more cosmopolitan. Prove me wrong (you can't).

I spent 4 years studying STEM yet I still work at retail.

its not even the lewdness that i think bothers people the most either, it's the fact that people will literally self post it's happened the past few threads relatively frequently and while i'm sure it's reported it's not taken down that quickly

I met and cuddled a qt trap i found on here

10/10
would do it again but she moved outta state back in with her parents

bad idea. we're not doing that.

>trap
>she
Not that way it works, nice to know people are disgusting enough to fuck a mentally ill tranny though. Says a lot about this community.