I fucked up. I brought a girl home and during lovemaking she accidentally into my dad's vase and destroyed it. It was from his homecountry before he fled. Long story short I'm getting kicked out. That was his last straw.
While I definitely deserve it since and I should be on my own at this point, it's so fuckin sudden and I have no idea what to do. I have about $1000 in cash, a computer set (speakers/monitor/tower/accessories) that cost $400, and a shoebox full of useless shit I stole when I was in school. I also have about 2 jeans and 5 shirts.
I'm out the door tomorrow morning, which gives me about 10 hours. I'm gonna be up the whole time.
I have no friends to depend on, I burnt too many bridges.
shrapnel bomb your dad with the shards from your dads vase then have a threesome with your mother and gf to assert dominance in the house.
Easton Rogers
Please bots help. I don't wanna die.
Andrew Jenkins
Fuck off normalshit.
Go to /b/ or reddit or wherever you fucks gather.
Anthony Collins
>I brought a girl home REEEEEEEEEEEE
Just fucking kill yourself you normie piece of shit
Samuel Moore
You have a girl, if she has an apartment/house then you move in with her. If not, you are pretty fucked, but not completely fucked.
You could attempt to go on SSI, I suggest looking up a guide on that however. You will need no shame for that.
Also extended family if you have that.
If you have nowhere to go and I mean NOWHERE and your only option is homelessness. Remember this is a final option, buy a gun with the thousand, spend the rest for shit you like or a good meal. Then an hero
Asher Parker
That's what you get for being a normalfag fuck
Luis Scott
Fucks your deal newfag? I'd be a neet like you if I wasn't getting fuckin kicked out. Go choke on a fembots dick. Large quantities of alcohol can make you a temporary normie.
Benjamin Reyes
get a job at like a mcdonalds or something and get a cheap bike. For a shelter go to your school or homeless shelter and ask for help. Or book a super cheab air bnb for the time being.
Jayden Moore
>normalfag wants me to pity him i hope you get raped by hobos
Kevin Robinson
user listen up. I want you to know something. You have to battle your father. This might be the toughest fight you've ever been in but you are not allowed to lose. You MUST win this, at all costs. You knew this fight was inevitable, it was a matter of when. Yet instead of training rigorously you chose to pursue carnal pleasures. user, my brother. I love you regardless of your mistakes, and I want you to succeed. You can beat him. We are here for you. We will cheer for you. After all, he is alone while you are all of us. Just reach in your heart for the power to overcome your father. Beat. Him.
Benjamin Butler
She left me because I was "awkward" with my dad. She won't be helping me. No welfare, can't explain but multiple reasons I won't/can't do that. Extended family in France and Hong Kong. I know I sound retarded but whats air bnb? I don't have a phone. I guess I'll go get a bike. Mcdonalds hires anyone right? But honestly, I don't want to make bare minimum. I'm willing to make a fake resume and be a ceo or something. Go orbit someone.
Caleb Fisher
>He thinks i orbit Orbiters and normalfags such as yourself deserve nothing but the worst
Jacob Jackson
Can't hear you, you gotta get that fembot dick out your mouth first.
Camden Watson
>muh fembot nice projection fag
Brody Harris
I see I'm receiving more neet rage than actual help. I'll take what I can get. Please help.
I guess your frail ego will just keep making you reply, so I'll end it there. Have fun orbiting a fembot! xD
better start selling those colored squares for 50cents a pop OP but in all seriousness, if you have a car you might be able to hold for now. >kicked out tomorrow if you have the chance, collect all the broken pieces so you or a professional can hopefully put it back together.
Easton Johnson
Show that bitch excuse for a man who's the real daddy. He sounds like a whiny little fucking hippie boomer piece of garbage and your mom probably cheats on him
Luis Harris
The normalfag is too braindead to post this on Jow Forums where it belongs, I guess.
Make sure to report it.
Cooper Cook
My dad is deadset on having me kicked out. There's no chance to repair the relationship, my neetdom was bad enough, then when I ascended from virginity, this shit fucking happens. And then I get a bunch of newfag neets laughing in my face. Sucks man. He's a traditional chinese man. I love him but this was coming anyway. But so sudden, right after I thought my life was turning around. Girls aren't worth it, they are bad juju FUCK this shit Oh shit my bad, I forgot to follow rule 39 section 4 subsection f-revised. Stupid fuckin autists like you ruining my board. YOU are why fembots get attention. But my homelessness is a more looming threat.
Gabriel Hall
>tfw bitch did it on purpose to ruin your life and relationship with family. Take the 2dpill and be volcel op.
>laughing btw I wasn't laughing at you, user - I was just making a reference to someone selling colored squares before in a thread. >bike you could try going to your nearest goodwill/thriftstore for something cheap
