You just won a 50 million dollar lottery ticket. What do you do now?

set the 50 million on fire in front of an orphanage

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Burn the ticket and then kill myself.

Buy Jow Forums and ban all anime haters

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im a girl and even I wouldnt get a bf if I ever won the lottery. you could end up dead or have a large sum of your money stolen since your name gets released to the public

Sleep as much as possible for like a week

God I just want to rest

Get tons of plastic surgery and a small house.

wasn't there a thread just up with a pepe and winning the lottery?
did it get deleted?

Try to figure out the most impressive way to kill myself and then donate the remaining money to charity.

give most to my parents, buy a nice house in the city and continue being a depressed shitposter but this time in a comfier chair with a bigger screen

I burn it

oririri

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Live in isolation knowing I can buy whatever I want, within reason, and be set for the next 200+ years. Just Imagine: Life extending tech comes out, You can afford it. Cybernetic implants come out, You can afford them. Waifu-bots become real, You can afford one. Put 30 million in the bank as backup, Invest 10 million, Live for a while with the other 10 million. As long as you're not a retard you could live your whole life without the money disappearing. It would be the ultimate NEET-enabler, The dream come true.

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get plastic surgery and start a purse collection

>win lottery, name gets announced, get murdered
>pic related in the OP
and you deleted it because it got so few replies.
weekend posting can't go to shit this fast

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Pay my student debt, ask my parents if they want to remodel or sell their house and get a new one, give a small amount to nee-san and nii-san, quit my job, then pursue a doctorates degree. Or more realistically get admitted to a masters program with the intent of being a phd student. Possibly invest a lot of it, try to make passive income, but I'm not sure I know how to do that.

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Honestly, even having thought experiments like this where I can think about something I won't get is kind of harmful to me.
I'd buy a house so I could stop spending over half my income on rent to make some fuck richer, upgrade my computer, buy actually good internet and divide most of the rest into different investments or banks so that they could earn passive income for me.
I'm not sure how much it costs, but I could use the money potentially to actually start making something nice as well, but I'd only really research that once I'd gotten the basics taken care of and secured income and stabilized and knew how much I could afford to spend or not.

>I'd buy a house so I could stop spending over half my income on rent to make some fuck richer
i hate this feel

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Buy a house, live off what's left while I study, spend it carefully but also don't hold back with getting shit like decent furniture, etc. Keep most of it locked away, limit myself to 500k a year (not including the house). Also obviously use it to acquire a perfect virginal chubby gf.

Throw it in the trash and kill myself

First I would pay my taxes and have 25 million dollars left over. Then I would set aside 5 million dollars that is to be untouched in an IRA investment portfolio which I would manage and another 5 million that would be set aside to pay out to me 2,000 dollars a week for the next 50 years, that is the sum of money I would restrict myself to spending for personal use, charity and luxuries. I would then use the rest of the money for VC investments and my own business ideas which I would like to pursue. The bulk of the money I made would be re-added to the main left over money.
This is pretty much as specific as I can get without going into too many details.

Please buy me a car.

I'd give it to my parents so they could love me finally.

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Sorry, user. I doubt they'll ever love you.

Hire an accountant.
Pay taxes which are going to be fucking expensive since you just jumped up into a high tax bracket.
Dump what little I have left Into different investments. Work as usual and maybe use the couple million I have left to open a business and the rest save for retirement/use to enjoy life.

What the fuck do you even call this, a rich girl getting a 'gold digger' boyfriend.

That's basically fuck you money, right? In no particular order, pay debts, get a nice place, buy furniture that will last, start collecting airsoft again, buy the latest game consoles and PCs, gadgets, hire a personal trainer so i don't die early, take art classes

If fate wills it I'll find a woman with similar hobbies, need to find a way to hide the money though

All prostitutes.

No, all girls want guys who are richer than them.
So unless she marries into royalty or the son of a multi-millionaire CEO she'll be alone.

True story.

This is pretty true. A ton of high value women literally refuse to settle for any one less than them but because they're so high value the best they can do is some one equal but those options are so limited they end up being single. It's a real psychological issue for women, not that this is super common but yeah.

Whores and LSD. Also might go to Japan.

I'd weaponize the incel movement and finally ignite the final battle of male vs female.

Afterwards id mosey on home and deepthroat a 12 gauge. Once im dead, my assets would go on to supply the new incel empire for years to come.

Natural Selection is a bitch

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Invest some, and go NEET for the rest of my life.

I think the real shallow part is why youre focusing on a subset of the female population who are of high value, and not your average, grumpy looking femanon

pay for my transition

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Drop out of school, invest 40 million, become a comfy NEET and spend the rest of the money on a comfy house, a full home gym, lots of vidya, etc

quit my job, move to the chilean patagonia, invest a little, get some sheep

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Accept that as a female Im a second class citizen due to my lack of strength and overall lower IQ and then submit to a male and have kids.

Money is literally no factor.

begin the path of destruction

-buy top notch house in preferred country
-buy like, 6 neetmobiles
-stack out on a fancy wardrobe
-20 realdolls
-statue of Macaulay Culkin with a giant horse cock in the middle of my living room

>tfw the absolute life

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Buy $50 mil of gold and just wait until I have $100 mil

I would like a simple frugal life, I would buy a little flat outside the city with a big garden for my dogs.
A modest big car to take my dogs out as well. A big ass tv and the latest vidya along with other gadgets like surround sound etc.
I would also rent high end whores from time to time instead of searching for a gf anymore.
And I guess a little dungeon in the basement for torturing and sport kill some whores from time to time.

30yo boomer here, even with 50 million in the bank, the white race is doomed, I could pay a top 10/10 woman have my kids, all 10 of them or more, but whats the point, they or their kids will get blacked in generation or two or three, and my genetic line will be polluted and ruined

>possibly finance some white nationalist who believes in a cause geneticist/bio engineer to create a virus that will kill everyone who is not white

Get houses for myself and my closest friends in need, fix whatever health and aesthetic issues I wasn't able to, go on my first vacation and finally rest properly without survival anxiety, after returning get fit and invite the love of my life to move over.

Move to the desert, Nevada or Arizona idc.
Build a bunker.
Live in solitude.
Or maybe build the Jow Forumsompound. Robots not invited.

quit my job, probably go on a vacation to Japan or something and bring 2 or 3 friends. buy my family 2 houses. I don't know how much 50 mill gets me exactly desu

some of it surely go into slots innit lad

huh do you have a loicense m8?

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Well I'm losing half of it to taxes so with the remaining 25:
>Put 10-15 in a bank to earn enough interest per year to live off of
>Buy a plot of land in Vermont, build a cool self-sufficient house
>solar electric, geothermal heat, etc.
>get a husky (uwu)
>get high speed internet
>spend the rest of my days trying to find a gf who will live comfymode with me
but we can all dream

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buy a big fat piece of land, build a giant warehouse, fill it with shitboxes and shitbikes i want. spend whatevers left paying for track days until i kill myself.

>Well I'm losing half of it to tax
Maybe in oinkerpig land, but not in Australia. I'm keeping the lot.

Quit my job and live as a NEET.

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But those women aren't high value.
The perceive themselves as such, they are not.
The only value a woman will ever have will be her holes and womb.
There is no man that will ever consider a woman only because she's rich.
Have you ever heard of a young man willing to fuck and marry a rich granny?
Men are expected to make money and support themselves, one way to be a man, many ways to "be" a woman.
The only way for a "high value" as you say woman to be happy is to be with a loser that will marry her just because she's rich, but that's womandoing as i mentioned before.
That kind woman, that still wants someone richer and more powerful than her, is useless.
The men she wants already have what they want, her money and degrees are of no value to them.
No reason for a high value man to marry that.
Rich men want genetically superior women to make their offspring the best, genetically climbing the system with a big fuck you.
Every woman wants a P.I.M.P.
Current culture proves it.
Women are free to do whatever, yet many still choose to whore themselves out in so many ways and getting quick easy big bux from desperate losers.
I wish i was a thot living the life.

lose most of it to taxes i guess.
fucking government.

move to amerika and buy house and gun

quit job
spend .5 mil on a nice house
put 10 mil in limited drawing account (whatever they're called)
give 1-3 mil in limited drawing accounts to the handful of people who make my life less miserable
desperately try to use the rest to soften the severity of poverty, hunger, and illness in destitute areas of the world and slowly lose my sanity as corrupt organizations and regional power-holders intercept the money and use it for other things

off myself with an expensive ornament handgun

Buy a NEET house and fill it with prime hedon equipment

breed womens pussy holes