Reminder that there are virgin robots with huge cocks reading your posts

tfw no effeminate skelly virgin boy with a monster dick to be a paypig to

I have small hands and my dick is really really big. Well they are normal hands I guess, but not big.

women are reaIIy missing out

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you need girth in order to be huge

so close, yet so far. i could have been useful.

:'(

For most women lack of girth is a turn off, since most like big dicks for their girth and the length is more of an aesthetic bonus
However there certainly are a decent number of women that would be grateful that at least you are long and can get them deep. Your girth is at least somewhat above average

Posting yourself is against the rules or else I'd start goaste posting like I did before on here.

my girth is weird. the tip is flared at 5.25. under the head i'm 4.5. in the middle i'm 4.8. at the base i'm 5.25.

i just average it at around 5.

goatse*

Not goaste obviously.

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Generally girth is measured at the base or the middle so you can just go with 5.25
It's not that bad, not ideal but honestly most women aren't going to hope for anything better. I knew a slut that fucked 17 guys and she thought her 5.5 inch dildo was massive and bigger than any she ever had

Nice cock I'm envious of his girth

What do you think of my pencil cock?

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nice head, rather bulbous

6" on the dot. I wish it was longer.

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what's up with your thumb?

>that girth

damn son, you were so close

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I'm 6'4, have big hands and my dick is average.

Stop falling for memes, faganon.

>"A..at least I.. I'll be able t.t..to give d..deep penetration"

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yeah, they cute

>tfw 7"
>tfw the first time I tried to sleep with a girl couldn't get hard cause of porn and jacking off
>tfw failed with a naked 8/10 grinding on my limp dick

drop the porn or submit to sissydom I guess :(

8" reporting in, only showing to woman that will come day marry me

Possible GF here
Impress me with cock or I leave

Sorry I'm not desperate for a gf, I want a life partner.

An Asian masseuse once told me I had excellent girth. She was probably lying thought

Not if I don't let you

too big, faggot hands, dark and hairy, wouldnt fuck
not that bad but would be a lot more attractive if shorter
repulsive looking tip
imo a 4 inch long thick uncut dick is ideal. It seems like thats pretty rare considering a large amount of robots seem to have big dicks.
Reminder that not all stacies are roastie whores that prefer big dicks.
t. 7/10 fembot

Why do small cocks appeal to you? I'm curious.

I dont know I guess because it looks less painful and I imagine it would be snug all the way in, so I would be closer to his body. Thats also why I like fat guys because his mass would touch me more. A fat guy with a small dick is patrician taste for me.

>A fat guy with a small dick is patrician taste for me.

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>t.7/10 fem-

just say you're a grill and leave, no such thing as a """""fembot""""" retard

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It would be the ultimate snugglefuck. Not to mention theres just something alluring and naughty looking about a short penis, like he could just force my whole mouth on it, and I would feel all of it. And it would feel nice sitting on his lap feeling a nice thing sticking out instead of some ridiculous cucumber vain that has probably ridden the pussy carousel.

Getting people all up in my belly/thighs/fupa with the entirety of my small dick in their mouth is a real nice feeling. I love when people love being there, makes me feel sexy and I don't get that much being fat with a small dick

You're not concerned about him not being able to hit your G-spot or anything like that?

I never thought about that..I thought sex was emotional
I usually just rub my self when masturbating so I feel like anything going up there would be shocking enough to reach orgasm from the thrust snd other sensations alone.

>repulsive looking tip
Yeah, getting mutilated at birth will do that to you. Is it small though? Statistically it's average but porn made me really insecure.

I'm guessing you're a virgin, then? Not a surprise, given the board we're on, but yeah, apparently bigger cocks make it easier/possible to hit the G-spot during sex. Then again, I've got a slightly above average penis and the one woman I've had sex with came every time we fucked, so maybe it is more about the emotional side for women.

>"men" wearing long sleeves in sexual scenarios
gay as fuck

that's a big freakin willy

There are also virgin robots with smol femmy diccs reading your posts! ^_^ :3

Do NEETs really have big cocks?

Agreed, wish his dick was smaller though.

Very nice. Shiny heads like that make my mouth water.

i'd prefer your dick over mine.

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I think he's the guy who got upset when some femanon told him she didn't want to fuck him solely because he had a big cock.
It was pretty cute to see.

>virgin robot
>huge cock
I don't think thats really possible. As soon as its out that some guy has a huge cock, he will get laid.

8.5"x6" KHV reporting in. Also a shut in schizoid with no friends.

Thanks doc did me good

7 inch length
5.5 inch girth
6ft 2 tall
5 or 6/10 looks. Not sure
Skinny, a bit more mass would be nice
127 IQ
Decent teeth
No acne
Good jaw and chin proportions
Full head of thick hair
Green eyes
Virgin.

Does this make me an even bigger loser considering all the pyshical advantages I have over manlets and dicklets and brainlets and chinlets?

I suppose so. Do you have any talents or skills? I do.

>Virgin robots with huge cocks

Does not compute. If you have a huge cock then it's unlikely you're a virgin past the age of 18.

I am not a fag, but I would love to suck all their sexy big cocks. They are wasting such a lovely gift

Talents or skills? Not really.
My biggest issue is my mental state. Having unresolved childhood trauma leading to depression, anxiety, panic attacks (rarely), anger repression and emotional numbness. I struggle to socialise and prefer my own company.

From a purely objective point of view what I need is clear. Learn to drive, workout and get back in some form of education.

If you have a huge cock, you can't be a robot

By huge what do you mean? Give us numbers.

>t.fat guy with a small dick
Larpers always make it so obvious

Yeah, I read my posts before sending them. What of it?

>tfw no robot to give daily bjs to

Makes you the ultimate loser my friend

Anything over 7x5
Gtfo my board

>tfw no qt wife into hotwifing to share big robot dicks with

more like, off my board and in my mouth

Not a fag, but I am mad craving big dick rn

Well shit. Off to the self improvement threads I go.

That makes you a fag fren.

>tfw not sucking this user's dick

Thoughts on my 5x5 dick?

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You are a very hairy man.

No one else here whose d*ck is feminine and kyoot? OwO :3c

looks pretty ugly desu
definitely wouldn't want that inside me

Shave and lose weight dude. You would look a lot better

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>lose weight

Already working on that. Sitting at 79 kg @ 174 cm currently, down from 90 kg.

>shave

Eh, I like my hair. Maybe I'll trim it a bit, but no way I'm shaving it off completely.

Also, that pic isn't exactly up to date.

No, you have a monopoly! :)

No! Hairy men are a godsend

How does it make you feel that I'm bigger than you flaccid?

Probably can't grow hair like that though can you you low T manbaby

Not that hairy no. I have a regular amount of body hair thankfully. My pubes grow out of control nonstop if I don't trim them though.

Good for you then. I'm guessing you're more of a shower?

My sister says it's a shame that I'm such a loser because I would make a girl so happy with my huge dick.

It's just more or less equal to how much it grows erect I'm
So you're already superior to me if you're not a virgin

i wish my cock was fat :(

Well, mine is 7.25 x 5.25. Does it look average, big, or huge to you? Because I've had it described all three ways.

why doesn't femanon let user ruin her life?

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Fuck, forgot pic

Originalrino

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id post my 7.5 inch cock but people willl hate me since im black and have a girlfriend

Nice meme you fucking faggot

They don't want to wait until marriage, so they don't matter