WW3 kicks off tomorrow, what is your gameplan, conscription reintroduction likely, even for disabled neets...

WW3 kicks off tomorrow, what is your gameplan, conscription reintroduction likely, even for disabled neets, so far nobody has resorted to glassing civilian populations.

What's the mood like on r9k...

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Try for whatever branch is more likely to go at the
chinks, probably marines/navy
With that, a word
1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre
Ughyr Autononmous Regoin
Taiwan is the Real China
Nanking Didn't Happen

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My gameplan is suicide as soon as I can. Nothing has changed.

On one hand I hate chinks.
On the other I enjoy being a lazy bugger too much.
If it's an actually, well and truely a war to end wars I'll just take cut my big toe off. Now not only am I physically disabled, I'm obviously mentally ill and unfit for service. Ta ta normalfags!

For those who don't understand to what OP is talking about.

theweek.co.uk/92967/are-we-heading-towards-world-war-3

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If they put a gun in my hand, I will immediately blow my brains out.

this is not what OP was referring to you dumb faggot. There is articles liek this fearmongering shit every day.

I'm out of the loop. How are you sure it kicks off tomorrow?

My gameplan is to do nothing. If they try to get me with the draft, I'll try to fake a mental illness, or get too fat to join. If that doesn't work, I'll fake my own death, and lay low until it's all over. Why the fuck would anyone want to go die in a world war like a retard?

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heaps of traffic on the skyking channels

We have the same plan desu.

>not wanting to die
Don't even call yourself a robot.

I have Idiopathic gastroparesis which flairs up when I am anxious. Basically my stomach doesn't digest food when I get stressed and I get stomach pain and nausea. 90% of the time I am fine but when I get really stressed I get awful stomach pain.

I doubt I could be conscripted for infantry or combat role but could easily do pencil pushing role

Dying on a battlefield would not be a comfy way to die, user.

it does depend, he might get king hit with a rocket or something, dead

ill try to survive and hide so i can do something cool in post ww3 world.
when the going gets tough the tough get going

I think I'm too old to get drafted.

True, but the odds aren't great. Look into street racing, or base jumping if you want to accidentally die.

There won't be WWIII, that'd be too interesting.

The world does always get steadily worse, but in a boring, dreary way that wears down your spirit, not in an exciting apocalyptic way like a nuclear war.

>There won't be WWIII, that'd be too interesting
Somethin with a whimper something...

That isn't a confirmation. People are reading the heaps of articles the media are writing. The world is at a shitty point right now but WWIII is far to aggressive.

>Get placed in the NEET Brigade
>Chads try to keep us in line but as soon as we're in a isolated situation we go our own way
>End up going AWOL with 2000 war-hardened NEETS in some South American Jungle
>Human Sacrifice and the laws of nature take over as we revert back to our primal state
>Kek forgive us.

Sit back relax and enjoy the show.
Sit in my room all comfy watching as normies freak over the end if the world. Have a comfy beer and some crisps. Do this for two weeks, then venture outside and proceed to see what fallout is like irl.

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I wish this all really happened. We both know it's gonna be fucking nothing. God, I wanna fucking die already. My fucking soul hurts.