/britfeel/

RuneScape membership isn't that much.

Set limits Ebin

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sleep tight flower xoxo

>tfw been up all night
Fuck

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I was supposed to pay my council tax but instead put the money onto a betting website

thanks

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>Council tax
>UC

You should apply to the council for council tax reduction (should be free)

can't believe mayuri shagged a lad from here

Just bought some thermal socks off Ebay lids. Gotta keep your toes warm in the winter, mine were freezing numb yesterday at the footy.

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I'd be glad to meet up in Jan so long as it's at the start of the month what with work and all that. Who's looking to be coming along so far?

cant believe i sucked off a lad from here in wetherspoons toilets

>use mums facebook
>suddenly my experience is a lot more satisfying

I'm getting likes, comments and reactions every second.

another year of spending christmas alone and then lying to anyone that asks about what ive done for it.

Feel bad for mummy having to work today. If you're in the Newcastle m&s be kind to everyone please.

Might have a bath.

Might get in bed.

based and bathpilled.
take a pic for the lads

just told some old hag in marks and sparks to fuck off

heading to maccies to cop a double sausage AND bacon mcmuffin

love the touchscreens me

That's it buddy, you were warned.

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Any of you lads turned your back on a group of friends? I think I am going to do it. Been mates with them for years but they have turned into very different people and are just arseholes now.

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Merry Christmas you slags

youtube.com/watch?v=u9MpsAftCDk

youtube.com/watch?v=rySMPI6g8b8

All mine wanted to do was get drunk, I can't handle it anymore.

any cute boys here? I'm gay and horny.

East Devon lad here
I'm still not home from the meet
I fell asleep on the train from Bristol and ended up in Torbay. grim desu
On the bus home now though
I'll see my bed in about an hour

Morning. Feel quite a bit better relative to the last few days

Think my phone is fucked though

>charger only works at very specific angles
>charge won't go above 40% and drains very fast

I'll give you this, you yammer on about pointless shit like a woman.

id like to work you at a specific angle if you know what i mean

bloody hell lad. hope you get to rest in your comfy bed soon

I haven't been to town since summer, have they finished messing around with pride hill yet?

youtu.be/8iEB8bfP7wE

>We built this city on sosji rolls

2nd cup of coffee then I'll see about doing something productive

Probably will get a new phone, or do the cheaper option and buy another charger

They stopped for Christmas and are finishing it in the new year with a new contractor

>girl thinks I don't want to fuck her when I obviously do
honestly why do I bother.

So its still a mess then? Do they stand around drinking tea all day?

you should tell her that you want to fugg

No they sort of finished everything they'd started and then stopped. So there's no big metal barriers there anymore or anything. Looks like it did before essentially

you dont think i've already done that?
women are fucking crazy

so you told her that you want to fugg and she doesn't think you want to fugg?

yeah that's basically it lad.

have you tried tell her you dont want to benis in her bigina?

I've never said I dont want to sex her up
Honestly women sometimes, I don't fucking get it.

oh marone

tried to squeeze into my old jumper but it's a bit tight

Bloody horny desu lads

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I started my day off right with a nice long wank.

>tfw just had a wank
>tfw could have wanked with chika

going to start jogging, lads

quite nervous as I've not jogged since school and I'm quite fat

also it's winter and I'm a bit scared of slipping at night

I am saving myself but it hurts

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>but it hurts
argh no not again
*unzips dick*

I missed most of the threads yesterday, can someone give me the full rundown on the meetup

wheeey my amazon delivery is on the way. gonna watch Hackers tonight bois!

I dont get it
Oriin

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Did Moni get decked?

you larpin lad
where did you sleep the night?

you = horny
me = even more horny
ad infinium

one of the good bits about spending all day in london is the chunky black bogies you get to excavate when youre home

Probably the worst meeting point that could have possibly been selected, took us ages to find each other but eventually we headed off to spoons. Then poleaboo joined us an hour later

Poleaboo is shockingly more passable than I anticipated, I was looking at his tita bounce as he came up to the table. We just chatted for a while, DM and east Devon kept going out for cigarettes.

We ordered food, the spoons was absolutely jam packed though. After about 4 hours we wandered to Trafalgar Square and got some drinks from Tesco then went home. Poleaboo brought his tranny pills with him

shut up amer.

Amer
this is pathetic.

T. Shipanon

Also he was a lot more friendly and amicable IRL. I was anticipating hostility but was pleasantly surprised. Nice to openly discuss hatred of Pakistan with someone too, we spent quite a bit of time on that subject

>looking at his tits bounce

has amer gone from not passing to passing in one month? we all saw the pics from the wrestling

I saw the wrestling pics too. I don't mean passing as in fully passing. But if you just glanced at him in the street for a moment you'd think he was female

>we all saw the pics from the wrestling
I missed this, can someone post them?

This was cross-posted without context to /brit/

This is Poleaboo's fantasy outcome which never happened

>meeting an unrepenting sex offender and not kicking the shit out of him

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>Sent a letter to the DWP
>Supposes to take 4-6 weeks to respond
>Its been over 6 weeks

Im scared. The letter was about appealing a decision on my benefits and you only get 1 month to appeal it, so if that letter got lost then iv lost my chance

>Some Brit mong stole my post
>Didn't even correct typos
>Got quads for it

>tfw all i got was sleet
twitter.com/STVNews/status/1074263688012578816

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>moni
>passable
wheyy

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Laughing at the fact the only person you can find to be racist with is a paki

>tfw aberdeen didn't even get that

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After the others went home Shut In and I took a stroll to China Town and had a go on a couple of the walk ups.

Hope lennonposter is ready to see the mighty saints BATTER arselel at 1:30, got my cider ready for pure HASENHUTTL banter

You seen the Sunderland doc on netflix? It's fucking hilarious.

really? I didn't go to a meetup but had a cheeky shag at 2 Lisle Street

I don't have netflix but I'll torrent it lol

Cheers but I think I'll wait for my family to come home to tell them not to disturb me. They're out at the minute

not a lap
>go back to coach station after meet
>wait at this help desk for 30 mins asking if I can get earlier coach only to be told no
>wait until half 1
>pretty much empty coach maximum comfy yes
>sleep
>coach driver had to wake me up once we got to Bristol
>walk to train station. It's shut so I sit outside
>some fat bitch tries talking to me even though I don't interact with strangers not on my terms
>look up buses from Bristol to Exeter and walk off to the bus stop in hopes I could just get on it and go home
>it's 6 now and rowdy fuckers are off to get their morning maccies
>Can't be fucked to hang around these troublesome normie
>walk to Tesco and buy some food
>back to train station
>go to ticket machine and it spits (pound sign) 18.50 at me
>hand it in because good boi despite my edge
>get on the train to Exeter
>fall asleep
>go past Exeter
>get another train back to Exeter
>bus

neutral in the matter lad but i'm not convinced you lads are going to win

I swear people were telling me Mayuri was straight
he's a fucking chuffer.

tfw poleaboos family is the reason I'm stuck in East Devon
Fucken windrush cunts

Waiting for Rayman 3 to install

What did you get your family for Christmas? I have no ideas what I could get

he shagged a tranny last night, was even posting pictures in the thread
who would have thought - after all the accusations about posters being nonces and chasers - that it would be him

Definitely worth a watch, it's much better than that city one was

I had the same situation at a parking machine where it spat out 18 bong and just kept it lol

would rather be a virgin than be gay.

That fucking astounded me.

I mean the SP business is something else, SP shouldn't have got attached, but Mayuri actually shagging (or at least cuddling) with the tranny is astounding

Morning lads, how is all today?

I didn't appreciate the way Poley was accusing people of being a normie, taking drugs, not being white, and then eating with his hands.

I doubt the person even got their money back. But whatever I'm not missing something that wasn't mine. Besides. A lot of people saw and I didn't want to look like a right skiv.

everytime I see Mayuri written out I hear it the way Britnormie said
>Myy urrr reeee

>decide ill buy presents for the family this year since I got my first job
>realise I cant wrap for shit

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I wanna get them something better than money this time but idk what to get. Whatever it is I'll order it off of amazon to come next week. Ask em for ideas?