So I'm bored today and decided I'm gonna try something

so I'm bored today and decided I'm gonna try something
since I've got this new fancy coffee machine that makes it very easy to make coffee whenever I want, I'm gonna keep drinking coffee all day nonstop, and see how I feel and report back

Meanwhile, how do you guys like your coffee?
If you don't drink coffee, what other kinds of hot drinks do you like?

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I'm on cup 8 and I feel very sweaty and have a headache
I'm starting to think this was a bad idea
nobody likes my thread anyway

I once had too much coffee.
Don't do it. I needed a day off afterwards to recover.
Your brain goes hyper and you won't be able to sleep.

You might have hallucinations.
Do it faggot

>how do you guys like your coffee?
Sipping it while keeping job-seeking anons waiting and leaving their handshakes hanging.

*sip*

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Tell us what happens when you get to 100.

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Hot drinks are not for the belly.

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I got to 10 cups and had to take a break for the past hour because I felt very weird and bad
It's making me pee a lot too
I'll keep going for you guys though
Wish me luck

Don't do it for us. Do it for yourself. Do it because you believe in it.

with just a little cream, but not so much that i cant taste the bitterness of the actual coffee

That's dangerous, user. Quit it.

Is it actually dangerous?
The lethal dose of caffeine is somewhere in the range of 50+ cups of coffee, which would be impossible to reach as my body would start to reject coffee and induce vomiting.
I think I'll be alright, just probably gonna feel shitty

>which would be impossible to reach as my body would start to reject coffee and induce vomiting
That's the point where you start doing coffee enemas.

I just imagined shoving piping hot coffee up my ass
It would have to chilled first I guess
That actually does sound dangerous

Everything is dangerous. The key is to do it in non-lethal doses. You can literally die from breathing pure oxygen or drinking too much water.

>Everything is dangerous
>tfw you remember how fragile humans are

I made it to 14 cups and I feel like total shit
Slowing down considerably
Made me really jittery so I went outside to smoke a cig to help with that
I'm starting to feel kinda crazy and sick at my stomach
Cold and sweaty
Think I'm gonna stop

You have to continue.

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I just threw up
I'm sorry to disappoint you user
This was a really bad idea
I feel like I'm gonna die

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Disappointing. So this is what I get for thinking this might not be another boring thread.

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Keep yourself hydrated, drink water too.
It also helps the effect of the coffee.

That cheap instant coffee powder is awful for binging on coffee. I drank like 5 trying to stay up in my grannies house once. Had such a bad shit I thought I shat blood.


Apart from that I drink way too much coffee easily 5/8 a day