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festive /mummy dates/ edition

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Mayuri is a backstabbing traitor.

I just so happen to refresh the catalog every time there's a new /britfeel/ thread, I swear

tim dead yet?

People stealing atm's with diggers really impress me

imagine the thrill of the heist

he's also a flaming homosexual.

Second for want to marry user and protect him

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>backstabbing

You mean shitstabbing lel

This happened in one of the small villages near were I used to work. Was a real pain since it was the only ATM in the village

Not my cup of tea lad, but it's a day thread so it'll be kill soon so it can be the theme if you like.

Not him, but a man's gotta eat, lad. If you get a chance at something you want, take it. Look after number one etc.

no...you big meanie

Be honest with me lads,

Do I have a real chance of having sex with my mum?

nth for watching physical media

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not really lad
its a porn thing.

No you goddamn degenerate scum

Farts are fucking awful today, smells like ive got some dead rotting meat inside me. Doesnt surprise me though as ive been eating nothing but shite all weekend.

What should i have for tea?

Love our democratic thread lads. Please cast a vote and make your voice heard
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And which keygen is this from?

All I want for christmas is a little bit of weed lad but I don't think I'm going to be able to obtain it.

The name of that girl that I walked home from one of my lectures with.
She was really nice, but I never caught her name

I think I've seen it all after yesterday. Seeing poleaboo IRL and reading about Mayuri with a tranny knocked me for six

No fucking need for saying that kind of thing.

That's really nice mate. The melody just makes me feel like I don't have a care in the world.
Has Beek made any other tracker songs?

bread maker

Like the other guy just said, a girlfriend.
More than that though - I want a girl to fall in love with, get married to and have children with. Somebody that I can spend the next 50 years with.

is there ANY proof the meetup happened???

Sorry lad you're right, I am being a cunt. You'll meet someone else soon I am sure, someone who makes you even happier.

Like that, I love chiptunes

>all the lads talking about gaytrannytripsex

stop it lods, stop

also give me the more than that part
t. other guy

They took pictures of their feet in one of the earlier threads. Seemed legit, since their footwear was varying degrees of retarded

The paki baby in my womb ;)

Yeah a photo of their feet when they were standing outside a Tesco.

I drive a 1973 chevy Malibu

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Man has good taste in cars

where is this photo? disinfo

Might do this. They are truly awful. And they're heavy, they're hanging about gripping to my clothes and what not. Vile.

Im leaving my uni halls soon so got no food in thats why im eating shit. Think ill have to eat more shit again tonight.

oof
tragic, lads

I didn't save it. Anyone else saved it?

No idea lad, I just quite like that one.
Seems to have a few on his soundcloud, though soundcloud.com/b-e-e-k

No it didn't happen. Several of the reported "attendees" simply aren't real, and the fact that no photos or any timestamps exist just goes to show that it didn't happen. I feel sorry for anyone that went along expecting a meetup only to be disappointed.
I'd be surprised if anyone wanted to meet people from here though, so many degenerates.

tfw you will never warm up chikas cold feet

stop being a lazy cunt and check the archives, if you want to see it go see it, dont try and make someone fetch it for you

>Simply arent real

Like who?

Why are chiptunes so comfy.
They remind me my younger years, pissing about on a woefully outdated (for 2003) Commodore Amiga.

We're organising a Norf FC meet up in Manchester at the beginning of February, going to show these Souf FC nobs how its done

>asking a question then answering it
Confusing behaviour.

The answer if going to be different for other people? Wanted to see what other thought

>tfw not the assistant manager of filey tesco banning ebin from the store because he had an autistic tantrum and threw cheerio boxes at other shoppers

Takes us back to a simpler time. I used to listen to quite a bit of Anamanaguchi as a lad.
If I had any talent I'd learn to use famitracker or something similar.

Most of em I reckon. Andrew I know for a fact isn't real, and Poleaboo is a dubious character too.
Doubting Shippy too. Stormfront BNP supporter who also has a thing for black women? Nah mate. It's like a bad Britnormie character.
And thinking someone from Devon would travel up for a couple of pints? No. Oh and not forgetting the nameless user who can't be verified at all, very convenient.
It's ridiculous. Can't believe so many people have been tricked by BritNormie into believing this nonsense.
Bet he's having a right little giggle.

None. There was some russian guy over on /brit/ who was posting lots of disinfo here for some reason

I found Anamanaguchi a bit of a mixed bag. Most of it didn't really click with me, but then songs like Densmore are just incredible.

Damn it. I didn't reckon on someone as smart as you working it all out. My hat is off to you lad.

>See you at the Christmas party user!

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>Bet he's having a right little giggle

I bet you are

>girl from work is posting in the group chat that she is taking some time out because her dad is going to be kill
>no one has replied
This is really fucking awkward. What do I say?

>Doubting Shippy too. Stormfront BNP supporter who also has a thing for black women? Nah mate. It's like a bad Britnormie character

I fell for this nonsense for years, but BritNormie pushed his luck when he moved from his well established van driving arc to the Mercedes arc

You're farts must really stink if you can't even speak up at all. Can barely hear you laddy

therer is no britnormie andrew was britnormie all along there i said it

>smugly admitting it but done in sarcastic way so you can later claim to have been joking but admitting it and knowing nobody will believe you gives you a sense of satisfaction
There we fucking go. I knew it.

Say you're the murderer.
Nah, just wish her dad luck that he'll pull through

Chiptunes my ass nigga u just got GET.

don't want the farts to enter my mouth lad, they're really heavy and lingering for time

Holy shit is Britnormie still a thing? I remember calling him out when he first staretd and kept posting pictures of his office in London.

lel it did cross my mind
i think it is terminal, so not really much to say. reckon i should go with the usual "let us know if you need anything" BS even though I don't mean it?

In English mate? Come on

Feeling really shit lads I foolishly started to like a girl. Obviously she went with Chad and never liked me. I just feel dumb that even after all this time alone, I end up getting upset about it. I will get over the girl but I'm mad at myself for even getting to this point when I know the outcome. Sorry for the rant I don't have any one else that could relate.

Well in that case andy is a Scottish lad because there's no way some English guy could do a Scottish accent that convincingly

Might as well at least be polite, no need to be rude.

Still here mate but you've got your facts a little mixed up, I was living in Copenhagen when I started posting here.

>Feeling really shit lads I foolishly started to like a girl. Obviously she went with Chad and never liked me. I just feel dumb that even after all this time alone, I end up getting upset about it. I will get over the girl but I'm mad at myself for even getting to this point when I know the outcome. Sorry for the rant I don't have any one else that could relate.
faggot

oh yeah I am not going to be an arse, just feel a bit weird typing out something so cliche

I can relate. I dated a girl at uni and she left me for someone in a different country she met online.

that holmes and watson film looks embarrassingly bad

No need to get upset, when the right one comes you'll know. If you beat yourself up over it nothing will ever come from it. Just persevere and try make yourself a better person.

We know you are just a tulpa of SCEA, post true facts

Were you obsessively Barrett homes posting on Jow Forums?

Tell me about it, genuinely looks awful. It's one of the many 'hurr durr let's make something serious a comedy for lulz' films. The only one to get that right in my opinion in Johnny English, and that's because Atkinson carries that film

Poleaboo seemed extremely cheerful during the meetup, constantly smiling and laughing

Nah I've very rarely posted on Jow Forums. The whole "Barrett home owned by Deano the sales manager" thing is someone else's idea, but it made me laugh. I like that image of the Deano outside his new Barrett house.

tits n teeth

i'm glad. He has done some terrible things but everyone is entitled to a bit of fun and laughter at Christmas.

Thank Christ it's only 5 days until the winter solstice. The days will finally start getting longer then

Just asking since back in the peak deano days there was a regular danish flag brit that was hands down the best poster.

You claimed you were working in London and your "proof" was always fake. You even came to bethnal green to fight me when I was happily in the bath.

Fuck me, why are you still here?

Anyone else like to go monster hunting on dating sites and laugh at the ayys? The absolute STATE of that

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