Your age

>21
>like a month ago with a boy

Im too uncomfortable to try tinder out. As someone who actually lives in momys basement i dont feel like im able to let anyone see where i live, id rather save my dignity.

27 and Saturday morning. Crazy as well because it was a friend and I was sleeping at hers as I missed the last train. On the walk back she said "We're just friends, I'm just helping you out"

>31
>in three weeks it's gonna be 4 years

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you thinking of getting into anything more? ive had sex with friends a few times and it was okay but it only really happened because they liked me more when i just felt like getting laid

>33
>never
this board is full of borderline normies now

In love with another friend who rejected me, focusing on losing weight. It was just a nice surprise, been about 2 years since I fucked someone that wasn't a prostitute

31
Last time i had sex with female was 3 years ago
Just yesterday had a sex as a sissy

32
I have never penetrated a woman.
also I came out via c-section, I'm as pure as it gets

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>borderline
Let's not pretend the outright ones aren't getting just as common.

20, like 2 months ago. So drunk that I couldn't even get hard but I fingered her and made her cum 5 times. She wanted me to cum inside her but I couldn't. I didn't even know her name. She was someone that I just met. I can't understand how I was conscious considering the lack of sleep for 2 days and being wasted for 26 hours straight.

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24
been about two years because i cucked myself out of sleeping with my roommates friend behind her back recently. Haven't been in a relationship in almost 5 years though.

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>23
>Thursday morning

40
never
I'm clever

37
same as this guy

How's life treating you user-dono?

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25
Never
Can't wait for those sweet sweet wizard powers

THIS IS MY BOARD NORMIES GET OUT

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27
Idk like 5 months ago. But it was an escort. Every time i have sex it's with an escort.

>facebook frog
sorry user, but I think the only normie around here is YOU

You may believe I am a normie because I can fugg, but that doesn't mean I ain't a robot, bitch

>22 years old

I've never even kissed a girl
It's because I'm mixed-raced

35
Last friday with a hooker.

>21
>never

A mix of dedicating most if my time towards work and school, and being too annoyed by most women.
My oneitis in high school was the perfect smart, good looking, non social media user that I will probably never meet someone similar to again.

>23
>1 week ago with gf

28
Never. I'm full khhv

19, never

Sometimes I develop too much self esteem, so i look at myself in my phone's front facing camera, keeps me grounded

>27
>A little over a month ago...
I kind of miss her :(

That's reality right here. Camera doesn't lie like mirrors or imagination

>22
>null:void

20
Never.
Never been asked out, no girl was ever interested in me, never got any "hints".

Tbh I'm so hopeless I don't even want to try out online dating because it's just gonna be the same. At this point I just want this shit to end

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>23
>6 or 7 months ago with my ex girlfriend
I miss the sex, but the emotional strain from the relationship was too great to continue

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21
almost 5 years

>20
>two days ago, and it was mediocre bc he had whiskey dick

>20
>last july
duck this shit life

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26
this morning with my gf. the problem is, it doesn't happen as often as i'd like

Talk to her about it. Sex is part of a romantic relationship so she shouldn't have any problems talking about it

>23
>Never touched a girl

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Mirrors don't lie, they're just consistent enough for people to cope with seeing themselves in that one perspective. Cameras have focal lengths and whatever, harder to get used to the inconsistent distortions.

26
Friday morning, the whole morning actually. Now I just want to kill myself.

I've only had sex with one girl, and now I don't have the energy or confidence to pursue sex with another girl. Anyone else have this problem?

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23
first and probably last time ever was about 8 months ago with an ugly chinese prostitute.

26 never because my dick has been ruined by cutfaggotry

>23
>4-5 months ago?

22

2 weeks ago. My gf keeps working I wanna stuff her

25
Last night 2x

26
This morning oreos

>22
>2 weeks ago (lost my virginity)

it wasn't as nice as I imagined it to be...

21
When I was 18
I'll probably never have sex again, but I've finally given up so it it's not like it bothers me anymore.

26.
Never. The closest I think I've ever gotten was when I turned down a fat girl when I was like 12 or 11.

>23
>Never
Whats the point of this thread? Every true robot knows what the answer should be.

>21
>almost at 19

Also gib advice nibbas, how to kiss, sex etc...

26
spring of 2015 so do the math
it's all good though haha

25, two nights ago

Getting laid is really not hard guys I fucked legit 30+ women this year just hanging out at bars. I'm not that picky though

Holy fuck that must be miserable.
t. 23 yo friendless virgin

you must be attractive, confident, and have a car, place to live.
what are you even doing here, just trying to feel better about yourself?

>23 (years young)
>About a month ago

>what are you even doing here, just trying to feel better about yourself?

yes. no car though and I have two housemates

No, he likely is a whitepilled robot. Really don't put women on a pedestal!

>22 yo
>Back in january, loose my virginity to some slut with schizophrenia
That was terrible

How was it? Tips for kissing, fucking etc.?

you've got superior womanizing skills then. good on you

24

two months ago

seeing gf again in a few days to spend christmas with her.

>29
>wed or thurs night, can't remember

>28
>I've never had sex and I never will

Sort of, I kept failing and gave up again.

26,
A few weeks ago. Fwb for a year on going or so. She's kinda gross desu

>20
>last bj was a few days ago
>last sex was august with thick 18 year old

>26
>3 months ago

Before that it was >5 years, don't do so well with the ladies these days

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>Has sex

I'm sorry but you're a fucking normalfag.

>20
>Never had, probably never will

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>23
>June 16, 2018

This mad
R9k isn't the virgin club
It's for social autists and retards

did she make you happy? You seem to find the date important

>20
>never

I can't even win life on easy mode (having a vagina)

>39
>Beginning of year with a hooker
>Nofap 30 days

Eh, not really. I was very drunk all the time during this time so I messaged a girl I used to be friends with and she came over. Not a special girl at all, kind of ugly, but very smart. I only remember the date because I have a personal concept where I try not to break my previous dry spell. This time, I was within 9 days of my previous record which was 1 year 4 months and 14 days.

Download tinder.

My sad cute average looking ass started liking below average girls on tinder and still I couldn't get a match.

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>It's for social autists and retards
And no one wants to fuck those, so they wind up virgins.
People want to fuck normalfags who claim to be them as a joke because they occasionally fail to be as graceful as they'd prefer, so those wind up not being virgins.
It's not the core point of being a robot, but it is the core indication of not being one.

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>your age
30
>last time you had sex
Never

Achievement unlocked: You're a wizard, user!

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do you really feel any different?

As opposed to what? Younger me? My peers? My coworkers?

Younger me:
I feel liberated. I stopped "giving a fuck". I'm focusing on myself, my hobbies and my happiness.

My peers and coworkers:
Yeah, sure. When they make sex jokes, I can't relate. They sometimes poke me about not having a gf, but they know in certain aspects they have it better and in others I do. I have more freedom, I am fitter, I have more money. Embracing the MGTOW way and focusing on myself and my happiness, not comparing to others and conforming to societal "norms" and how others view me has been the best thing I've ever done.

Do you think you are good at sex?

>35
> Got a blow job from a massage girl last week.
> Last time I had sex with a real girl / non-prostitute was 7 years ago.

Literally never touched a pussy in his life. Emphasis on "literally". Goddamn.

27 khv here, and I can relate to this. I'm fitter and more productive than ever. The key is to stop giving a fuck, doesn't matter at what age

Wait, not being a virgin makes you a normie?

>21
>Last week tuesday

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>twenty-nine
>nineteen

Though I got a bj when I was twenty-three.

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>19
>never
Fuck off normalfaggots jesus christ. Why even come here? Goddamn.

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29 years old,

It was 3 hours ago