Why is this meme so painfully true?

How many partners?
How many orals?
How many anals?
How many facials?
How many one night stands?

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I embrace it. I laugh in the face of God.

>implying that OP will ever have a wife

Who says your future wife is as old as you

This. Nothing wrong with adopting a loli and marrying her after she becomes legal.

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Yeah I think my future wife hasnt been born yet

this only holds true if you future wife is a virgin right now, how the fuck cares if she has been pumped already, I certainly don't

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wadafuq is obama doing

It's photoshopped picture of Obama

show me the original then.

Tbf, if I had a qt wife, I would make sure she is still getting fucked by other guys, but on the condition that I get to watch and join in on the fun.

leave fucking cuck bitch lmao

i plan on marrying my gf,
i took her virginity and she took mine
she is nice and really cares for me
she is extremely adorable and makes happy when im with her

Absolutely god-tier. Every guy should aspire to this.

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>i took her virginity
>he believes her

Its not my fault that I get really turned on fantasizing about hot girls sucking off hung chads while I watch

who says im getting married, that shit is gay

is this why men go for younger women?

im positive, she is very antisocial and terrible with words, plus we fumbled with sex for way too long for her not to be a virgin

>having a future (((wife)))
>not taking the MGTOW red pill

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FinalIy someone said it

How many partners?
One at most, sadly. Virgin is too unrealistic
How many orals?
above
How many anals?
0
How many facials?
0
How many one night stands?
0

OIDF still in full swing even after he's out of office i see

And also the more I fuck my future wife get it? because I spent long without fucking

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What kind of logic is that in your picture? You build your legacy and empire and then court a teenage virgin. The goal age doesn't change, and a good man is like a fine wine, he will grow in value
Women are like milk, they spoil quickly

whats the difference between 1 guy giving her a facial 100 times and 2 guys giving her a facial 50 times each? Its whether virgin or nothing, you're just coping

Its not like I care, I wouldn't want to do any of that stuff to her. Pensises are gross, I haven't even seen a vagaina and even I know they are gross too. For the record I've got a French botanical facial scrub so I'd outdo her any day of the week. Also anals are gay, literally what is the point? Orals are pointless outside of the dental constext and those who do one night stands should be held captive, tied to a cross and have their organs surgically removed while being fully conscious, a bit like that gif of some girl getting lasered and having her skin ripped off for some resons. In other words i don't care, wifes are a meme and I'd un-devirginize them with my killer body anyway

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Im no chad by the way, they were all escorts.