You wake up in Tokyo

you don't know anything desu

Probably starve unless I could "Baka Desu" my way through ordering a bowl of rice or whatever shite they eat there

>you dont know anything desu
i know that weebs exist but unfortunately there are no subtitles in japan. sorry!

Beg for money in broken Japanese, then buy a book to study the language, since I guess I'd be staying there according to the scenario? They'd boot me out pretty quick.

ugh fuck off you uncultured goon

why do i know you're a woman?
japs hate weebs and sure, maybe in tokyo, you'll be able to navigate somewhat well because it gets plenty of tourists every year
but go to any other part and you'll be lost unless you can speak the language. you'd also have to get a job
you fucking utter retard

Why do Asians live like this?

ugh go cry to mommy about it manbaby, lol

Iike what? oregano sauce

Commit suicide to blend in.

get my family to send over my passport and leave ASAP since I'd be there illegally. Would the authorities be able to tell as you're leaving that you hadn't even entered the country? If they could you'd be massively screwed, you'd have to arrange to stow away or something.

Go out and walk the streets without fear of being robbed. Buy some food from an authentic place. Be comfy.

You don't need a visa to enter Japan for the first 60 days, I don't believe it would be illegal

>tfw this is the closest i will ever get to tokyo
youtube.com/watch?v=4-xAbDI9qTI
its for the best of course, but the japanese are such a clean and civilized people. makes an american yearn for such a society.

What exactly would be the worst that could happen? Wouldn't they just deport you? Mission accomplished

Japan can hold people in prison for up to 23 days with no charges. Japanese prisons are absolute hell too.

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Find the US embassy probably. I do have family in Okinawa, but I don't really know how I would get there from Tokyo without any money or anything.

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Japan is super uptight about immigration, who knows what they would do

>tfw this is the closest you will ever get to tokyo
youtube.com/watch?v=4-xAbDI9qTI
its for the best of course. The Japanese are such a clean and civilized people, it's natural to wish your own country could be similar. The best democratic ethnostate on the planet, Japan.

I went to Seoul for a school even and people said the same, I barely found anyone who spoke English

Seoul is not Tokyo

>Japan is super uptight about immigration, who knows what they would do
This is really not true at all.

Far fewer people try to immigrate to Japan than try to immigrate to the US / Europe, people conflate this with Japan being isolationist when it really isn't

The fact of the matter is that very few people go to Japan with the intent of staying there full time

But for those who want to, it's easy enough. In fact for a long time people from virtually any country except for china and the Philippines could stay in Japan virtually indefinitely on a tourist visa, as long as it was renewed every so often outside of the country.

Japan has been lightly restricting their immigration processes over the last 4 ish years - the tourist visa loophole doesn't exist anymore - but it's still really open to most people who want to go there, especially from the west.

The thing many anons don't realize is that being an immigrant is different from being a citizen. Becoming a permanent or semi-permanent resident is trivial, but becoming a citizen is MUCH harder. You need to jump through a bunch of hoops to be a citizen, including speaking Japanese among other things.

But the Japanese government is actually pushing pretty hard right now to increase immigration, especially from south east Asian countries.

drop a nuke on those insects

>You don't need a visa to enter Japan
You know not every country has the same laws, right?

Or you could just go there lad

this

my great granddaddy killed 7 of them nips in okinawa i wanna carry on the legacy

Make a reservation at Jiros place. Walk around the city.

I was assuming you were American

What? Needs more fields

I would take the first flight out to China. Cannot stand the Japanese. Liars and fakes, the lot of them.

Message my friend there and sleep on his floor, then find the embassy and try and figure out how to not get into trouble for illegally crossing a border. I should still have like 500 yen on my Suica card so I should be able to take a train like halfway there depending where I end up.

admire the landscape and try to avoid most interaction.

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Went to Japan for 3 weeks one year because I wanted to get away from life here in the states. Very refreshing feeling waking up from the plane ride and suddenly being in a completely different country. For this brief period of time I felt freedom like never before in my life. It wasn't a comfy 3 weeks either, I didn't have an itinerary or any hotel reservations, I just slept wherever I ended up on benches or underneath overpasses or in porn cafes. Regardless, this was infinitely better than the apathetic lifestyle I had gotten used to and still think about what life would be like if I had gone through with ripping up my return ticket.

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Go to my countrys embassy and ask them to send me home , I'm pretty sure they would

Try to get back home. The only Japanese that I know is what I learned from Filthy Frank.

Get myself to drive an R34

Find a forest to hang out in with some tubers

heh it's like watching a retarded ai talk to another retarded ai

Find the neares policeman, get to the embassy and go home.