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Laying in bed desu

When I drink before sleeping I have really vivid and intense dreams and find my sleep is more satisfying. Did not drink today, however

lying in bed* desu

whats your account lad? ill follow

Interesting you say that, I was thinking recently how you see these big events in life and you expect yours to go a certain way, make you feel a certain way. Pretty much all the time it'll end up totally different to how I expected.

For example the driving experience as in the test and lessons went so differently to what I expected. I expected the typical scenes you'd see on a leaflet or something.

But yeah, I expected to have sex at 15 with a lovely girl of the same age and live happily ever after. Instead I'm passing the years saying "This year" or "Ok, I'll make sure it's this year". 18th birthday I said this year, I'm 18 and a virgin now this needs to change." Look where I am now...

I know I need to get out there but where do I start? Can't really just hit a bar and cold call as it were, no where near that stage. Sister says tinder but it feels weird. I know I need to get out there, I know I can realistically do it but I think it's the inevitable disappointment when it doesn't live up to expectations I really fear, tbqh I fear it a little more than cold approaching.

Here's the thing; it never really felt like me. I felt insecure, weak, inferior. I hated myself, how am I going to love someone else? How will I feel I'm doing them justice if I see all my flaws in plain colours. I want to love myself before I love someone else. Now not coming from beta boi 101 but I know I'd do a good job of it too, I'm caring about things I genuinely care about. It's all a dogs dinner tbqh and mostly of my own making.

I literally lucked into it personally lad. Didn't even make any effort, stuff like tinder was always to scary to me but maybe not in the future now. And I mean I'm by no means punching here, but still it is making me fairly happy and is quite fairytaley crap. Pleasant surprise considering I thought it would end up being really unconventional.

>hear things about tinder sluts and the app primarily being used for sex
>install it
>virtually every girl is 'not looking for a quick shag etc'
So I'm guessing you have to be a turbo chad to get sex there?

watching a company of heroes 2 tournament and one of the commentators sounds suspiciously like the gay fella on britfeel radio

doubt it's him but caught me off guard

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I tried showing this to my dad, but he didn't understand. youtube.com/watch?v=NLYEExrAEJI
lads?

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It's pointless now they're banning porn. I just posted interracial porn and wrote some captions to go with them.

what county you in senor lad?

lad, you need to learn to read between the lines. Not everything people say is true. It has ulterior motives

Thinking about going to Peru for an ayahuasca retreat lads. Anyone here had any experience with the stuff?

Alright Tilde, lass? Why you been drinking I thought you were teetotal? Still working at Greggs? Hope you have a good Christmas. You're the good witch and Moni is the bad witch.

>tfw relied on my mum my whole life because of my crippling autism
>when she dies ill be completely alone and have no idea how to deal with life

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no worries mate I've got a prezzie if you want to give me your discord

Didn't know tilde even drank tbqh

I remember reading about people dying on those visits. Stay away imo lad

>not looking for a quick shag
lying whores
tinder is a hookup app and not good for dating imo

>the pakis are fighting the pikeys in the street again tonight
I wonder if they will torch a car this time. I fucking hate living here

yeah, they are looking for sex but only from chad and want to save face by covering themselves

Are you the cutest girl in britfeel?

listening to northern soul

SKIING IN THE SNOWWWW

I started drinking to help me socially but now I do it to help me relax or help me cope with bad feelings

thats my gfs hand

don't become an alkie please lass, heard it runs in the family

Tilde isn't a girl.
There are actual girls that post here who are well above average and can bake.

>. Anyone here had any experience with the stuff?
Aye it made me think fucking trannies wasn't gay

Why have you got a paki gf?

>Struggling on Tinder, 12 matches, +3 likes at most
>set it to men & women out of curiosity, 99+ likes within the first 3 hours

am i just jailbait for faggots?

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It's empty calories lass. You'll end up getting fat. I know because I put on weight when I drink.

a bit grim Mayuri

t. brownie lass

because she was the first one to say ok when i asked her out

>help me cope with bad feelings
this wont end well will it

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Seems 95% of people make it in the end but I just don't want to be underwhelmed. spend you're entire life up to that point anticipating the night of your life and it'll inevitably be over in 2 minutes.

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>a tranny drinking to help him cope with bad feelings

your gonna shift alot of booze lad

Is she a qt brown gf?

herefordshire my main man.the senor is at peace in the country

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Just watched The House That Jack Built. Can't say I enjoyed it.

Aw lad the women out there love white cock you'll be up to elbows in fanny

balancing my plate between my chest and the desk, almost laughed so hard I dropped the plate at the hand

No need to go all the way to Peru for it, you can acquire freebase DMT and also make your own ayahuasca brew if you wanted by mixing it with a MAOI like caapi leaf. But DMT is insane. I've smoked it approaching 10 times now. It's so overwhelming that it's a serious undertaking whenever I've done it. It blows LSD out of the water. I'm assuming you've done loads of research on trip reports and stuff.

Would recommend doing it just to have that experience but be careful! You done psychedelics before?

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I've bee there. It's a bad road. I'm 23 now but between 18 and 22 I drank heavily to cope with depression and gained a lot of weight. Feel a lot better just drinking on social occasions now. I never drink just for the sake of it anymore.

>incels first drug
cringe

>Crona shilling drugs he hasn't even taken himself
pissening

what is it like having a gf lads? women are really intimidating

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Lol state of the melt, I can't make this up

My mum has already expressed concern over it which makes me feel bad. I have set rules for myself which is not to drink if I have work the following day which means I have two opportunities to drink a week. Sounds bad but I find myself unable to help myself with these things. I still overeat when I'm sad too but nowhere near as much. Seem to have lost a little weight recently desu

I'm not shilling anything it's his choice whether or not to do it. I won't preach to anyone about it. But if someone brings it up I don't see why I can't respond, it's something I can talk about

Give you dues Croman, you know you're stuff for sure, sort of. You've posted stuff I'd never expect to see on such a ridiculous site with such poor content.

Fair play, a lot of it is objective fact too. But similar to what people around me say to me; you're a sad cunt investing so much time into drugs.

Never got this though, these chemicals are fascinating, the body is fascinating, the mind is fascinating. Ironically usually virtue signallers(apparently it's cool to some people to denounce drugs, this is only ever done with others around) or brainlets as I assume they don't understand it. No wonder the dutch are so into drugs.

how do you both feel about mayuri x cola?

It's really nice. It makes you feel warm inside and if you have a bad day it's ok because they'll be there.
I miss it. I miss it a lot. I miss her most of all.
It was the best time of my life.

This was posted yesterday. Got anymore of far-right?

>mfw every girl at uni is a slag

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someone posted more of far right and it turned out she was quite tidy in a strange way

>Give you dues Croman, you know you're stuff for sure, sort of. You've posted stuff I'd never expect to see on such a ridiculous site with such poor content.
Thanks user. I chip in whenever I have knowledge relevant to the conversation

>But similar to what people around me say to me; you're a sad cunt investing so much time into drugs.
My drug-taking phase is behind me now honestly. Been there and done that and now moving on with my life. I still have my memories of it all though.

If you have any questions about DMT I could answer from what I know

i'd be intimidated by number 2 aswell, absolute unit

There's a few nice girls, you just got to look around. There's a few in some of my lectures.

some user found her, don't think they posted a link though?

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what were you expecting lad? its uni

not that user but fucking none in mine

That's good that means they put out

Oh fuck off you attention seeking twat. Literally all you've spoken about since you've come back is how much you drink and you're obviously doing it for the attention.

How many times are you going to go through the same routine of copy pasting the exact same shit over and over again for pity? You're a adult now, it's time to grow up you sad shit.

Did anyone save them?

>tfw waiting for mummy and daddy to do to bed so I can drink. I do it to cope too

Eh I'm sure their is dude, but I'm in Comp Sci so it's like 4 girls to 100 dudes.

Janny! Crona is samefagging and seethposting again.

Having gone to university is the biggest red flag for a woman

Oof she's quality. Gonna need more for research purposes

>be austin
>absolutely FUCK SHIT UP

based

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>100 hours per week
What the hell, who works those insane hours? Its like you get no sleep at all

I'm not normally into chunky grills but I would be all over her like a tramp on chips

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There was also this one, I went to the shop for booze after that so couldn't tell you what was posted after

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am I weird for basically always liking chunky girls?

That's rough mate. I'm in humanities so there is arguably more girls than guys. Doesn't make this shite degree worth it though

I have done a lot of looking into DMT and most psyches really, psyches are the most misunderstood drug by normans.

Said to my dealers as I picked up a pill and coke(basically wanted him to slip purity and quality levels) I've done acid a lot this year which I have, he was shocked I did it before party drugs, baffled. Ironically the worst intoxicated experience I've had was with booze, not even fanboying drugs either.

What have you tried? Magic with the trip is I've discussed with you so many times especially over the summer yet you're just speaking to an user.

Transexuals should be incarcerated until they can be cured.

Why would anyone prefer a 25 year old woman to a 16 year old girl

Investment bankers and corporate lawyers

Investment bankers also make about as much per hour as someone on minimum wage, they just work a fuckton of hours investopedia.com/articles/financialcareers/09/compensation-myths.asp

Alright red army, he's trying to get us to respond to him. Ignore him lads, Emery will win the league next year instead.

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Oh yea you see I never thought like that, I was just like get it over with. It's really good though lad and the thing you need to realise is the first is a barrier, it gets increasingly enjoyable after.

Nah you're not the only one mate. They are dirty.

Try not to make your virginity so glaringly obvious.

/chunkythot/

Anti white is pro humanity

Simple as

I'm the same, they're hotter to me most of the time and far more interesting.
Let the chads of your group have the 'hotter' ones on a night out and focus on the chunkers, usually on the edge of the main group talking.

not at all lad, chunky is where its at

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Uni is actually shit. As a comp sci I legitimately learn more from just programming than sitting in lectures having a 60 year old dude struggle to read off a powerpoint.

You got to look in the right places mate.

Still would rather have grill #4.

I've never got with one but they are just what I find attractive.
I've never told anyone though.

>investopedia.com/articles/financialcareers/09/compensation-myths.asp

That's talking about the absolute beginning salary.

>mfw 20 year old sister is dating 24 year old man
Is this ok? She says everyone her age is "immature" but how about the fact the 24 year old man isn't dating a 24 year old girl? Why is he dipping 4 years? Can't he get girls his age? I know they're not in school and all but still, that's 4 years and they are at an age where it's kinda weird.

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I'm not a virgin, and not even sure how that relates to the question anyway.

DMT really is not as intense as people say, 15 minutes is 15 minutes.

where?

Idk lads, what do you think

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Trannies that can't be cured should be euthanised.

Nah I agree entirely. Especially when you are stuck doing a shitty humanities degree like me. As soon as I finish this degree, I'm getting as far away from academia as possible.

slag republic NOW

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